Friday, July 07, 2006
ohhhhhhh. NOOOOO!
You all know I've been sad today cuz the lady is coming to take away my fish, who I happen to like. Well, I've been catching them and putting them in another container that will be easier to get them back out of for her. I had 4 caught. Then ...... I heard slurping. And when I looked over Lucy had her whole head down in the container. SHE ATE MY FRIGGIN FISH!

That dog better not even talk to me the rest of the night. She better not even LOOK at me. How could she?????? What a freakin barbarian!

Damn! Damn! and Damn again. She ate the two peach ones that always swim together. OOOOOO. I could just kill her.

And now she has FISH BREATH!
 
posted by Crabby at 2:04 PM |


14 Comments:


At 7/07/2006 2:48 PM, Blogger MilkMaid

Does SHOCK COLLAR ring any bells at all???

HMMMMM?

 

At 7/07/2006 2:59 PM, Blogger barman

Personally this sounds like Crabby snuck the fish to some new hiding place that no one knows about.

 

At 7/07/2006 3:21 PM, Blogger jamwall

oooo....bad bad dog!

::slap slap::

naughty dog! you like it "ruff" don't you?.....DON'T YOU!!!

::slap slap::

put on that feather boa

::slap slap::

i'm a dog trainer who "disciplines" your dog.

 

At 7/07/2006 5:25 PM, Blogger Mouthy Girl

Holy shyte.

No words.

 

At 7/07/2006 5:32 PM, Blogger Crabby

Milky, lemme alone. ........I couldn't remember where I left the control thingy. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!

Barman, did not. Thought about it. Didn't do it. I'm a good girl.

Jam, ya look real sweet in the leather thong. But, you're gonna have to take those pasties offa my dog.

Buddah, can you even believe it? It took me forever to catch 4 fish. And took her all of maybe 5 minutes to eat the friggin things.

 

At 7/07/2006 5:51 PM, Blogger Manny

I'm with Milky. ha ha ha
Payback doesn't feel to good does it? ha hahha

btw, good lookin out for me big sister. I don't know what i was thinking.

 

At 7/07/2006 7:49 PM, Blogger Roxi

awww your fish get eaten and mine just die.. hmmmmm

 

At 7/07/2006 8:06 PM, Blogger Rainypete

You know, the irony of you saving them from the pond so they wouldn't get eaten is just priceless now right? It's still sad, but funny too. Sort of like my life.

Sigh.....

 

At 7/07/2006 8:14 PM, Blogger Prash

Ah the peach ones..!!! *sniff*...Dogs will be dogs!!!

 

At 7/08/2006 3:35 AM, Blogger Suze

Was Lucy a cat in a past lifetime? I think she may have an identity crisis going on.

 

At 7/08/2006 12:37 PM, Blogger Spoony Quine

` You put the fish into a killing arena!!
` This reminds me of my robin that was eaten by a random cat that had gotten into the house!
` The saddest part is, if he'd just been let out of his cage, he could have escaped the cat!

 

At 7/08/2006 12:59 PM, Blogger Crabby

Manny, I thought she meant why didn't I "use" the shock collar. ahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!

oh crap. I've misunderstood yet another of Milky's posts. I'll never hear the end of it.

Tina! I'm shocked at you, missy! I expect this from the guys and Milky well and Manny....ok possibly Tumble... but you?

Roxi, be glad yours have suffered a natural death. I can't even imagine what it would be like to be swallowed hole. Swimming thru dog intestines. Especially considering all the crap this dog eats.

Pete, I had taken comfort in the fact that they might now reside in fish heaven but .... sadly ..... Lucy (the Judas of dogs) began belching out fish breath.
sigh.

but Prash, I have tried to keep her grounded by never giving her sushi. Only kibble. sigh sigh sigh.

Suze, I think she might have been a cat and an anteater. She also eats ants, oh yeah, and occasionally my unders. But she promptly gaks those back up. She's basically a 4 legged vaccum.

Denny, I've been trying to come up with some creative uses for that collar for Jam when I catch up with him. LOL! (psssst. he's very swift of foot)

 
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