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I just figured out how to change my name on here. I don't much like Crabcake so gimme a new name people. It's been a year. You know me now. Toss out some suggestions.Busty beauty is nice. Try to stay away from things like Stubby leg girl, K?
No seriously, what fits? I need a name that fits better than a seafood product.
Friday we're gonna take a pollhost vote on the favorite names suggested. So I'm putting my future handle in your hands. Which is really nuts. I got a bad feeling about this.
I like Big Red. Also Lucy as in Rickie and Lucy Ricardo. It seems like that would be a fit.
Side note: What kind of kids do you guys grown down in Ohio? See this news article.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA!
Gareth is ginger tosser another Irish thing? LOL!
G, you snap back fast!
Milky, I swear to you if Frigid Pink shows up somewhere with my face on a porn body...I am coming after you. LMAO!
Barman, here in Ohio, they do call me Lucy. Especially Bob. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha! Yeah, I know....poor Bob.
yanno, red vixen suits me. Course I'd have to lose a little more in the thigh area to truly fit the name but HEY...I can do it.....maybe. I kinda got hooked on dried apricots now. Did you know they're 90 calories for 5 little pruned up apricots???
Barman, I'm checking your article now. maybe I'll see somebody I know.
Sign! I didn't see you there before. yeah, but crabcakes are seafood. I dunno. There's something about being a seafood that just....feels so slimy.
Hey did you guys notice new blogger has a spell checker built in? Cool. Now I'll know all the mis-spelled words I didn't know before annnnd the ones I did.
Barman, I don't know why they made such a fuss over that kid. It was perfectly natural thing to do. Why I myself, mooned a teacher after a football game on a dare. She didn't seem to care much. Now that was disappointing.
Will have to give this some thought... but I must head for town right now. Before you feel too bad about being a chunk of seafood, here's something I found on another blog yesterday:
An Octopus walks into a bar and says, "I can play any musical
instrument you like."
An Englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
An Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John.
A Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound
from the bagpipes and Scotsman asks, "What's wrong, can ye no play it?"
The octopus says, "Play It? I'm gonna screw her brains out once I get
her pajamas off!"
At 1/30/2007 4:19 PM, 
Zen Wizard
1. Sherie Wackenhut
2. Brigette Mitsdarffer
3. Zoraida Loson
4. Nicola Cutchember
5. Bambi Everroad
6. Brigette Bonde
7. Corinna Speidell
8. Sayavong
9. Sherrill Wojdak
10. Ileana Notch
Am I very creative? No, I have access to the "Random Name Generator."
Set "obscurity factor" at "75," Mr. Sulu...
Crimson Vixen (I see now Gareth suggested another form of this)
Red Hot Mama
Bucky Badger (he wears red)
Poisoned Apple
Dangerous Broad
Crabpie
Cowcake
Fish Sticks (wait...you wanted to get away from the seafood thing)
Now I'm just pulling shtuff out of you know where...what's wrong with Boobs McGee? I like it.
G finally got a pic up! WOOT!
Sign, I remain, nameless and looking. sigh. Somebody needs to come up with something soon or I'm gonna pick another dumb name.
Surely someone out there has a clear enough handle on me by now to give me a name that fits. But not the bad ones. You know like poop face, that kinda stuff.
Jodes, LOL! Your suggestion was most definitely better than fubar. I'm not keeping fubar. I'm just using different stuff till we do our vote. I'll pick my favs and on Friday I'll put up a pollhost thing-a-m'bob. Then we'll take a vote over the weekend and favorite name gets it. I'm nothing if not fair. Ok, that's like SUCH a lie.
Gareth, get outa my head, man! I was actually thinking of jiggles today. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!
Milky, I know you're kidding but...think of the profile hits I could get with that name. Course then they'd be extremely put out when they came and saw me. bwwwwaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha!
At 1/31/2007 4:29 PM, Spoony Quine
` ...I wrote 'Firday'! Ha ha ha! Hey, how about that? Firday? Or Cedarday! (Better than Berleday like on antique calendars!)
` How about 'Friday' in another language? In Latin, Friday is a nasty sounding Veneris, though in Italian it's Venerdì, in French it's Vendredi, in Spanish it's Viernes, though in Portuguese it's a sexy Sexta-feira!
` And to get Germanic about it, in Dutch it's Vrijdag (which I think is pronounced Fridag), while in German it's Freitag!
` ...In Greek, it's Παρασκευή, but that's too hard to spell!
` Well, jeez, I think that's better than Crabcake or... Codfish Ball!
Angie, ya think? I pondered it. (I've been in hiding ya know) Course my picture plastered all over hell and back could be a give away.
Seequin, that Latin version of Friday sounds like an STD. LOL! I do like the Portugese version of Sextra-feira. Sextra. Oh yeah, that's me all over the place. Super sexed mamma. That German version sounds like a washing machine.
Milky, ya think Friday should come out of hiding? LOL! I know a nasty old gal who'd love to track me down. LMAO!
It'll definitely be on the list to vote for. I'll let you guys vote on the list of favs Friday.
