Thursday, September 14, 2006


Bobby Joe Smallwang of the Toronto Nudist Colony was rushed to the hospital yesterday after hooking"" his own testicles.

"Bobby Joe never could cast worth a damn." His brother, Billy Joe, told reporters.
 
posted by Crabby at 6:59 AM |


19 Comments:


At 9/14/2006 7:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

Ouch!!! nudity can be hazordous to your health..

 

At 9/14/2006 9:14 AM, Blogger MilkMaid

LOL, he protects the soles of his feet, but not the soul of his sex life?

Makes sense to me.

 

At 9/14/2006 9:57 AM, Blogger Suze

Crabby, love the new look and I just took a look at his weiner.

Happy HNT sweetie ;)

 

At 9/14/2006 10:17 AM, Blogger Crabby

Inside, now see, that's exactly why I don't join up. Only I was thinkin more like mosqueto bites in bad places. LOL!

Milky, First thing I noticed were the sandles. amazin' isn't it?

Suze, thanks. Milky and I have been busy. I've been messing things up and she's been running around behind me fixing them. LOL! Happy HNT back!

 

At 9/14/2006 10:28 AM, Blogger Roxi

wow...

You changed your template and shit..

whats going on here?

 

At 9/14/2006 10:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

holy shit, I don't even have testicles and yet when I read that I cupped my crotch protectively anyway.

And to think some people pierce their bits and pieces on purpose. WTF.

Yikes!

 

At 9/14/2006 11:40 AM, Blogger Crabby

Rox, here's the short version.
I went into the back room, lost the cowpie field. It came back. Lost it again. Milky threatened me with bodily harm ..... multiple times. She found it. Now we're making in all pretty.

Deb, He soooo shoulda worn a cup. I've seen some of those piercings and lemme just say ....... ouch. No way. No how.

 

At 9/14/2006 3:11 PM, Blogger BTExpress

LOL, that's a good one!

 

At 9/14/2006 3:59 PM, Blogger Crabby

Hi, BT! I keep wondering what the fish think when this guy goes swimming.

 

At 9/14/2006 4:38 PM, Blogger Spoony Quine

` I know what I would be thinking... and I'd take the bait!

` Yes, I think crotch-covering clothing came into existence to protect ourselves. Really, we oughtta should protect our crotches before our feet. Unless it's an emergency. What if you should trip?
` ...BTW, Lou has gotten mosquito bites in bad places because he's a nudist when he's asleep on hot days. He says the deoderant clears them up, though.

 

At 9/14/2006 5:16 PM, Blogger GAB

Thanks for stopping. I had you listed before then when your blog went missing so did my link....LOL. My daughter got me hooked on AI. Yes wasnt cleaning the pits? At least supplies didnt cost then what they do today!

 

At 9/14/2006 10:08 PM, Blogger josh williams

There is a motorcycle race in Roselawn Indiana I have ridden in a number of times. It is an cross country (enduro) and runs through the property of a nudist colony. You follow the trail by watching for the arrows on the trees. One nudist put an arrow on his daddy parts and stood by the trail, a little distracting. Mostly unfortunate looking nudists, hot fat sweaty naked people...I do not see the allure.

 

At 9/15/2006 5:46 AM, Blogger Rainypete

Maybe it was a momentary lapse of judgement? He ran out of bait and decided to imporvise. After all, most people fish drunk these days.

 

At 9/15/2006 6:11 AM, Blogger barman

Man, mean old blogger did not tell me you updated and when I checked it did not look updated either. STUPID, STUPID, STUPID refresh problem!

Very funny. Love the new picture Yea Haw!

Poor Milky... cleaning up after you appears to be a full time job. :)

As to the matter at hand, I guess he must just have run out of bait so he decided to hook up his own minow.

I do have a question. He is from a nudest coloney, right? So why does he have tan lines?

 

At 9/15/2006 7:27 AM, Blogger Crabby

Seequin, deodorant works for mosqueto bites? I'll try it. We have tons of the little buggers here because the river is on one side an a creek runs behind us.

Gab, YES! Cleaning houses was a hard way to make a buck. Hauling all that cleaning equipement around, then cleaning other people's houses all day, and THEN, coming home and having to clean your own and make dinner. UGH! It got us through some of our lean days though. I wanted to be home when Jake got home from school so I had to to flexible hours work.

Josh, LMAO! Seriously? I sooo would have had to get a pic of that. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!

Denny, fer sure!

Pete, the question is, what size fish would he have attracted with that?

Barman, tan lines? I need to go look now I completely missed it.

Refreshing has become a habit now for me. I missed all kinds of new posts at first on other boards. I'll be happy when blogger gets herself in order.

 

At 9/15/2006 11:29 AM, Blogger Roxi

crabby.. where is manny?

 

At 9/16/2006 6:09 PM, Blogger Crabby

Rox,

Manny will be back soon I suspect. She and Squirrel are both having a rough time. Squirrel had to have her dog put down yesterday and Manny had to have Ladd put down today. Both dogs were old and had heart problems.

She just needs a little time to feel better.

I'll tell her you asked.

 

At 9/18/2006 6:14 PM, Blogger Bugwit

What do s'pose you catch with testicles? Sperm whale? Cooter(it's a kind of turtle)? Scrod?

 

At 9/18/2006 6:14 PM, Blogger Bugwit

Crabs! of course.