about
Even at an early age,
crabby yearned
naked cowboy with a lasso
for something
more.
Something
different.
Something
cheap,
refried,
a vote for crabby is a vote for multiple orgasms
with nachos.
THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.
CALORIE BURN CHART.
activity calories
sleeping 6 per hour
watching mindless tv show 1 per minute
voting for crabby 8 per vote
voting for crabby
sign
and gab 24
towit and towith the simple act of voting for crabby will remove aproximately 56 calories per week. Or 168 for all 3 of us. It's a win-win situation. You can use those extra calories to lose weight or put them toward a delectable gooey, hot fudge brownie, with hot fudge sauce, and ice cream.
To vote for Crabby and a hotter body..... Go here and thumb me up.
Labels: multiple orgasms, naked cowboys with lassos, nipples
Iris, are you saying you have cake-sized aureoles?
barman, well, there's the calories you burned to go to Hortons, then the calories you burned paying for it, and finally the ones you used to digest it. Sounds like a lot to me.
Cat, naw, I'm not much lovelier. Droopier. Lots droopier.
I know you don't vote hunny bun. You told me before. LOL! It's ok. I love ya, vote or no vote.
Shanshu, I knew you'd like that.
Dear annonymous,
here in Ohio we call folks like you little stink toads.
Cat, I have a feeling if Anon knew he was going to cause you to pull out your claws, he might have just moved on instead of posting that. LOL! You just click the thumbs up at the top of the interview.
But you don't have to. Honest.
(future reference for stink toads. I have a site meter and Milky knows how to use it!)
Anonymous must not have been around last time. I did not think you had a prayer and yet you pulled it off. Or maybe they were around and are worried they may be in for compitition. Either way, the only thing that something like that does is stir people up.
You do not suppose that is Mike, do you. Naaa!
At 8/20/2007 2:23 PM, 
GAB
How many more months......? I miss the old hometown Crab, you know, the one who had cowshit on her shoes instead of stars in her eyes and links to naked cowboys with lassoes... I mean, I'm votin' and I'm votin' and I'm votin' (want those multiple orgasms), but it doesn't seem to be working 'cause I keep seeing thumbs instead of - oh, you know. What's a girl to do?
barman, I think when Milky gets a chance we'll know exactly who it was that posted that. If he knew me better, he'd know stuff like that only makes me dig my heals in. LOL!
Shoot! If I had a penny for every time somebody said I looked like a fool...why...I could pay someone to blog for me.
Gab, I must say, it looks like you and Sign are coming along nicely yourselves. pat pat pat.
Wize, not to fret. This is the final and only month for me. After that...it's back to tossin' the poo about. (thanks for your votes. sincerely.)
Mike, I noticed! You're running smooth as silk now. Good job. That breast may have to go soon. Every time I'm in here commenting and I hear someone coming...I switch my screen off. LOL! Don't wanna embarrass the dog or anything.
Teri, it will only allow you to vote for any one person once in 24 hours. You can vote for other people but only once for, lets say, Crabby. Then in 24 hours, not 23 hours and 50 minutes but at least 24 hours, you are set to vote again.
To test if you can vote at all, bring up someone else's page (Like Johnny Virgil if you have not voted for him recently) and move your mouse over the thumbs. If the thumbs turn dark then you know you would be able to vote for them if you wanted.
At 8/20/2007 5:00 PM, Zen Wizard
What is the prize for this thing, anyway?
I mean, I hope it is a two-week trip to Paris or something, and not just a blinky thing for your blog, with as much lobbying as you are putting into it.
And can people vote as much as they want? In that case, I think that the Obsessive-Compulsive Gazette is going to win it.
Those built-in milk jugs females have can be a bane to fathers! My #2 son was fed from them and every time his mother left him in my care—which was frequently because she was on a Tupperware selling phase—my son would begin screaming as if dinner had just walked out the door and he’d soon starve to death.
Cat, you really should vote more often cause you've got me laughin my butt off over here. LOL!
justacoolcat, FOR SURE. Multiples matter. They're kind of like whipped cream on a sundae. Makes a good thing ever so much better.
Barman, you know that I missed voting for myself several times because I ended up with such a late voting time that we'd be eating dinner, then watching tv, and then...before you know it, it's a whole new day. I wish there was a way to do the 24 hour thing without having to do it the same time every day. My head gets too crowded to remember all that.
Zen, it's a cash prize. (I'm using it to get something for someone they really need if I win) But the likelihood of that is really slim because I was out of the race for 2 weeks. It's over the 31st of this month and that's it for me. I have too many other projects hanging out there to finish.
Buddah, YOU'RE RIGHT! AGAIN! The stink toad is drawn to me. BWAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!
Milky wants him to come back. We haven't had a good dart board in forever. Ever play darts with a moving object? It's lots more fun.
Suze, thanks for the face. I'm lots more confident when I have one.
Nick, bbbbbut...dinner WAS walking out the door. LOL!
Cazzie, what sold me on that pic was the expression on the baby's face. Probably never see that again. LOL!
Check your shoes before you leave.
Oh yeah baby!!
I just Loooooove how you've digressed Pam, Of course you have my vote..G-man xox