Crabby's Cowpie Field

Thursday, June 15, 2006

As remodel construction moves along and I continue to sweat and grunt like a rutting pig, it occurs to me that working this hard on house deserves a little somethin somethin. So I have decided to give the old Crabby estate a name.

Any suggestions?

Also, is anyone interested in before and after pics? Or would that bore you guys into banging your heads against the wall until you passed out? Because I can always do before and afters on another board. That way you have a choice.

Public Service Announcement #1: when working construction which requires heavy tool belts always remember to apply suntan lotion to your buttcrack. It has recently come to my attention that a sunburnt buttcrack can be most painful and annoying.

posted by Crabby at 6:38 AM |

13 Comments:

At 6/15/2006 6:53 AM, SignGurl

That picture is hot! I love me some butt crack.

At 6/15/2006 8:30 AM, Crabby

Sign, I must admit, the buttcrack does draw my attention every time. LOL!

Denny, or maybe Crab's CrackHouse? Oh wait, no. That would be bad.

Sal, yes send it. They've gotten to know Bob and I pretty well over there now. They'll get a huge kick out of the card.

At 6/15/2006 10:31 AM, barman

Crab's Chateau of Wonder? Amazement?

Butt cracks catch my attention to. Sometimes in amazement, other times I try and look the other way quickly. Now applying sun to a virgin BC could be painful. Best invest in a tub of aloe.

As to the pictures I would love to see the before and after so if you do that somewhere else, let me know.

At 6/15/2006 10:52 AM, Crabby

I'll start posting those pics because you guys aren't gonna believe what I'm up against here.

I'll start with some befores. That way you all can start feeling real bad for me and send me hugs and kisses and maybe ice cream. Ice cream is good. LOL!

I'll make a new post and show you today's latest unexpected discovery.

At 6/15/2006 11:54 AM, Anonymous

The Zoo

At 6/15/2006 3:57 PM, SignGurl

Show us the before, during and after. Maybe you could throw in some more butt crack pics too.

At 6/15/2006 5:22 PM, Anonymous

*snot rocket*

At 6/15/2006 11:21 PM, wmy

Hi there fellow bloggerette!! Heard about ya on signgurl's blog and just had to come and check ya out!! I'll be back, oh yes I will...really, I will, promise! lol

At 6/16/2006 12:04 AM, Mone

I love to look at butt cracks. Well, as long as they are in a good chape...

How would - Lazy Dogs Plantage - sound for a name?

At 6/16/2006 4:46 AM, jamwall

but....but...

At 6/16/2006 5:36 AM, Mouthy Girl

Awww poor little butt crack. I should send you some of Buddha's SPF45 sunscreen. If it can protect his redheaded skin, I think your butt crack will be GOLDEN. No pun intended. How great am I?

And Crabbie? The surgery pics are YOURS. Promise.

At 6/16/2006 9:01 AM, Crabby

Milky, that name is wayyy too close to real life here. LOL! PS. I gotta surprise for you. ahhhhhhhhh ha ha h ah!

Sign, I think I'm gonna set up the spanky sparky board for the remodel pics. Some of the stuff we're running into will stand your hairs on end. LOL! PS. I am on a mission now to take my camera with me to the home improvement stores. They a freakin WEALTH of buttcracks!

Deb. STOP! You know that gets me going.

wmy, Do you have any chips over at your blog? I'm starving. I'll be over in a sec. Oh yeah, you gotta come back because I just uncovered a whole treasure chest of embarrassing photos. LOL!

Mone, I like that name. I just don't know how to say the last word. LOL!

Jam, crack crack.

buddah girl, The valley between my cheeks will be most grateful for any help you can give.