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The following is a true story. So help me. Ellie told us yesterday and I..... have a new hero.
Ellie's other sister is also in a nursing home. She has a roomie named Mildred. Mildred spends most of her days in bed. And she is in diapers. The only company she ever has is an elderly man who also lives in the home and comes to visit.
Whenever the elderly gentleman comes to pay his respects, he pulls the curtain so they can visit with some degree of privacy.
Well sir, the other day, the nurses, hearing strange sounds coming from Mildred's bed in the middle of the night pulled back the curtain to find..... Mildred getting it on with her visitor.
That's right folks, diaper wearing, bed-fast, Mildred, was doing the horizontal Mombo. And by all accounts, she is GOOD AT IT!
Well I say, YOU GO MILDRED! YOU ARE MY HERO! YOU DA' HOTTEST MOMMA EVER BORN. alas, how can we live up to such a woman? Even in diapers, Mildred packs heat! Am I the only one impressed here?
Sign, I am sooo gonna be Mildred. She's such a role model. So is your grandfather. LOL!
ME, Old and bold is most definitely the only way to go. I used to wanna go outa this world during sex cuz, well...that's just cool. But then I thought...what if all systems stop just before the "o" moment??? EEEK! Such injustice!
Henri, I KNOW! Isn't she the best. I think it's horrible unfair that they've grounded her.
Denny, any man that didn't get turned on by Mildred would be messed up. I think it's perfectly natural. The woman obviously has some major pherimones workin.
Milky...oh, yeah. Absolutely...but....I'm not in diapers yet. Might have to go get me some.
LOL!!! This so reminds me of my grandparents! My pappaw is gone now - but I can remember him asking his doctor for Viagra (he was 80+ and had some health problems) and the doctor telling him "Why Mr. Pappaw! I can't do that - you're liable to kill yourself!" HAHAHA!!! I can also remember a few months before he died, my hubby and I working till we were dragging our butts clearing out the field and around their storage building, etc. and pappaw telling us that night "well I know there won't be any ACTION going on at your house tonight"!!! hehehe I think it was always on his brain. His mother was the same way. She had a boyfriend when she was in the nursing home too!
My grandmother (this is kind of sad) was talking something about sex not long ago and told me how much she liked it and missed it. Kind of funny and sad at the same time. Sex is important. I hope my husband and I follow in my grandparents lead and continue to make it important in our later years.
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I can totally see you being Mildred some day. Old people never cease to amaze me.
My great grandfather was 94, living in a nursing home and had all his wits about him. A young pretty nurse bent over next to his bed to plug something in and his response was, "Honey, if you need me to get it up, you are going to have to give me more time than that."
I'm so glad that you are living for you now. I can feel your relief from here. There's always an upside to everything.