I have gotten a pass from my photo restoration work till after Christmas and I am free to have some fun. I plan to have it at JackAssery Bloggers, where, myself and all your craziest buddies gather and do nothing but screw. This is one joint where you can't be too dumb or too off-the-wall nuts. So join us there and have some fun. You've earned it. The JackAssery Bloggers, blog will close after Christmas so....get crazy while you can folks.
Manny and I talked and we wanna switch things up for the holiday season. Make changes. Kick some ass (or arse) if you're from England, Ireland, or Scotland. We're busy, damn it. We got no time for posting on our own blogs everyday, doin' the holiday hubba hubba dung, and still have time left over to visit other blogs. Something had to be done. And we done it....almost.
We want to open a JackAssery Community Blog and send our blogs on v'cation till after Christmas. But only if we get a few more people to volunteer to be JackAssery Admins too. If you're slammed during the holidays, have trouble keeping up with everything that has to be done this time of year, but still want to stay in touch with your blogger pals, visiting and such.....the JackAssery Blog could be the answer.
Here's how it works. We each take a day of the week and post some totally off the wall, short, dumb post. The rest of the week we're each free to visit friends on other blogs during our spare time and maybe even get some holiday crap done.
Now, if nobody wants to voluteer. We like, totally understand, totally. Oh and if you see a flaming bag on your doorstep be sure and stomp that puppy out. (just a safety tip)
JackAssery Admin
1. We take turns posting. 2. We only post JackAssery type stuff. *examples* a. Why farts are smart. b. The sneeze. A mini-orgasm for the nose?
3. No post over 3 paragraphs long. JackAsserfists have short attention spans. 4. Pictures with the post are good. JackAsserfists like pictures. 5. Movies posted should be under 3 minutes. A JackAsserfist might fall asleep and hurt themselves when they fall outa of their chair. Then .... BOOM! we're down a commentor. 6. The JackAssery Blog will be open only during busy holiday seasons or for special occasions. It will be a place to just come in, take your hair down, get crazy, and be as stupid as you want to be. No pressure. No political correctness. No rules. All topics fair game.
Warning..........SERIOUS CRAP is a bad idea on a JackAssery blog! If yer dog dies and you just gotta talk about it, you better be using that sucker for a footstool or something else that'll entertain the simple minded. We don't like serious during Christmas cuz we're already tired, overworked, and in a bad mood. We need cheering up.
Now one other thing and this is kind of important. You gotta tell us if you want to be part of this thing either as a just a commentor or an admin. Cause only the people who tell us ahead of time will be listed on the blog roll.
As 3 of us sat around the Thanksgiving table, bloated, coffee cups full, sale ads spread hither and yon, Jake said to Squirrel, "The internet is a wealth of information and these two," he says, looking first at Manny, then myself......."choose to use it for JackAssery."
Manny and I looked at each other, eyes widening, then simultaneously burst into uncontrollable guffaws of joy as we high-fived each other.
Me: "We're JackAsserfists. How cool is THAT dude?" Manny: "Sweeeeet!"
Jake: "You're proud of that?" Squirrel "You can't get throught to them, Jake. They've always been like this."
Me: "JACKASSERY RULES!" Manny: "We're the best JackAsserfists ever!"
Me: "Let's start a JackAssery Association!" Manny: "Yeah, and only Jackasserfists can get in."
And so it is, that I hereby, towit and towith, announce the beginning of the very first and only JackAssery Blogger Association.
To get an idea if you qualify for the first and only JackAsserfists association....watch the badly made film below. If you relate to any part of this movie, you "may" be a future member of the "JackAssery Blogger Association". If you can not relate, well......then you can't come in cuz.....there's a "no smart people allowed" rule and we can't break it even if we like you cuz frankly....smart or sophisticated folks are kind of a downer. But...not to fret...your dog may still be a potential member.
addendum: The song on this video is all Jake. If you guys would like to go sample his music or download, it's free. He has some Rolling Stones and Dylan covers over there too. Lot of stuff. Here's the link so you can go hear my kid. Course he gets all that talent from me. Let me know what you think. And maybe give him a comment or whatever.
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