Wednesday, May 10, 2006
I am soooooo in love!
I had to take my car in for service today and they
gave me this big ass truck for a loaner car.
IT ROCKS! This baby could roll right over those little sissy trucks guys drive around now.
And .... she has a V8 engine. ARRR ARRRR!
Big, black, and intimidating as hell. Everybody
gets outa my way. Plus, she has ginormous cup
holders and cubbies all over the place. I got 2 trees, 5 bushes, 15 lilies, a hanging baskets, a pot, bag of soil, and two flats of flowers and only used a teesy amount of my tail.
I am sooooo trading Bob's prissy Jag in for this
truck. It's got 78,000 proven miles on it. The
interior is already dirty so I can't get in trouble for being messy. And I can reach the drive thru windows!
I have to hang onto the center cubby to pull myself up into it but that's no big deal. I'm short. But I'm almost 5'2" so it's not too hard.
What a great truck!









 
posted by Crabby at 12:32 PM |


11 Comments:


At 5/10/2006 12:55 PM, Blogger Crabby

PS. Ya get to say words like sumbitch when ya drive one of these babies. And it's even got a cubby between the seats for my cold brews. Damn, I love this truck!

 

At 5/10/2006 4:43 PM, Blogger Manny

don't drink and drive....
driving is a priviledge in the state of Ohio.
Don't make me get my highway patrol buddies after ya. i'll do it.
wear your seatbelt.
tumbleweed doesn't keep bail money for people who drink and drive.
don't you do it.
i'm telling mom.

 

At 5/10/2006 5:38 PM, Blogger barman

Even I would feel tiny in a truck like that and I am over 6 foot tall. Can you see over the steering wheel?

{ran away}

M-E, I am sure she is just transporting the cold brews to home where she can drink them in the privacy of her own abode, right Crabby? Oh by the way, please don't take up chewing tabacco just because of the big, bad truck. That is just nasty.

 

At 5/10/2006 5:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Yea, we've got a full size truck and I can't imagine not having one. Too many yard and home projects! LOL

I know what you mean - I'm 5'2 and have to *haul* myself up in the seat! LOL

I don't, however, like when it comes time to fill the truck up with gas!

tina

 

At 5/10/2006 7:11 PM, Blogger Crabby

M-E, listen to our brother. (who btw, better still be running after that short joke)

where was I?

Oh yeah, I'm just transportation for the brews. But if I were to sayyyy, camp out, I could pull the cold brews right outa my center hootchie.

Tina, do you kind of jump out? LOL! I do. But you get good at it after the first couple times. sigh. I'm gonna miss that truck when I have to take it back.

 

At 5/10/2006 7:50 PM, Blogger MilkMaid

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

They fucking voted off Chris.

I'm not watching anymore. I don't care who wins now.

That truck is a sissy truck Crabs. You shoulda got a CHEVY, now THAT is real man sumbitch truck. ahahaha!

 

At 5/10/2006 8:49 PM, Blogger barman

Milkmaid, I feel the same way only about Taylor. I so wished that Elliot would have went but he did better this week or so I was told. I missed almost the whole show yesterday. I hate to see Chris go too!

Crabby, I stopped running. I never could out run you. I am dead, I just know it. Oh Crabby, nice truck!

 

At 5/10/2006 11:16 PM, Blogger Mone

Wow Crabby, thats for sure a nice one. I know exactly how you're feeling. You need to go and messure yourself, I bet you grew at least two inches ;)

 

At 5/11/2006 5:22 AM, Blogger Crabby

Milky! Just the name "Ram" tells ya my truck could another trucks ass.
I could NOT believe Chris was the one to go. I was positive it would be Chris, Cathrine, and Taylor in the final 3.

Barman, I'm with you on Elliot. I like the kid but his voice does nothing for me. No excitment there at all.

Mone, EXACTLY! I even talked different all day yesterday. ahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!

 

At 5/11/2006 5:51 AM, Blogger Manny

ok, i forgot that you have to get the brew home before drinking.
mine just seem to show up in the fridge, bottom drawer so i can tell when squirrel is counting them. ha ha
squirrel should just look in the trash if she is trying to keep tabs on me. ha ha she hasn't figured that one out yet. she is so easy.

i like the truck and with the way that you drive i know that you will not be bullying anyone.

milky i agree, should be a chevy.