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An urgent blogger meeting has been called at the Cowpie Field in an attempt to answer the following questions.
1. Does Crabby have a twin?
2. Who is she?
3. Where has she been?
4. If she takes over Crabby's blog, will Crabby haunt her like the freaking haint in Poltergeist? Will the Cowpie Field turn into.....The Amityville Whore?....er....Horror?
1. Why is Crabby haunting the old folks at Willowbrooke?
2. As a spook, able to come and go as she pleases unseen, will she wreck havoc on the blogging world.
3. Will bloggers start bathing with their clothes on just in case she's followed them into the bathroom?
4. Will she spill blogger's secrets?
5. Will she be able to live without coffee?
note: Please disregard last question.
Thank you.
Will Bina still want the depantsed Mexican after she's seen this pic?
At 2/10/2007 5:40 PM, 
crabby ghost
Iris, wanna have some fun with Ethel? I have a plan.
Rodney, bwaaaaaaaaaaaa ha a ha ha ha ha! Can't touch this! Look...I I can do pop ups Over here....no....over here. C'mon Rodney, you can move faster than that. Want me spit shin yer head for ya? ptttt! wipe wipe wipe.
barman and Manny, unless that donkey is a girl and her vagina is on the side of her donkey body...they for sure aren't having sex as I remember it.
Geesh. The living. Just try and figger THEM out.
g-man, it was the neutral announcer a'course.
Gab, dead is not so bad. It has perks! Although I admit, I am shocked at what sign does in the shower. oooooooooooEEEEEEE!
Sign, I know. I watched today hoping to get some pointers but (sigh) then I moved onto G-man.
G- stop yer boasting. And lay offa the cabbage products. I'm begging you.
Sheesh. Stay away for a couple of days and mayhem ensues. Crabby gets whacked, secrets from her darker side are finally revealed, the survivors seem to be fighting over a depantsed Mexican donkey-boy, and some bits of vapor are writing her blog.
This is all too boring and normal. Guess I'll go back to the wild life in the forest.
If there's something strange in your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If there's something weird and it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
If you're seeing things running through your head
Who can you call?
Ghostbusters!
An invisible man sleeping in your bed
Oh, who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If you're all alone, pick up the phone
And call
Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I hear it likes the girls
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If you've had a dose of a freaky ghost
You'd better call
Ghostbusters!
Let me tell you something
Bustin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Don't get caught alone, oh no
Ghostbusters!
When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
Ghostbusters!
Ow!
Who you gonna call
Ghostbusters!
Check your shoes before you leave.
I have seen this with my own eyes and it's true! Not only is she dead, and a ghost, but she's half naked like all of you sluts here so she should fit right in.