Crabby's Cowpie Field

Monday, March 06, 2006

Day one. Stripper camp. First lesson - Pole dancing.
As day one of stripper camp begins we find Lou Reed
now desperate for butane or any other form of snortable, practicing his best moves outside behind the Silver Fox Gentleman's Club as he waits for them to open.

What Lou doesn't know is, in fact, he has arrived at the Silver
Fox Senior Center and not the strip bar.

Windows begin to open as 20 horny old ladies begin to hoot and whoop tossing down granny underwear that from a distance looks very much like billowing parachutes.

What will become of Lou? Will he ever get his butane? Will the senior ladies have their way with him and leave him worn, sore, and sockless?

Meanwhile Cappy has also somehow managed to go to the wrong address. Being only 10 inches high it is easy to imagine how The Cap'n might misread simple road directions. However, how the Cap'n managed to get himself into a locked dungeon is anyone's guess. What will happen to Cappy when the mistress of doom discovers he has infiltrated her lair?

More importantly can Stripper Camp become any more embarrassing for the Cowpie Field Bloggers?

posted by Crabby at 9:20 AM |

12 Comments:

At 3/06/2006 11:10 AM, Shanshu

Stripper camp sounds like fun!

At 3/06/2006 1:20 PM, Crabby

Cappy, you get away from there. That tied up lady is NOT the mistress of doom. Who do ya think tied her up? You will not like the mistress. She's major icky. Hang on I'll come pick you up. Soon as I finish beating this video game.

Shanshu, wanna play? e-mail me a pic of Nano. I'll add you in. My e-mail is freefallingfriday@yahoo.com

Ceri, it's not my fault! Those guys are always in trouble.

PS. I linked Jake's new site. Found it and linked it. He'll kill me but it's so cool to see him in his element like that. Real can be very nice.

At 3/06/2006 1:40 PM, DJ MotorCityMonk

Where are the pole dancing photos from stripper camp?

At 3/06/2006 4:58 PM, SignGurl

Bwahahahahaha! Lou Reed strangely excites my naughty bits. Bwahahahahha!

At 3/06/2006 5:07 PM, Crabby

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At 3/06/2006 5:08 PM, Crabby

Motor city, you mean, Lou's street lamp pole dance wasn't enough for you? Just look at that fine body! Not to mention the shear determination on his face.

I hear the ladies have taken him inside. *shiver*

Sign gurl, I fear Lou will be in no shape for any woman by the time the seniors release him from their wrinkled grip. Assuming, they do.

At 3/06/2006 5:25 PM, wallycrawler

I've been to stripper camp , it's called Seminary School .

At 3/06/2006 5:26 PM, DJ MotorCityMonk

Is stripper camp a camp for seasoned strippers or stripper wannabe's learning how to strip...or both?

At 3/06/2006 7:39 PM, Crabby

Wally, you went to seminary school? For real?

Motor City, yes.

Ceri, yep. And comfy.

Lou, peeing on them and sleeping under them is not the same as dancing with them.

At 3/06/2006 8:01 PM, Erin O'Brien

Crabcake:

Hola!

Josh sure seemed to like my book. You can get it here: Harvey & Eck.

This looks to be a rollickin' place with lotsa super duper fun. Will stop by again soon.

As an aside, Erin O'Brien loves Lou Reed.

At 3/07/2006 5:22 AM, wallycrawler

Not as a student .

At 3/07/2006 9:16 AM, Crabby

Erin, thanks. I anxious to read this. I'll check out your link soon as I wind up my work.

Lou Reed is still a hot item. At least 20 toothless ladies at the old age home think so.

Wally, so mysterious.