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Last weekend was the big bike rally in Texas, The Republic of Texas (ROT) Rally. We go every year, it's a BLAST of a time and there just is no place in Texas like Austin, great roads, hills and lakes to ride and 6th street is over flowing with most excellent music and little bars to fill your cup with Jagermeister. Of which we did ... a bunch.
Later into the night after we'd visited the new Coyote Ugly (a fun place and I SURE wish I was the bitch that thought up THAT) and a few other fine establishments, we ended up at The Drink. After a certain amount of people squeeze in there neckbone to assbone, they open up their upstairs bar.
From our booth, we could see the red light glowing in the entry area that had the staircase to UPSTAIRS. Woo hoo..lets go. After a proper frisking from the doorman there, up the stairs we sprinted to be greeted with a fairly empty bar (thankfully for my pride) and the walls were pulsing with the DJs hand picked music. My pal, Robin, and I turned and looked at each other as we saw THE POLES.
Two dancing poles, on a slight stage area in the corner of the bar.
Calling our names.
Picture two slightly (ok ok ok) fairly drunk, wild Texas gals laughing across the dance floor and grabbing onto the stainless steel rods. I jumped up and grabbed on with both hands and wrapped my legs around the pole. At that VERY moment, my hands shook their drunk stupor and YELLED to my brain, GET YOUR FAT ASS DOWN, NOW YOU DUMBASS!
I think I sprained the two last fingers on my right hand and my thigh muscles will never recover, unless I promise to NEVER do that crap again.
To top it off, this was on Friday night, so I had to ride my bike the rest of the weekend, with a throbbing two fingers and hands and thigh muscles that cursed me evertime I put my feet down to hold my bike up.
All that and I never made one g'damn tip.
At 6/07/2006 11:29 AM, 
MilkMaid
Oh yeah, you could get miles and miles outta those pictures LOL!
My hand's still swollen and throbbing..
Those gals that actually do all that for a living, have a new healthy respect from me. THAT is work.
I forgot to tell you, Saturday night we were at a private hoity toity party and this gal joined our table and started telling everybody who they were..whadda ya callit? Anyway, she never really said anything much to me and she turns and looks right at me and says, you have changed a TON in the last five years, haven't you? You were very conservative until then. Massive changes for you.
I tried to close the black satin ribbons on my bustier as she was saying all this to me lol..yeah, I'd say I've done some changing. Uh huh.
At 6/07/2006 11:32 AM, MilkMaid
And one more small story for a laugh, you've seen MilkMan, long wild hair, hairy face, Charles Manson sorta look...well, when we go to the lake on Saturday afternoon, we parked under a tree next to some other bikes. About 6-8 people were coming up the cliffs from the lake to those bikes and were telling us where to go and the water was great blah blah blah. MilkMan asks, any aligators down there (he's always got to be a smartass) and one of the girls whipped around and never missed a beat and says yeah, there is. But you look like you swim with the aligators all the time.
Bwahahhaa, she was there for 20 seconds and already has his bullshit number.
We had a good time..
Hey!!! why didn't you invite Crab and I.
I would have danced on that pole.
That reminds me. When i was younger, my friends and i would go to all male reviews. haha
We would tear out dollars in half and role them up, stick them into thier undies. ha haha
When we left all drunk and stuff. more stuff then drunk. ha ha
We would picture them in the back, naked little rock hard hineys, trying to match thier money together. ha hahaa
We would laugh all the way to Denny's.
Ahhh yes, to be young again.
Say, blogger is back up. Cool.
Milky, thanks to Barman who is completely innocent (he said) I have pics to add to your story. ahhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!
You know when I met you, what, 8, 9 years ago, you were a little spitfire then. I remember when I first came on the GH board and flamers riped me to shreds. (it was ugly people) you were like a little Texican pitbull, defending me and calling them out. ahhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ever since then we've pretty much stood side by side through any attack, bangin internet bullies over the heads with our typing fingers. LOL! I think you were always crazy and fun. You just had to give yourself permission to step out into the real world and live the way you want. I'm proud of ya, grasshopper.
Poor Milkman. These days 20 year old girls can detect bullshit from a mile off. And they take no prisoners. LMAO! Poor Milkman never had a chance.
Barman, good idea. I do believe I will rent a pole. It'll distract from the yearly oven fire.
Manny, shame on you! Taking advantage of a hapless naked butted man. tsk tsk tsk.
Didn't I tell you always respect a tight butted, good looking guy who dances for you?
Oh wait, no. I never did, did I?
At 6/08/2006 6:15 AM, MilkMaid
Ha...I'd forgotten about that Crab...those girls were BIATCHES. Funny, we've both stood each other's ground to say whateverthehell we want (freedom of speech eh?) more than once. LOL..I promised to get Carly's sparkly ring from Sonny for you and make him buy you new chesticles if you'd come back posting.....I'd totally forgotten all that. I was pissed ahahahahahaa....
Mone, it was and always is a great time. Totally let your hair down and just have fun.
Manny...AHAHAHAHAHAHA now that is priceless and I may have to steal that for my future hair down times. Reminds me of my cousin that put a twenty in this young man's g-string and then proceeded to get her 19 ones out as change. Yes, she was very blonde.
Barman, I'm actually looking at a pole of some sort, THAT was a workout (albeit only 10 seconds) that I'll never forget. And you are innocent in the picture department with Crabs? Ahahahah, yeah, I've walked in those shoes buddy, talk to the hand..ahahahahaa!
Yes, indeed. We have done battle with some of the meanest folks on the planet. ahhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha! I still have a big scar on my ass from that last battle royal.
K, guys. Talk amongst yourselves. Have fun. I have a packed day today. Annnd. It's my 32 anniversary so I'll be in and out all day. But I will pop in off and on to say, Hey!
PS. We have more drama playing out here. Happily, I've built up a healthy immunity to idiots but BOY HOWDY, do I have a story for you guys. LOL!
K, I'm outa here. Play nice and don't get sand in your undershorts.
Crabby you were 22 when you were married? My but that was a few years ago. Happy anniversary Sis. I hope you have a great day.
Oh and by the way, you weren't suppose to say anything. Now MilkMaid has me talking to the hand. It goes down hill from here I am afraid.
Oh by the way, while I was doing a walk about on the Internet I found out there are a lot of places offering classes on poll dancing, who knew?
Is it working??? Wonder for how long? LOL!
Barman, yep, sewed my oats, then married at 22, and Jaked at 24. LOL!
I wasn't supposed to say anything? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha! Sure like I'm gonna take all the heat by myself. Anyway, we never got it up because blogger keeps screwin with me.
Denny, do you remember what your comment was? How many fingers am I holding up? snicker snicker.
Tina, I can't even imagine Milky in any kinda conservative roll. LOL! I'm tryin to picture her in a pill box hat and a nice little suit. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha!
PS. Thanks on the anniversary wishes.
Interesting sentence Crabby ...
Anyway, we never got it up because blogger keeps screwin with me.
Taken out of context this is a very intersting sentence.
MilkMaid has not sent Tornados up my way yet so I guess I am safe. Then again maybe she was responsible for what has been happening to blogger recently. Humm!
Hi, I saw your posting about your unintended dance move - sorry it hurt but it was pretty funny.
Anyway, I was there and blogged about it too. I was in the Friday night parade. View pics and my blog posting here:
ROT Rally Rocks and Roars - Biker Babes and More!
Check your shoes before you leave.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA! You are never gonna hear the end of this one.
I'm just glad I wasn't with ya cause you know I would have had to try it out. LOL!
Manny would have gone for it too. We can't resist that kinda stuff.
Oh, how I wish we had pics. I truely do.