Aw, c'mon. You don't wanna be chaste. Bring those lips over here. The pigs got a big fat greasy kiss for ya. smooooooooch!

What do say? Give the other white meat a little luvin.

C'mon over here, Sal, baby. Give us some luv.

SNOORRRRRRRT! HOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEE!

Oo. Wait. Slow down. I dropped my pepperoni.

Unlike Denny I am not chaste ... at least on purpose. But just the same ... I think I have to get back to work. Wow, a mini harem though. Hummm.

Well, that's one hell of a way to get thru this heat in Texas lol!

Signgurl needed to use some extra tanning lotion this weekend. Poor dear, red as a beet!

Crab, what's up with only you having grub??? Huh??

Oh, you had grub, missy. But remember Confusious say, dog who eat with pig....

Damn. How does that go? dog who eat with.....something something.

I dunno. I forgot.

Barman, it's after 3. You should be done working come gimme a big ole hugger. And some chips. We're outa chips.

That is the ugliest pussy I have ever seen!!!!! Bwahahahahaha!

I'm only here for a minute. I came home to hide out for a minute. Don't tell anyone you saw me.

Sign...er ...I mean.....madamn dontknowyou. I never saw you. You weren't here.

Hey. It's a pussy and it's pink. that's all good. I mean....look over at poor Milky. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha! She's havin a very bad hair day.

Hair envy!

Oh pahleeze. Lookit me. How could I possibly look any better? I have 10 boobs! Who needs hair when you have 10 boobs and a pizza?

AHAHAHAHAHA ok, you win.

YIKES that's gonna be an itchy pussy in a few days.

I told you not to shave her bald-headed after those jello shots. But would you listen? nooooo.

Well, missy. I don't plan to be anywhere near when those stubbles start comin up. She's gonna be in a very foul mood.

I gots a hug for you but the chips are all stale. I forgot to close the bag and in this humidity ... I best get more.

You know if you keep that stubble well coated with loations and all nice and worked in it probably will not be that bad at all. Work it baby!

Your art expression kills me, especially before coffee lol!

Bye Crabs, have a good weekend, I know me and my Bacardi are gonna give it a good run for our money LOL!

You are crazy. I am glad that you got the crazy blood.

Barman, ever since I oiled Sign down like you said she's been sliding all over the place. help me catch her before she breaks something.

Milky, have big fun and don't run anybody over. We're gonna be out running around all weekend too. WOOO HOOO! wait.....me....and you...both loose in the world at the same time.....ok, that might be a little scary to folks. Let's wear disguises. Do you still have my fake nose?

No coffee here yet either. But OH BABY does it smell good brewin.

Oh dear Crabby, I had not thought of the consequences.

Being all nekkie and all she has to be getting cold. I will bring a nice warm thick oversized towel to help catch Sign. Do me a favor however, no snapping the towel. That towel would hurt something terrible if it made contact.

That pig looks like one of cousin's kids. He's from West Virginia and has been farming for all his life...I like hugging my cousin, so c'mere, you! It'll feel like "home" to hug my cousin's kid's protoge :)

Barman, pssssst. Too late. I only snapped once. She's in an awful foul mood now. Keeps hissing swear words at me as she slides into walls.

Friday....HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG!
PS. Could you give my butt a scratch. I can't reach it.

` I love it - as I shiver in terror.