Friday, October 20, 2006
For any guy (a.k.a. internet horn-dog) who has recently or is planning to send me an e-mail tellin me how cute my butt is or wanting to see more, or God forbid, show me more! I DON'T GIVE TWO FIGS AND A WHISTLE FOR YOUR PENIS!

Let me make this as clear as I can. Not interested! Not looking! Don't friggin care!

What is it with some guys on the net? Do you seriously think women are falling all over themselves wanting to "sex you up"? Go screw yourselves.

I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS CRAP! And trust me, far as your equipment goes....I've seen better right here at home. Now, FUCK OFF!
 
posted by Crabby at 10:49 AM |


25 Comments:


At 10/20/2006 11:23 AM, Blogger MilkMaid

What about my equipment, will you look at it?

 

At 10/20/2006 11:26 AM, Blogger Crabby

You better be talkin about yer trailer. LOL!

These guys are such damned freaks! How the hell do we attract them.. First we get Raymond over there on Friday's World sending pics of his naked old man penis to anybody that'll look and now I pick up these freaks!

FUGGIN PERVS! I sooo feel for their wives. And the ones who aren't married...should just get themselves a life sized doll.

Definitely leave me the hell alone.

 

At 10/20/2006 11:29 AM, Blogger MilkMaid

Well...my ass is close to the size of a double wide.

LOL, net pervs, plenty of em out there....

 

At 10/20/2006 12:23 PM, Blogger Silver

I know your excluding my butt, cause it's perfect...........for a dead person

 

At 10/20/2006 1:50 PM, Blogger Unknown

But but butttttt you ASKED me to send you a pic!!!!
You said, and I quote, "Please please Gareth, send me a pic of one of your legs" It is therefore NOT my fault if the camera slipped as I took the pic because when I looked at the pic afterwards it was very hard to tell the difference between the three legs. And now you go and demonise me like this. What gives!!!

*wink*

p.s. I almost sent you a pic of my neighbours donkey. Good job I didn't think you meant for me to send a pic of my 'ass' :D

Have a good weekend buddy.

 

At 10/20/2006 1:50 PM, Blogger Unknown

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At 10/20/2006 3:30 PM, Blogger Crabby

LOL! Waygon, yanno...just the other day I thought I saw your butt hangin on the wall in the post office under, "Most Wanted".

Gareth, tsk tsk tsk. Demonise is a little strong, isn't it? ahhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!

Actually, it tickles me that we have so many really cool guys who come here.

Barman, is like the world's sweetest fella ever.

Gareth and Rainy Pete are like kid brothers who pull your pig tails and are constantly in need of watching. LOL!

Zen and Dzer are cool, funny, guys I always feel comfortable with. Honestly most fellas here (I know I haven't named all of them) But most of the guys here are cool dudes I'd hang with in real life.

The few who do this kind of crap are only on the net to fulfill some sexual fantasy they can't pull off in real life.

And they can (both) believe me when I say, I will shred you, if you bug me again with that crap!

 

At 10/20/2006 3:44 PM, Blogger Iris VonKornea

I would like to SEE a penis here on the magic box.

 

At 10/20/2006 4:07 PM, Blogger Manny

Hey! It was my birthday and I was wearing my birthday suit. Everyone else liked it.

 

At 10/20/2006 4:49 PM, Blogger GAB

So how come none of these pervs ever send me stuff? huh? huh? LOL actually Im glad they dont my hubby more than I can handle or want sometimes.

 

At 10/20/2006 5:00 PM, Blogger Crabby

Iris, if you had this particular pic, you'd be happy that you're blind as a bat. ahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha! Milky or I one still have th poster-sized nekie Raymond. You want that? We mailed it out to several of the gals like a game of old perv tag via mail. Nobody wanted to get it.

Dorothy...pssst...Iris isn't in the boat anymore. I think she fell out.

Manny, I wasn't talking about your strawberry shortcake jammies.

JQ, ICK

Gab, you want me to send you mine and Milky's special poster? LMAO! It comes with a warning that reads, "caution the material within may cause blindness and extreme nausea)

 

At 10/20/2006 5:08 PM, Blogger Manny

I love my strawberry shortcake jammieboos. I have slippers that match! Do ya wanna see em'?

 

At 10/20/2006 5:10 PM, Blogger Crabby

Ok. I have scooby jammies with feet in them somewhere around here. We should take those shots and post them on the same day. That would pretty much put an end to the perv mails. LOL!

Actually, my current get up would most likely do the trick. We're going out tonight and I am soooo not changing. I'm comfy.

 

At 10/20/2006 5:37 PM, Blogger Manny

ahhhhhhh ah ah ah

I'm wearing a pair of 9 year old Buckeye sweat pants and an old white t-shirt. Do you think the pizza man will mind?

Oh yea, and the kitty slppers Squirrel got me for Christmas last year.

 

At 10/20/2006 7:24 PM, Blogger Iris VonKornea

Shhh, don't tell Dottie I jumped overboard. She's got revenge on her mind and I can't take it anymore.

 

At 10/21/2006 7:08 AM, Blogger SignGurl

I seriously thought Roxi wrote this, given the fuck off at the end. Nice work!

 

At 10/21/2006 7:56 AM, Blogger barman

I think a lot of the guys out there are decent but this has been going on forever. I remember talking to a friend 11 years ago online and she had someone mail her something that was not to cool. Come to think of it a much more recent friend told me she was getting things from someone who lived near her that were unacceptable. Some how being female makes you a target. What a crock!

Can I mention something. I do not know if I have ever seen you on Madame X or KJs blogs but they have a thing they added to their template that points to a read me. It kind of tells people how they should behave with bloggs. You may want to look and see if something like that looks like a good thing to you.

Hey if enough of you women out on the Internet call the men out on what they are doing maybe it will make a difference. Good luck.

 

At 10/21/2006 10:31 AM, Blogger Roxi

wait a minute..

why do people keep saying fuck off???

seriously..

I'm feeling used and abused here..

* sigh *

it was a well deserved fuck off though..

 

At 10/21/2006 2:46 PM, Blogger GAB

crabby...sure send it on lmao

 

At 10/21/2006 11:07 PM, Blogger barman

Roxi demand royalty! You could get some beer money for it.

 

At 10/22/2006 7:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

` How about tell them to jerk off?

 

At 10/23/2006 8:10 AM, Blogger Crabby

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At 10/23/2006 8:26 AM, Blogger Crabby

Iris, you're secret is safe with me.

Sign, thanks, kiddo. (pssst. I confess, I was baiting Roxi with that last line. I love to rile her up.)

Barman, I will check out Madam X and KJs "read me". I'd be very interested in getting the word out on how I personally feel about receiving things like these last two mails. It's especially upsetting when they come from someone you have posted with and least expect to send crap like that.

Roxi, sorry. I never can resist a chance to get you going. I have to admit, I did that on purpose. LOL!

Gab, you have no idea what you're asking for. My left eye hasn't worked right since I first saw that photo. EWWWWWWW!

Seequin, um.....oddly enough, that's exactly what the guy was doing. ick ick ick.

Jake, "The Life and Death of a Pumpkin", MESSED ME UP! If we showed that to little kids before halloween they'd need therapy for life.

 

At 10/23/2006 8:28 AM, Blogger Crabby

I'm gonna watch it again.

 

At 10/23/2006 1:28 PM, Blogger Crabby

This guy is good! Tell me these aren't supposed to be home videos.

If they're home videos, I really need to practice. Possibly for the next 20 years.