Good heavens, is that you in the pic? You look gorgeous! Where are these questions then? I don't see them.

Yorkshire, yes, that is me. (but don't get too excited. I'm wearing the miracle bra my husband got me one year for Christmas instead of the video game I asked for.) LOL! I made quite a show of those sideways poses for awhile trying to get under his skin but, sadly, he liked it.

Crap. You're right I forgot to put any questions in. Oh well, I'll wing it.

Rox, you're in babe.

Crick, if you can give me a bigger head shot, you're in.

Gilly, I'll figure something out for you.

I do not know that I would make a good stripper but now a bouncer. Granted I am not a mean person but I sure can look mean and if anyone tries to mess with one of the entertainers or the proprietor there will have hell to pay!!!

If I fit in somewhere I am game. If you would like a different head shot just let me know.

I'm stripping right now as I read this-
now what?

Barman, you're in.

Poly, put your clothes back on. It's not till next week. You're in, baby.

Can we get in? We would love to enter as a team.

Jen (& Ken)

Denny, you're incorigible. And you're in. (as in you are no officially a stripper/pole dancer in training)

Cappy, you are in. And much needed. We had no one to represent the 10 inch plastic man.

Jen and Ken, I'm not sure this is gonna be what you think. LOL! You two are basically looking at romper room/Benny Hill strippers here. Not the real stuff.

Denny that was now not no.

Sign me up and Toilet and Roscoe. I am sure they all agree.

Would I have to quit my day job?

I'm in! This is a dream come true.

Josh, you realize since I don't have your heads you guys will not only be dancing nekkie but headless? I fear your necks could become tip stuffers. You're in.

Tumble, I wouldn't. I have a feeling none of us are gonna be that good. ahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Denny, trainees get lots more attention from the professional strippers, who know how to move really well.

Crusher, GW's head on your flannel hunting jacket would still look like GW. Take his body. I'll hook ya up with a presidential seal. You're in.

Lou, the last time you snorted butane you got the running poops and ruined my car seat, remember? Are you sure you wanna do that again? You're in.

You're wrong....I can SO dance! Although nobody would be entertained by it, so maybe you are right!

oh boy. Why do I have the feeling Tumble is gonna be gettin herself into trouble again?

I'll strip for a new cadillac ;)

Mone, you like Caddys? I saw one not too long ago I bet you would have loved. A classic oldie. Big as a cruise ship with a trunk you could put 3 bodies in. LOL! But it was in excellent condition. Had the little fins and everything. A real beauty.