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Fresh off the Ohio local news. (all true I swear on my Alchemy high scores....cept for the pics which I googled a'course)Medical examiners today reported the dead woman found in her east side home died from natural causes.
She was found by burglers late yesterday after they broke in to pilfer a few pawnables.
One hour before deer hunting season officially began, a hunter hearing movement in a clump of nearby bushes, looked away from his watch in time to see a very large buck. Knowing the game warden would understand, he took aim and fired. Excited he approached the bushes with his trusy knife to bleed his kill preserving the meat.He parted the bushes, muttered, "Oh fuck!" and fell to the ground with a heart attack. Turns out the buck was another hunter.
Later another deer hunter climbed up high in a sturdy tree. After wiggling about to steady his deer shooting stand or whatever you call them, the man toppled outa the tree hitting the ground with a tremendous thud. He died later from a concussion. However, the deer killing stand remained steadily perched in the tree. (nice job there)
As medics carried the man away a fellow hunter was certain he heard two deers whispering. "I'm glad they finally came to get that one. He stunk like animal piss."
When asked why the deer would say such a terrible thing the man replied, "Oh we douse ourselves in animal urine to hide our human scent."
And that folks is your Ohio news. O-hi-O. Where folks like me, are considered the smart people. Ya gotta love it.
g-man, there are numbers on here. Is this a quiz cuz, I haven't had my coffee yet. ok ok. I'll try.
1. dunno
2. dunno
3. dunno
4. yes
5. dunno
6. mmmmmm. I'm not so sure. Look at it this way. Not one deer has shot another one yet this season. So that kinda gives them a leg up on us, don't ya think?
Mone, yeah, they really do. I about choked when I first heard that. Hunters are a complicated lot to figure out. LOL!
Manny, indeed! I like my deer. They're graceful and peaceful. Sadly, I do understand there would be an awful lot of them if we didn't have hunting season but...still. I couldn't shoot one.
LMAO......ouch I fell of my chair. ROTFLMAO. Because my BIL is a hunter I do know that they use a spray weather or not its animal piss I dont know but I know its suppose to cover human smell. Breaking into an old ladys house to steal something that they can pawn? Musta been my kids!(j/k ones already in rehab)Where is your idea for first name?
At 12/01/2006 12:40 PM, 
barman
Someone did a challange song on David Letterman last night. This person had and an Ohio sweatshirt on. The song??? Round on the ends and hi in the middle. I died.
Hey deer hunting quirks are the same up here in the great white north (Michigan). I should see if I can find a movie for you to see, Escanaba in Da Moonlight. It is a little more Upper Peninsula Michigan than this deer camp but I get the feeling you would enjoy the twisted movie. Jeff Daniels, got to love him.
Milky, what's a golden shower? Is it like magic rain water?
Jodes, thanks. You know I worked real hard on it....ok...I'm like soooo lying. LOL! I was eating chex mix with one hand and tryin to type with the other.
Gareth, the worst part for the deer is....hunting season is during rutting season. So the poor guy's out tryin to score and watchin his back at the same time.
Sal, you too!
Gab, what first name, kiddo? Let me guess, I forgot something again, huh? Happens to me all the time.
Barman, yanno...that doe urine business is playin dirty pool if ya ask me. I mean, geez! This poor buck is out looking for a Mrs. Buck already. He smells one and BLAMO! It turns out to be a guy in an orange hat with big assed gun. Oh the shame of it.
At 12/02/2006 2:09 PM, Zen Wizard
Two lawyers who were lifelong friends were out deer hunting.
Thinking he saw a deer rustling in the bushes, one lawyer accidently shot the other one.
He rushed him in to the hospital emergency room in his SUV.
"Is he going to be alright?" the lawyer asked anxiously.
"Well, he might have had a chance," the emergency doctor on duty replied, looking down at the gurney, "if you hadn't gutted him before you brought him in..."
` Damn, I'm sorry I'm late to this post! That's like... the silliest one... in... a month! Good job, Crabby!
` And, if you think that's crazy, Lou and I have been transformed into things we oughtn't be. (And me, 'cause I'm a perv.) Don't believe me, check it out!
Check your shoes before you leave.
What a funny, uplifting, and sensitive post Crabby..But there are unanswered questions..
1.) Did the thieves call the M.E.?
2.) Did the old broad have anything of value?
3.) Is that a picture of the old broad?
4.) Is that your HNT post?
5.) The first hunter shot the second hunter, the first hunter then cardioed, now there are two dead hunters?...Heavy
6.)There are deer talking about piss?....Really? Everone knows that the only piss that works, is taken from Does when they are in estrus..HA HA HA HA HA!! Fuckin stupid deer..