Tuesday, September 04, 2007
I know how you all love it when I get into yet another competition. So I went out and found myself a whole new thing. But .... and you're gonna hug me for this .... YOU don't have to vote! WOO HOO!

I spent the whole last two days playing Frisbee Golf! LOVE IT! LOVE IT! LOVE IT! Not any good at it. But I love it anyway.

Here's how it works.... you're in the woods, you, your trusty frisbee, and your competition. The idea is to toss the frisbee through trees, over streams and bridges, tick and snake infested fields, and land that puppy squarely into the wire basket, staying at or under par.

Note the enormous degree of focus I maintain while sizing up the situation. With great care I toss my magical disk.

And do a fine job of smacking thee hell outa this tree right here. Meanwhile my ne'r do well competitors, Bob and Jake, chuckle gleefully.
Later in the game I began to improve. Partly due to practice...partly due to unsnapping my pants to allow my bloated refried bean belly some breathing space. Again.....I take careful aim, fully focused on the job at hand.
The snap is off! Annnnnnnnd............

(I feel certain it was a sudden gust of unexpected wind that sent my loyal frisbee into the tick infested field. Certainly it was no fault of my own as I'm sure you all know.)
For the record ...... THIS is where your frisbee is supposed to end up. And this IS my very own frisbee. You can tell it's really mine because ..... it's red!


My best score out of 2 days was 98. Not even a team of clowns could get me to tell how far over par that is. But I AM NOT GIVING UP! I will beat these guys if it kills us all.

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posted by Crabby at 7:30 AM |


21 Comments:


At 9/04/2007 9:54 AM, Blogger MilkMaid

Well.

I give that a thumbs up.

:-)

Looks like a lot of fun. You kinda remind me or Dorothy out in that field, on the way to see the Wizard.

I know...weird morning. No sleep.

 

At 9/04/2007 10:22 AM, Blogger Crabby

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA! You like this one cause you don't have to vote. LMAO!

How come you didn't sleep, missy?

 

At 9/04/2007 10:53 AM, Blogger barman

I have seen that setup before. One of the parks near me has a course set up. I just have never played. Now lets see. Two "holes" have a par 4... There would appear to be 18 holes ... That would make par somewhere around 72. I would say you are doing pretty good.

I tried to find out what par was but all they would say is it was a new course that was finished last year, it is 18 holes with 6 in the woods, 12 in the fields, yep ticks and more in the rough, and that this year it is free. The Internet failed me again.

I should pick me up a few discs and give it a go. The exercise would be a good thing.

By the way, your partners in crime are cowards hiding behind trees like that.

 

At 9/04/2007 11:35 AM, Blogger Unknown

Frisbee golf, huh? Happy obsession, Crabby!

 

At 9/04/2007 11:50 AM, Blogger Curly Glamour Girlie

That sounds like fun! My frisbee skills are poor at best, but I'd have fun trying.

I like the idea of traipsing through woods and such in trying to get the frisbee into the elusive cage thingy.

 

At 9/04/2007 12:42 PM, Blogger Crabby

Barman, if it's really 72, I'm doin' a lot better than I thought. But I bet it's less. Jake consistently has an end score in the 60's. It's very good exercise cause you're constantly up and down hills and then of course when you toss your disk into the next county ...there's that long walk and search mission. LOL!

Nick, thank you! I'm having a very good time with it. Can't get any good distance on my toss though.

Curly, it really is! I was surprised how much I like it. It'll be more fun when fall breaks and it's not so hot. Both of those days turned out to be pretty toasty.

 

At 9/04/2007 3:27 PM, Blogger Dan

My wife and I saw these frisbee golf baskets out in the woods on another hike of ours -- one that didn't involve pierced naked guys. Sounds like fun ... the frisbee golf, not the pierced naked guys.

 

At 9/04/2007 3:35 PM, Blogger Crabby

Dan, I don't know. I think I'd have a ton of fun watching Bob's face if we ran into a pierced naked guy.

 

At 9/04/2007 5:05 PM, Blogger SignGurl

Crabby, you have to be better at it than I am. I can hardly throw a frisbee in a straight line.

Glad you are having fun with it!

 

At 9/04/2007 5:13 PM, Blogger Zen Wizard

Disc golf rules. Even if you play, like, the best course in the US, your "greens fees" will only be like $5.

Check out this video.

 

At 9/04/2007 6:57 PM, Blogger MilkMaid

I dunno...the baby was here and was awake for a few hours to play during the WAY early morning hours, then I couldn't go back to sleep so I stayed up and worked.

Going to remedy that RIGHT NOW. The sand man cometh.

 

At 9/04/2007 7:16 PM, Blogger GAB

NICE! I would be happy trying that all except for the snake and ticks part. You may keep them.

 

At 9/05/2007 2:35 AM, Blogger cathouse teri

Aw.. that game looks kinda fun! :)
But I'm sure I would never play it. I like to just.. well.. not do that sort of thing. I'm from Southern California and we just do a lot of driving. We drive to the gym, we work out, we drive home. That's the plan. I don't see any roads to drive on at that fris course.

I have a friend staying with me. I think he wants me to go for walks with him in the evenings. I almost laughed out loud. Nay, I say! Teri don't do no walkin!

Now, swimming, yes. I'd best get back to sleep, too! Because I have to be up in 4.5 hrs to drive to the pool!

 

At 9/05/2007 5:17 AM, Blogger Kingcover

So this game really does exist then! I had no idea. I thought it only happened in computer games lol.
It would be impossible to play that over here on account of mountains and low flying seabirds getting in the way, althoughhhhhh it might be a good way of controlling the local bird population. Death by frisbee. And if you manage to actually hit a bird you get an extra throw. Niiiice :)

 

At 9/05/2007 6:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

Lol, I bet you get good at this.
Is this an Ohio game people started when the cows are sleeping?lol
tc

 

At 9/05/2007 6:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

You know how addicted to golf I am....I'm afraid if I picked that hobby up, Trish would never see me!

You tied with me on the first week of predictions :) Congrats

 

At 9/05/2007 9:15 AM, Blogger Shanshu

I've always wanted to try frisbee golf. I've played real golf and I suck, so I thought maybe frisbee golf would be more fun.

Then again, I'd probably suck at that, too.

 

At 9/05/2007 1:26 PM, Blogger Judy

Hey, fun is where you find it! LOL

Husband and I had a strange frisbee golf encounter a few years ago. While hiking in the redwood forests of northern California, thinking we were far from humans, suddenly a RED frisbee sailed across the path about 100 feet ahead of us. Talk about spooky! It turned out to be a few "golfing" college students who had set up a "course" in the outback behind their campus, but at first glance it seemed more like we'd seen something alien!

And Crab, Par is vastly over-rated...

 

At 9/05/2007 1:56 PM, Blogger lime

oh man, i soooo want to play that! regualr golf i want no part of this looks like a helluva alotta fun!

 

At 9/05/2007 2:26 PM, Blogger Crabby

YEEGADS! How long have I been gone? LOL!

Sorry guys. I had to get my hair cut and do stuff.

I'm a busy woman, you know. I also had to cut my finger nails.

 

At 9/07/2007 11:37 PM, Blogger S. E. E. Quine

` I've always wondered what those baskets were for! Now I know!
` You go, Crabby!