Friday, June 02, 2006
I can't believe it! Sign had me arressted for assult. All I did was oil her up, and snap her with a towel. Milky did the shaving!

I'm innocent, I tell ya! Innocent!



















The food in here is slop. Which isn't half bad but, it's certainly not pizza!
I'm so depressed. All I wanna do is sleep.


But worst of all ....... I can't shake the feeling that ...... I'm being watched.

I know. It's silly. and yet .............















 
posted by Crabby at 7:51 AM |


28 Comments:


At 6/02/2006 8:08 AM, Blogger henri Banks

coool thats a good one !!! ;-)

 

At 6/02/2006 11:17 AM, Blogger barman

Sis, I have mixed feelings here. I have to break you out and yet I like Sign and all. What to do? What to do?

Oh I know. There is bound to be a Barny Fife character around somewhere. I will see if we can't get him guarding you. Be prepared. I will see if I can get you the key around 2:00 or 3:00 and with Barny on duty you should be good to go. That way it will look like I did not do it.

 

At 6/02/2006 1:10 PM, Blogger Crabby

Henri, thanks! I worked hard on that last pic. LOL!

Barman, you have learned well my little brother. Always, always watch your back. ahhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!

In the meantime, I have this thing staring at my sit-upon, so do hurry it along please.

 

At 6/02/2006 1:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Is that a pig or a penis? A penipig!!! LOL

tina

 

At 6/02/2006 2:40 PM, Blogger Crabby

or.....a pigus.

 

At 6/02/2006 5:11 PM, Blogger Mone

crabby crabby hahaha, you are really good at that!!

 

At 6/02/2006 8:05 PM, Blogger Crabby

LOL! Everybody says that until I get their head in the picture. ahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!

 

At 6/03/2006 6:39 AM, Blogger Manny

You are a nut!!!!

Walking pig dick. ha hahha

 

At 6/03/2006 7:46 AM, Blogger barman

Yes she is a nut M-E but I like that in her. You said walking pig dick. Use that in a sentence, dare you.

 

At 6/03/2006 9:36 AM, Blogger Crabby

Sayyy, Denny. He likes you! a LOT! I bet it's cause your butt is perkier than mine.

ME, I'm only home cause I was waiting on a mail. I think I sold my piano. Woo hooo! I wanna invest the money back into my remodel. Like Robin Hood. Only I'm taking from the stuff that doesn't get used and giving to the new stuff that will.

Barman, you don't want to get her started. LMAO. Once she starts making those kind of sentences there will be no limit.

 

At 6/03/2006 9:48 AM, Blogger Manny

While out walking my pig, Dick one day, I stopped to smell the flowers.

Was that ok? ha ha ha

Hey Crab. You are suppose to be moving close to us.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dunno why you bought that piano in the first place.

You better still be moving!!!!!

 

At 6/03/2006 3:58 PM, Blogger barman

Me, you are way to clever for me.

 

At 6/03/2006 5:15 PM, Blogger Manny

Just checking my new sign name.

 

At 6/04/2006 7:56 AM, Blogger Gordon Strachan

Hahaha, that's terrifying and amazing in one swoop :D

 

At 6/04/2006 8:04 AM, Blogger Manny

Nodders, I told you she was a nut!

 

At 6/04/2006 9:04 AM, Blogger Manny

btw, you know that a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
I just want to know.
Why the pig?
From what I understand there is a cork screw shaped thing involved.
ha hahha
i am just a wealth of useless knowledge.

 

At 6/04/2006 12:30 PM, Blogger barman

I am afraid I am full of the same useless knowledge from when I looked up pig dick to see if I could find something off the wall to add here. Instead I found out more than I ever wanted to know about pigs.

 

At 6/04/2006 4:33 PM, Blogger Manny

Why the pig????!!!!!!!!!

 

At 6/04/2006 6:30 PM, Blogger Crabby

methinks you all are jealous cuz....I'm a pig now. OOOOINK and pant pant pant pant pant. Phew. 30 minutes of this? I'm gonna need a big meal after.

 

At 6/04/2006 6:30 PM, Blogger Crabby

Hi, Nodders. Welcome aboard.

 

At 6/04/2006 10:20 PM, Blogger jamwall

that's a hot posterior you got there bessie!

wanna split some feed?

 

At 6/05/2006 5:01 AM, Blogger Crabby

Jam, I'll share the feed if you'll give my sit-upon a proper scratching.

 

At 6/05/2006 5:43 AM, Blogger SignGurl

I'm such a bitch!

Is it wrong that the last picture makes me horny?

 

At 6/05/2006 6:25 AM, Blogger Crabby

Well, let's see. 6 foot blue-eyed pignus on the hunt .....

Naw, perfectly normal.

 

At 6/05/2006 2:24 PM, Blogger SignGurl

Wait a minute....is that my face on that pig? You are in so much trouble, Crabby!

 

At 6/05/2006 3:24 PM, Blogger Crabby

Owwwwwwwww. OWIE! Somebody get sign offa me.

ahhhhhhh OW! MY HAIR! MY HAIR!

SIGN! LEGGO! IT'S NOT YOUR F....OUCH! NOT YOUR FACE!

IT'S ME!

 

At 7/08/2006 1:35 PM, Blogger Spoony Quine

` I've been progressing backwards through your blog... now I'm really scared.

 

At 7/21/2006 2:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Nice colors. Keep up the good work. thnx!
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