SATURDAY NIGHT

The Crab proves she's still got the moves on the dance floor during a recent wedding reception. A bundle of unbridled energy, Crabby bumps, grinds, and swings those hips on a pair of 3 in heals, by damn!

BOOM SHACKA LACKA LACKA! BOOM SHACKA LACKA LACKA!

MOMMA GOT GAME, BABY! That's right...eat my dirt children. And watch these hips do they're thing! WOOT!







Sunday morning.
The following ad is seen in the local newspaper.

LOST: 56 year old groin. Last seen on dance floor. Please return to old woman with cane. Thank you.









Finally in recent news, the government dietician (screw it...Milky's not around to tell me how to spell this) diet person..... has just reported that pork is NOT the other white meat. It's red. Like beef. Health conscious folks should stick with Crab.
Sooooo.....Vote Crab....the other white meat. Click photo to vote.

(for our folks on drugs click picture of crab with face above. Do not be afraid. See cow interview? See thumbs? Click thumb pointing up at your ceiling. that is good thumb.)

Also folks don't forget to cast your votes for SIGN
and for GABBY
They are both in a mad dash for 3rd. Give them your vote and get them there, PLEASE! Personally I'd like to see us in 1st, 2nd, and 3rd. I'm no quitter. Don't you be. VOTE PEOPLE! VOTE!

ps. I've linked one of fellow top 10s. He's funny as hell and I think you guys will enjoy reading his stuff. So go visit, Slick Sumbitch. He reminds me of someone. I can't quite put my finger on it.

Labels: bump and grind, groin, lost and found