All bloggers who apply and qualify for the first ever, JackAsserfist Blogger Association..... (see and apply in post below to find out if you qualify. We're particular. You must have JackAssery skills and be willing to have photos, yours or your pets, displayed in JackAsserfists videos made by me. An honor and a privilege to be sure.)
where was I? Hang on................
Oh yeah, will be receiving in the next post, their new JackAssery names. And will heretofore, in any JackAssed post be known only by those names.
smarty-pants people need not apply.
Thursday addendum: I'm slammed with work over here. (please feel sorry for me. I like that) Anyhow, while I'm playing catch up...if you all look to the left ...I write with my right hand so...yeah...the left.....where my "vote for me" button has been, you'll see I replaced it with something a little more meaningful. And it's fun to do. If you click on that button it takes you to a site where you can test your vocabulary skills and at the same time donate rice to hungry people.
Labels: blogger competition, Jack Ass, missing nipples, names, skills
posted by Crabby at 9:20 AM |
At 11/28/2007 2:01 PM, jillie
Ok...here's the BIGGEST jackassery move of the day...I've just tagged you....LMAO!!!
You can thank me later ;o)
At 11/28/2007 2:27 PM, gab
Honestly.....I gotta be the biggest jackassery ever. Im afraid not only do I relate to this kinda stuff I do this kinda stuff. And still I leave people scratching their heads wondering if Im playing with a full deck!
At 11/28/2007 2:44 PM, lime
oh i am so relived to know i qualify! and if you really want the fish lips picture go to my blog and search 'vbs' that should bring it up.
At 11/28/2007 4:11 PM, cadbury_vw
i'd be happy to attempt to join the club, but...
it's part of my job to help people avoid jackass moments
no, really - it's part of my job
i may be too uptight or forward planning to be in the club
At 11/28/2007 10:53 PM, Emma Sometimes
It's hard not to drive around here without at least participating in said jackassery.
I have had more drivers lately tell me I'm #1. They even wave their finger at me, isn't that nice?
At 11/29/2007 6:51 AM, Vi vi vi vooom!!!!!!!!
Does this mean I've gotta send you a picture of me actually licking my nose? Damn, that'll teach me for being a jackassery! I can def send you a picture of my gold fish swimming on his back (before he died, really!)
At 11/29/2007 12:46 PM, Crabby
Jillie, I'm almost afraid to look what the tag is. You do know I never remember to do the darn things. I was gonna do Roxies cuz it was easy but....I totally forgot about it till....well, now. LOL!
Gab, You're a natural. Possibly even officer material.
Lime, I really do want the fish lip pic. It's my all time fav. That pick alone got you into the JaskAsserfist Association.
Cadbury, do you realize, man....if that's what you do for a living, my family "alone" could keep you in business till long after time for you to retire. Unless we accidentally kill ourselves off, of course.
Lee Ann, so far, so good.
Em, I knew you were a natural. I just knew it. Dooz too. And Slick where ever the hell he is lately.
Vi, the floating fish woulda been perfect. You can send any pics you want long as they're JackAsserfist pics. I might even make a separate JackAsserfist blog. With all you guy's (I don't care if it's not a word) new JackAsserfist names on the links. LOL!
Sign, you GOTTA be in. You've done some crazy stuff. I've been reading your blog for 2 years. You're as nuts as we are. LOL!
Jillie, fer sure! Sadly, I'm STILL working today. Can you believe it? Cuz I can't. It's like I woke up one day in work hell.
K, people. Always remember and never forget are new motto.....
to be dumb.
At 11/29/2007 12:48 PM, Crabby
Um....ok. I meant...."our" new motto. I know that word cuz it only has 3 letters. The 3 letter word is my personal specialty.
At 11/29/2007 5:53 PM, jillie
Well you need to tell work that the JackAserfist Society needs their prez...STAT! LOL...I'll give you a forged note ok? lol....
Man, I have got some major butterflies in my gut right aboot now...big game tonight :o@
At 11/29/2007 6:47 PM, Top cat
what the hell you doin anyway?
word on the street is you adopted one of them there pigs that escaped galens porky pig posts and that's why your so busy, cleanin the slop and all.
At 11/29/2007 7:33 PM, Crabby
Jillie, good luck on that game tonight!
Manny, ya think? And JackAsserfists only. Gotta be. We need a place that only talks about dumb stuff.
oh crap.....wait......that's here.
TC, I've gotten myself in over my head....aGAIN. Can you believe it? Well, I guess you probably can. LOL!
For Christmas this year I decided to copy all of Bob's family's photos and albums, scan them, repair them, and put them on DVDs with music. What I didn't realize is how many pics they have! 4 shopping bags and 5 boxes...not counting albums. I may be getting brain damage from the scanner light going back and forth and back and forth. sigh.
At 11/29/2007 7:41 PM, BTExpress
Nope, I don't qualify. I guess I've made a jackass of myself. ;-)
I posted a chick flick for HNT just for you this week. Just keep the paint balls to yourself until you see it.
At 11/29/2007 8:30 PM, G-Man
I'll eat an egg salad Sammy, with a side of slaw...Maybe some onion rings too!!
Then wait with camera in hand...
Dr. Methane at your service!!
At 11/30/2007 12:04 AM, buddha_girl
The first time I ever heard the gem of a word JACKASSERY was at work. You know I work with "tomorrow's future." One of my teammates coined the term when she wrote up a kid who was being a turd. She said to me, "It's for general jackassery."
I now use this word with pleasure on a daily basis. I have even gotten away with saying it at work and in other public places without repercussions because people have NO idea what I'm saying.
Good, fucking times.
I ADORE JACKASSERY (the good kind) and ADORE YOU, CRABBERS!
I may not have animals, but I do have a kid. Knowing that you also have a boy who still curls the hair on your head with his antics, you should also be aware that sons qualify as pets. Let me know what you need for video purposes if the situation arises.
At 11/30/2007 1:19 AM, Emma Sometimes
Do you have an email? and 2) are you interested in a cre8buzz invite..it's just a place to get more traffic to your blog with the few good aspects of myspace..really, it's worth it!