It's official. My brain has left the building and no one seems to know when it went, or where.
Remember I told you that ever since I got the Prius I've been a victim of nasty road rage by other drivers. They would come up behind me and actually try to push me down the street. One woman in a tahoe even cut in front of me, hit her brakes real hard then sped off into the right lane to make her turn. It was the damnedest thing since I was traveling 20 miles over the limit! Saturday it was discovered (not by me) that I had accidentally set the miles on kilometers instead of miles. Meaning (I guess) when I thought I was doing 45, I was, in fact, doing 20 something. Also meaning, my car is not the speed demon I thought and possibly I could not take Bob's Porsche in a race after all. (sigh)

That brings us to the final straw. The other day I was watering the new grass seed. When I came inside I realized I was watering my bedroom also. So outside I went, turned off the sprinkler, moved it, turned it back on. Then Friday Bob did the same thing. Set the sprinkler till water was raining in through the bedroom window. I told him about his blunder and he asked, "Did you close the window?" close the window..........DOH! no. I didn't even think about it.

If you add that to the fact that I tried to back out of the garage in drive (taking out the new lawn spreader and a couple of snorkels) ....well, things start to get suspicious.

I'm requesting an all out search for my brain who has obviously taken off without me. I have .50. It's yours if you bring back the brain. I need it. I'm turning into a big boob........ I think.

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