Monday, August 20, 2007
FOR SOME, THE NIPPLE DOESN'T HIT THE SPOT.


Even at an early age,
crabby yearned
naked cowboy with a lasso
for something
more.
Something
different.
Something
cheap,
refried,
a vote for crabby is a vote for multiple orgasms
with nachos.



THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.
CALORIE BURN CHART.

activity calories
sleeping 6 per hour
watching mindless tv show 1 per minute
voting for crabby 8 per vote
voting for crabby
sign
and gab 24

towit and towith the simple act of voting for crabby will remove aproximately 56 calories per week. Or 168 for all 3 of us. It's a win-win situation. You can use those extra calories to lose weight or put them toward a delectable gooey, hot fudge brownie, with hot fudge sauce, and ice cream.

To vote for Crabby and a hotter body..... Go here and thumb me up.


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posted by Crabby at 6:58 AM | 26 moos from the field
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
IN TODAY'S NEWS.
Crabby, a not-so-well known blogger, has taken it upon herself to empower the cow population.
In a recent speech she shouted out,
"NO GIRL WITH THAT MANY NIPPLES
SHOULD EVER BE SERVED UP WITH FRIES!
TAKE A STAND.
STRUT YOUR STUFF, PEOPLE.......er.....COWS!


The result of Crabby's efforts, is war! Restaurant war, that is. Hooter's, well, known for a few wings and a lot of T and A has now been taken on by UDDERS. The UDDER slogan, "Udders, we serve our drinks straight from the nipple."





























Recent Udders' ads have shown the following photos asking,
who would you rather have serve YOUR needs? hmmmmm?




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posted by Crabby at 6:09 AM | 15 moos from the field