Crabby's Cowpie Field

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Barman pointed out a discrepancy in the post below this one.

At 8/24/2007 6:31 PM, barman

No, no, no Crabby. You said ...

She fell and couldn't get up. By the time they found her she had drown in her own drool.

Later you said ...

I was fortunate to be with Gramma when she passed. Her last words to me were, "Win one for the Gripper."

See what I mean... it must be all your grieving.

Of course being a modest person, I wasn't going to tell but... ok... I will. The 100 percent truth is........

WE SEE DEAD PEOPLE!

It's true. Dead people talk to me....er...us. In fact, dead pets talk to me too. Remember that little dog you had as a kid? The one you loved sooooo much. Well, she/he....is telling me to tell you guys......... PUT YOUR CUTE LITTLE FINGER RIGHT "HERE" CLICK AND GIVE POOR PENNILESS CRABBERS AN "I LOVE YOU CRABBY", THUMBS UP VOTE.

For those of you groaning....... there are only 5 more days of voting left. If you vote me to a win I will do my very first striptease dance ever (as far as I know) on video, right here.

Labels: dead people, gifts, orgasm, surprise striptease dance

posted by Crabby at 7:29 AM |

16 Comments:

At 8/26/2007 9:54 AM, G-Man

Ok OK OK..
I'll click the prick!!!
BTW, Crabby....?
Spectacular Ass-Shot!!!
Thanks..xoxoxoxox

At 8/26/2007 11:10 AM, barman

Hey if you see Jimmy Hoffa, will you ask him where they buried him? See he disappeared from a restaurant that was less then a quarter of a mile from where I worked. I passed that place all the time. I just wanna know what happened to him.

I can't give you a "I love you Crabby" until this evening.

At 8/26/2007 11:45 AM, Unknown

Crabby, I have already voted so often that I think a fifth of those votes are mine!

Who are the 11 who voted thumbs down?

Isn't there a TV drama where the plot centers on some girl communicating with the dead?

At 8/26/2007 2:26 PM, Crabby

G, you're welcome. No problem at all since it just hangs back there behind me anyhow. LOL! (thanks for voting)

barman, I ask Jimmy next time he comes around. He keeps to himself a lot. Now Elvis can't get enough of me. he just follows me around all the time like a lost puppy. (kind of a pest really)

Nick, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I have to tell you it's always a really good feeling when I go over there and I have new votes. I don't know who voted thumbs down. Probably somebody who doesn't like red heads. LOL!

YES! there are two shows with that plot. One I've seen, "The medium" or something like that and one other who's title I can't recall.

At 8/26/2007 3:18 PM, GAB

You know I caught that too but being a nice person who thought you were so over welmed by your greif I let it slide. Always a thumbs up for you. Im going to be in and out here the next few days but if Im in I'll vote for you.

At 8/26/2007 3:40 PM, lime

will that striptease involve a pole or a set of large feathery fans or what?

At 8/26/2007 4:45 PM, Crabby

Gab, I'm doin' a thumbs up for you too, babe. Every single day.

Lime, YES! Sort of. Close enough. I'm shopping for props. LOL! Wanna come help?

At 8/26/2007 4:46 PM, Crabby

PS. I have to find them at the dollar store so ... it's minorly challenging.

At 8/26/2007 5:48 PM, MilkMaid

Desperation, I tell ya!

At 8/26/2007 8:50 PM, cathouse teri

Okay, Crabby Patty, I voted! And it worked! I am so glad I have done my part because, quite frankly, you have worn me out with your INSANITY!

I have neve seen someone so sanely insane!

Thank God for you!

At 8/27/2007 4:34 AM, MilkMaid

Bring me coffee and point me to the thumb.

At 8/27/2007 6:16 AM, Mildred Moosh

Crabby, will you win an exciting trip?

At 8/27/2007 7:50 AM, Crabby

Milky, go vote for me. It'll make ya feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Cat.... oooo. I know that hurt to do since voting on anything goes against your grain. (kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss) And I'm gonna reward ya too. Just watch for it and keep Milky busy. (snicker snicker snicker)

Milky, sorry. I that coffee was right here in this cup a minute ago. I think somebody drank it. Not me of course. Maybe um...maybe Lucy!? She has gas something fierce too.

Mildred, YES! Yes, I will.

At 8/27/2007 9:02 AM, Unknown

Hey! This vote thing won’t let me vote again! Have I used up all of my lives?

At 8/27/2007 9:25 AM, Crabby

Nick, sadly, we can only vote every 24 hours. Has it been 24 hours since you voted last?

I did get an email from a friend that stopped at Panera and tried to vote from his laptop this morning. He said he got some strange message to email mike. Late he said he could vote from work though.

Thanks for voting for me so much Nick. It means lots to me.

At 8/27/2007 10:14 PM, Spoony Quine

` BTW, Crabby... I just realized that this was the perfect post to pester you to see me as a dead person!

` 'Kay I'm gonna leave you alone for a really long time now.