(did I just say that? LMAO! I can't believe I letting you guys choose my fate) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!
G, I think you might not be showing up at Manny's cause she hasn't upgraded yet. it looks like she hasn't been around at all to me.
At 1/31/2007 7:37 PM, SignGurl
I found your friend here Tits McGee.
What does Bob think you should be called?
Very nice looking new look to the blog. It seems to be more clean. I like the drop down for the archives. Whoo hooo!
Hey I have crazy snow coming down. First it blows left, then it blows right and shifts back left (left is east for what it is worth). Want me to send you the snow? Sure you don't want it?
At 2/01/2007 8:11 AM, angela marie
Condi Nutcake?! Me likey!
Hey, I didn't suggest only 'Friday', (we don't need all the crazies around. Wait. We ALREADY HAVE all the crazies around) but any day of the week. Well, not Monday, because we don't like Monday very much, do we?
Between a cowpie field and a MilkMaid, perhaps your name should have something to do with cowpox.
Milky, that's for sure. We have a hell of a fun time ranting. LMAO! I'm about to rant on the day I've had now, matter o'fact. It's like...Murphey's Law is my personal shadow or something.
Wise one, I DID see the movie. I loved the grandpa. What a crack up! I heard he's nominated for his role in that.
Wise, Condoleeza Nutcake? Ahhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!
Angela, no we don't like Monday at all. LOL! And after today, I don't much care for Thursday either. Let's see...what's a good day of the week name? Hump day is always good. We could call me Humper. ahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha! Naw, Bob would get all exicted and stuff. Then I'd get gas or something and mess everything up.
Sign, absolute insanity is just too good a fit. Not just for my blog but my whole life. LMAO! I wish you'd been with me today. OY!
G, we're gonna have your brain turned into mush before this renaming thing is over. LOL!
Mone, I KNOW! 66 and they're not even all me this time. :) Heidi's cute. But you know G would add a HO to the end of it. LOL!
Barman, Annie was a red head and she had a big dog. She was also a butt kicker if I remember correctly. Only dif is...she could sing. And I.....well...even the church folks wince when I join in. No idea why.
Moo? You seriously want me to call myself Moo? Actually...it's not bad. LOL!
At 2/01/2007 2:48 PM, Dan
Dan, rub those temples. Better yet, grab an excedrin. It's not over. Tomorrow we're doing a pollhost vote using the favorites from all the names suggested. And "that" will be my new name. Scary, huh?
Well, at least if Frigid Pink wins, I should get an amazing number of profile hits. LOL!
Hopefully we'll get more suggetions today so we'll have a nice variety. So far folks have been pretty darned creative. Although, I'm not quite sure how I feel about, "apple butt". Yet somehow....I imagine it's gonna make the voting poll.
Apple butt was ment as a joke so it does not need to make the list. Moo was simpley me making a comments about your comment line. You said 74 Moos from the field so I just added a Moo. That also was not intended as a was not intended as a name suggestion.
So if you like scratch Moo and Apple Butt. Wait a minute, that did not sound right.
Ohhhh, yeah. My day.
Ok. Started out I found out my dog has gone deaf. Not Lucy. Creepy Lola, the older one. So now she has no teeth, cataracts, and she can't hear. No wonder she's afraid to come out of her kennel.
Then I went for my allergy shot but after they listened to my chest they wouldn't give it to me till I saw the doc. Apparently sanding and grouting after sinus surgery (even though it was last friggin year) was a bad idea. Who knew?
So my sinus are impacted or something and I'm in danger when I take my shots of going into that big tongue shock thing. They gave me a script for high powered meds to keep me from like...dying tonight. LOL!
Guess what? Nobody has the meds. They had to be ordered and I already took the shot. So.....do I live? Will I die? Dunno, but I know I'm eatin out tonight cuz I am soooo milking this thing for all I'm worth.
Then, at the hardware store (where I wasn't supposed to go cuz...I dunno...whatever) I was climbing up the shelves tryin to get an applicator down that I need for my stain and I accidentally grabbed ahold of a bunch of tarps. Tarps are slippery little suckers. They fell. I fell. And the man behind me fell backwards into the paint brushes and junk. It was a mess.
I get home, start to carry my crap in...and the bottom falls outa one of the bags. The one with....the eggs in it. Nice.
So far that's it, unless something else happens tonight.
Truth. I am in absolute agony. Feels like my eyeballs are gonna blow outta their sockets. I wrote to Doc this morning so hopefully he'll get me an antibiotic and something to knock out this pain.
I have these reactions to the allergy shots every single time! Don't you wonder if maybe the shot is doing more harm than good?
Oh sure. There's the chance that all the sawdust on the basement stairs and hiding in the little crooks, from my sanding work is the culprit. (I'm allergic to dust) But it didn't get this bad till after they shot me.
Ah, well. I'll get busy on this name list. Maybe we can name me before my head explodes.
Check your shoes before you leave.
Damn, blankity blank!
I shot my wad on your previous post.