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Even at an early age, Milkmaid would refuse to eat her peas and would cry and cry until she had that Spam by-product gripped in her little fist. She'd rub it all over her face and giggle with delight.
But....I implore you....how could I have known she'd become a grown woman one day who would do postively anything for Spam? A spam whore, if you will. How? How?
Was I wrong? Should I have denied her even then?
Oh the shame! The guilt!
Note: Crabcake will be out of town until Milkmaid cools off. Er....I mean .... Crabcake is out on emergancy business.
Spam spam spam spam...
By the way, I am not pushing the site, just the spam skit.
Just for Milky
My special reciepe for Spam pasties. (I figger she can use it when she goes pole dancing)
Take one can of spam. Slice wide side or narrow side depending on nipple diameter. Cut slices into circles.
Harden in oven, just enough, not too much. They have to be flexible.
Paint whatever pattern you desire. Though I'm sure you like your spam pasties natural, Milky.
Apply clear coat varnish.
Attach to nip with super-glue.
No. That's ok. Really. You don't have to thank me.
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Check your shoes before you leave.
aahahahahaaaaaahhhhaHAHAHAHAH...that bald headed picture is enough to make me wear a HAT!
Spam is pig feets and bird beaks, YUCK!