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This is the waterfall behind our house. Looks inviting, doesn't it. Makes you want to run and get your swimsuit and your blue floaty.Last year I got so weary of the loooooong gray days in Ohio I was actually sap enough to go buy those light bulbs that are supposed to look like sunshine. They don't. Save your money.
Now I have two buzzards sitting in a tree outside my house. They've been hanging out there for over a week. I gotta tell ya, they're makin me paranoid. Am I sick and somebody forgot to tell me?
And that owl that used to try to fly through the window to get this nasty-mouthed parrot of mine has come back too And yet again he's flying full force into the glass till he knocks himself senseless and just sits there with his head wobbling all around. Then when he gets his feet back under him, he flys back up to the tree, lines himself up, and flys head first into the glass again. Webster (the nasty-mouthed, mean as crap, parrot) just sits on his perch laughing his ass off.
At 12/26/2005 10:22 AM, 
Crabby
Crawlspace, oh, you betcha. I know all about Purvis. Even been there a time or two. Fact, I knew a guy lived in Purvis used to drive around in circles on a tracker pullin a wagon. Never went anywhere just kept circling. Probably still is unless a tree fell on him or something. Ya gotta admire a man with that kind of dedication.
Red, you're not drinking without me again, are ya?
Jane, I don't think I have to teach him. Pretty sure that's exactly what goes through his head soon as his head connects with that window.
Doc? Is that you? C'mere and give us hug. I'm gettin to be a good shot now, did ya know it? We have a target range not far from here. Good way to work out your frustrations. Ya just go in there and start shootin stuff. It's great.
We're comin west you know. Maybe even this summer. If we make it, I'll rent a car and meet up with ya. Tequila shots. AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YI YI YI YI YI!
Will Milkman be willing to bail us out if say, anyting goes amiss? Not that anything would, of course. (just setting up a safety net) Cause I think the big man would visit and laugh then leave our asses sitting there with the hos and other assorted crime doers while he and his buddies went out for dinner.
Don't listen to her Doc. If ya can't trust me with a gun, who can ya trust?
Check your shoes before you leave.
I love that view!!!! Well, 1500 miles away, it IS pretty lol!
Webby is just misunderstood, that's all.
BTW, my Aunt's African Grey fell over dead yesterday. That mean bastard was over 30 years old. How long do these birds last???