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Are you tired of giving up half your inheritance to bury loved ones who weren't even "that" nice?
Would you like to catch a friggin break?
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Then bring your newly dead to Crabby's Dirt Nap Cafe. Home of the Double Wide Dirt Napper. That's right, you can now bury three for the price of one. (they always die in 3's) The newly designed coffin fits two comfortably. But....THEY'RE DEAD! They don't have to be comfortable. We'll squeeze that 3rd one into the foot of the unit for absolutely FREE!
Worried they won't all go at once? No problem. For a low freezer fee, we'll keep your loved ones on ice as they croak. (some slight freezer burn may occur)
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Furthermore there is absolutely no charge for hair and make up. Cause...THEY DON'T NEED IT! THEY'RE DEAD. Fake flowers (made from the finest tinted bathroom tissue and cake icing) will be supplied with a constant misting of Glade Floral scented room freshener for that realistic touch.
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We supply a lovely corn field for the actual burial but you will have to dig the hole. We don't do that. Grave markers are not included. You are encouraged to bring your own sign. Anything will do. They're dead. They won't know the difference.
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Sign your loved ones up now for the amazing low burial fee of 29.99 per head. (headless loved ones will be considered an act of foul play on your part and refused admission)
Thank you.
(if you are in the mood to cast a vote while you're just sitting there doing absolutely nothing anyhow......GO HERE AND THUMB ME UP.)
Hit sign and Gabby too. you'll be there anyway. What's the big?
Labels: discount burial, double wide dirt nap, oral sex
At 8/17/2007 7:51 AM, 
GAB
At 8/17/2007 7:52 AM, GAB
Gab, shhhh. It's subliminal advertising. People see oral sex, out of the corner of their eye while reading a crab post. Later their brain whispers...crabby, sex, vote now. Next thing yanno, you have 2 kazillion votes. Sex sells, you know.
Shanshu, cheerios can create that need. I read all about it same day I read about subliminal advertising.
Also, you're a guy. Guys are always thinking about oral sex.
Cat, You don't know what you're missing. That double wide is a real masterpiece.
Slick, if your dead folks complain, I'll give your money back.
(another of the many great things about working with dead folk. They are by nature a quiet people.)
BT, tomorrow's subliminal advertising is even better. You'll like it.
Nick, I posted to your comment on your blog just in case you didn't come back today.
Barman, that oral sex thing? It's subliminal advertising. I read all about it.
I forgot to add the supersize thingy into my plan. This could be a problem. There's nothing to do now but...make a fitness video. Just as soon as I finish this bowl of chips. LOL!
Lime! LMAO! Now stop that! You're gonna get these guys going and they'll never quit.
Manny, if you add one more thing to that Christmas list, it's gonna be stuffing in my Thanksgiving turkey. 5 pages is plenty, missy!
Ebezp, it IS the subliminal oral sex site. And Monday, it's gonna get better. I have this subliminal stuff all figured out. LOL!
Buddah, are you sayin' we get lit...then scatter. ahhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha!
Tuyet, welcome to the Cowpie Field. We're really glad to have you. I've already been over to visit you and I bet other folks will too. Keep coming back! We're crazy but mostly harmless. LOL!
Wize, You are a wiley woman.
Dan, um....oopsie? LOL!
barman, yeegads! I did kill it! The message that's on there now isn't the same one that's been coming up. Whooooaaaa! This sumbliminal sex is powerful juju. Wonder what else I can use it on?
Nick, there's one or 4 in every family. Lots of people do honestly believe that death comes to their family in 3s. Problem is when you're older...you start counting fingers to see what your odds are. LOL!
Seequin, well yanno...we club them, then bury them so...I figure, gone is gone. It's all good.
ba doozie, so...how much can I get from science for my dead loved ones carase? Could I sayyyy....get enough to buy an external drive for my Mac?
Mike, good job. You needed to switch that blasted thing out. It was slower moving than me after I threw my groin out.
Lavender, Hi kiddo! And welcome to the field. Kick your shoes off and get comfy. (we're not dangerous or anything. Not saying we're normal. But definitely the field is a safe place to play)
Barman, I am all over it. Sort of. LOL! We have company coming today too. If only you were here to do my cut and paste work. LOL!)
Check your shoes before you leave.
OMG that is tooo funny! But you know some days thats just they way I feel leave them together see how they like living the rest of their dead lives together they fought like hell when alive now lets see what they can do dead!