Saturday, November 25, 2006
Dear Mr. President,

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Daisy. But you know may know me and my brethren better as big macs, whoppers, quarter pounder with cheese, wtf, EVER!

What we wanna know is, how come the turkey gets a friggin pardon every single year? Pardon my french but the turkey is a dumb sumbitch. Not to mention ugly as goat vomit.

SCREW THAT! We demand a yearly pardon too. And so do the pigs. We don't much give a shit what ya do with the chickens. Pointy beaked dumb asses.

We're mad as hell, sir. And we're not gonna take it anymore! Now get yer ass over here and start handin out those friggin pardons! Or so help me Mickey D, we'll ban together as one, pigs and cows standing side by side, and we'll whup yer ass. So don't go givin us any more shit, ya hear?
 
posted by Crabby at 12:13 PM |


17 Comments:


At 11/25/2006 12:47 PM, Blogger GAB

LOL ya you go cow! Tell the friggen president a thing or two. Why in the world would you pardon just a turkey? Oh wait could it be cause he's a turkey too?

 

At 11/25/2006 3:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

I pardon all the animals by not eating them! Except shrimp because they're a bunch of stupid dumbasses.

 

At 11/25/2006 6:25 PM, Blogger Crabby

Gab, yanno, the cow makes sense. Is it me or does anyone else think possibly it's time to elect a cow as president?

Seequin, have you ever had fried shrimp legs? No? Know why? Cuz they're so freakin little when ya dip 'em in the batter, ya can't find the blasted things!

 

At 11/25/2006 7:22 PM, Blogger MilkMaid

Goat vomit?

 

At 11/26/2006 8:12 AM, Blogger Crabby

I've heard it's grusome. Course you'd have to ask the cow for a more detailed description since I had nuthin to do with this post.

I'm just minding my own business, like always.

 

At 11/26/2006 12:31 PM, Blogger MilkMaid

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright.

 

At 11/26/2006 1:35 PM, Blogger Zen Wizard

If TUNA is "Chicken of the Sea," are CHICKENS "fish of the barnyard"?

 

At 11/26/2006 2:06 PM, Blogger SignGurl

If the cows are pardoned, what will I eat? Oh, there I go again, always thinking of myself.

 

At 11/26/2006 9:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Shit, now even the cows got a beef.

 

At 11/26/2006 10:30 PM, Blogger Cazzie!!!

ROTFL, that cow has got balls eh!! Meh, lol.
I will pardon everything else, excepting prawns and cray fishes :)

 

At 11/27/2006 6:29 AM, Blogger Manny

Cows gotta beef. LMAO I love poly!

Beef is my favorite! As long as it's only a one day pardon I can live with it.

 

At 11/27/2006 9:31 AM, Blogger angela marie

But I loves me my Big Mac.

Well, there is hardly any beef on it, so that's ok. :)

 

At 11/27/2006 10:26 AM, Blogger CozyMama

yeah that whole turkey pardon thing is STUPID!!! my husband was defending it saying it is a tradition, who cares.

 

At 11/27/2006 2:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

` Silly people who can't stop eating animals that presumably have feelings because they like the taste. Then again, I should talk - I eat babies because I like the taste. I'm like, addicted or something!! :D

` BTW, I don't know if chickens are tuna of the barnyard, but I think salmon are turkeys of the sea.

 

At 11/27/2006 4:24 PM, Blogger Crabby

Milky, you doubt the cow????? Would I write such a dumb thing? tsk tsk.

Zen, you are a deep thinker. "This" is why you are the Zen Wizard.

Sign, I'm thinking, "buy ahead". Cept, buy ahead drive thru stuff could possibly bite the big one. I mean, what does that big mac sauce taste like reheated? (shiver)

Poly gets the award for best one-liner, Monday, November 27th, 2006. (It's invisible so you can display it anywhere. Even in small spaces.)

Cazzie, I agree. Prawns and crayfish can't talk loud enough to be heard anyway. That, IMO, makes them daily edibles.

Manny, I don't know if one cow gets a lot of pardon time, or if all cows get one day. I'd look into it but I'm busy beating my own high score on Alchemy.

Angela, only place I know that gives you less beef is White Castle. Did you know they not only have flat burgers but....they put holes in them. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!

Jodes, I think we should kidnap the next pardoned turkey and hold him for ransom. He should be worth at least 1.99 a pound. LOL!

Seequin, I gotta go with ya on the Salmon. Who fights their up stream just to have kids and die? I mean, COME ON FISH! WHAT ARE YA, STUPID?

 

At 11/28/2006 6:54 AM, Blogger Suze

Crabby, I hope you had a good thanksgiving.

 

At 11/28/2006 9:05 AM, Blogger DZER

medium rare, please ... heh