Thursday, March 23, 2006


























If this gal can get her dumb dog to poop in a bag. Then so can I, by damn!

My dog is every bit as smart as hers.

whistling softly.....waiting...thinking......thinking.......watching......lookin around.....ta dumb ta dumb.

Boy, look how stooopid that lady looks over there. Practically got her face in the po bag.

You know, some folks just have no dignity. Her husband's gonna die of embarrassment when he sees this. Poor man.
 
posted by Crabby at 3:33 PM |


15 Comments:


At 3/23/2006 4:03 PM, Blogger Tumbleweed

I'm with ya! I sure the hell am not getting that close to my dogs ass. It's funny we both did dog posts. Great minds think alike!!

 

At 3/23/2006 4:16 PM, Blogger Spinning Girl

That is so sad!
There is no dignity in shitting in a bag! That dog is so smart to refuse.
Shit on the sidewalk, like a LADY! (or a GENTLEMAN!)

 

At 3/23/2006 4:33 PM, Blogger Crabby

Tumble, I said it before and I stand by it. We ...... are sharing a brain. Tomorrow for HNT I'm posting a slideshow/movie of my dog, Smilin George in action. I believe he and your dog are sharing a brain too! oooooooo.

Spin, thank you! How lazy can that gal be? Let your dog take her dump and scoop it up like the rest of us. Geesh!

 

At 3/24/2006 1:14 AM, Blogger Mone

Great pictures... Would you poop in a bag? I wouldnt! Nature didnt tell us to poop in a bag...
Come over and look at the pictures I made from what my kids gave me for my birthday ;)

 

At 3/24/2006 6:29 AM, Blogger Crabby

Jake, Lucy has far too much pride for that. Oops. Gotta go. She's drinkin out of the toilet again.

Cap'n, you may be one of the great minds of our time. I shall go out into the world and find innocent children, poste haste, and invite them to play in my yard. bwwwwwwwwwww ha ha ha ha ha ha. Where's my video camera?

Mone, I'll be there!

LOL! Denny, you what would settle your belly better than tums? A little white, hunch-backed, toothless dog. I just happen to have one I can ship over. Her name is Creepy Lola. We've been waiting for her to die naturally but thus far she has proven quite stubborn. You'd like her. (and as a bonus, she'll let you sketch her nekkie.)

 

At 3/24/2006 6:31 AM, Blogger Crabby

Note to self: from here on out... have coffee before responding in the am. Denny I meant, "you (know) what would settle...."

 

At 3/24/2006 8:02 AM, Blogger Hazed

Man, I have a hard enough time scooping the litter box - and refuse to scoop the poop out of the dog kennel (that's what husbands are for). I can't even imagine trying to do the bag trick. Eeek!

 

At 3/24/2006 9:11 AM, Blogger Shanshu

ROFL

Ok, so I saw that first picture, and I instantly flashed to that scene from Clerks :

"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artifical insemination."

 

At 3/24/2006 9:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

I have horses.......nuff said ?

 

At 3/24/2006 9:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

Uh-oh, it's the shovel for
Helen!!!!

Now you know why we got a tiny little dog.

tina

 

At 3/24/2006 12:24 PM, Blogger SignGurl

Crabbie, you have outdone yourself again!

Are you planning on meeting the Michigan Bloggers next Friday? Check it out here.

We won't tell your Buckeye friends.

 

At 3/24/2006 2:59 PM, Blogger Crabby

Friday, I am a firm believer in allowing the ....er....deposit, to breath a few hours before actually getting near enough to scoop it up.

Shanshu, I can see the want ad in the paper now. "Looking for agile individual with quick reflexes, an eye for detail, and poor olfactory senses."

Helen, Pheeeeew1 Nuff. Nuff. I've cared for a horse before. Horse make heep big poop mountain.

Tina, I moved to small dogs for the past 13 years then last spring I became infatuated with the golden retriever. Now I have Lucy. She's this big, happy, clown of a dog who LUVS LUVS LUVS everybody in the whole world. But yeegads! The flatulence of the big dog is NOT to be trifled with! I swear, one good poot can take down a six foot man.

Denny, as always, I am your humble servant. (to a point. I haven't forgotten who I'm talking to here) You and Roxi....mm mm mm. Always in trouble.

Buckeye friends, I don't know what that Wolverine is talking about.

Psssst. Sign gurl. Probably not. next Friday my dog sitter is leaving town and we have a full weekend. So it'll be back and forth for us all weekend. Go out...run home check the dogs and bird. Go out...run back again. ACK! It'd be much easier if you all would move to Ohio and become Bucks. Not to mention we could have some CRAZY football parties. I can visualize lots of margaritas followed by little Woody and Bo heads being shot back and forth with bra slingshots.

Roxie, I've seen your dog. I think it only fair we trade for a week just so you can get some big dog experience under your belt. (and I can give the nose a much needed rest.)

 

At 3/24/2006 8:00 PM, Blogger barman

You are smart to abandon the bag trick. Give you poor dog (and your self) some dignity. Especially if your dog can clear a room easily SBD flatulence I do not think I would want to be that close at a moment like that.

Aren't dogs the worst when it comes to pooting. Of course cat litters can be pretty darn disgusting too.

 

At 3/27/2006 3:54 PM, Blogger Crabby

Get busy then. And bring your friends. The piles are stocking up out there. hubba hubba!