Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Crabby, a not-so-well known blogger, has taken it upon herself to empower the cow population.
In a recent speech she shouted out,
"NO GIRL WITH THAT MANY NIPPLES
SHOULD EVER
BE SERVED UP WITH FRIES!
TAKE A STAND.
STRUT YOUR STUFF, PEOPLE.......er.....COWS!



The result of Crabby's efforts, is war! Restaurant war, that is. Hooter's, well, known for a few wings and a lot of T and A has now been taken on by UDDERS. The UDDER slogan, "Udders, we serve our drinks straight from the nipple."





























Recent Udders' ads have shown the following photos asking,
who would you rather have serve YOUR needs? hmmmmm?





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posted by Crabby at 6:09 AM |


15 Comments:


At 4/17/2007 9:57 AM, Blogger MilkMaid

The girl...with all the nipples.....is disturbing.

You are such a nut LOL!!

 

At 4/17/2007 3:59 PM, Blogger Zen Wizard

I would be rushing that idea to the patent office, if I were you.

There was an interesting lawsuit by Hooters against "Kerf's Winghouse" for alleged copyright infringement: They had scantily clad women, a wide-screened TV featuring sports, and fried finger food like chicken wings.

To me, saying, "Men will probably want to come to a place that has cheap greasy food, hot girls, sports on TV, and wings" is not exactly Edisonian in its originality--I mean, I would not be that impressed if my little brother had that "idea"--but at least they made it into a courtroom with that $h!t.

 

At 4/17/2007 5:39 PM, Blogger Crabby

Milky, me you and Zen, appear to be the last 3 people standing in a blogger ghost town. How COOL is that?

Zen, these days anybody can make it into a court room with anything. Bob's niece sold some land to a lady who wanted to build a cabin there. It's a small community in a very nice wooded area and the niece owns the land and pretty much runs things. The niece advised the lady not to try and build during fall when the rains were hitting but the lady was impatient and had her builder come in anyway. Now the wood is warped. The lady turned out to be an attorney and she's suing everyone involved including Bob's niece.

Possibly our judicial system is in need of a make-over.

 

At 4/17/2007 6:14 PM, Blogger Monkey

I don't eat meat, but after this post, I've lost my appetite entirely.

Thank you?

 

At 4/17/2007 6:44 PM, Blogger Spoony Quine

` Aaaaahhhhhh haaa haaaaaaa! Crabby, you never cease to amaze me with your... your... disturbing images!! Why, readers of this blog do not even have to wait for images to form in their heads - you provide them outright!

` BTW... speaking of Hooters and mental images, did you hear about the former Hooters employee who won a contest she thought was for a new Toyota?
` Instead... well, she wasn't amused, let's say. See for yourself!

 

At 4/17/2007 6:52 PM, Blogger Crabby

Aw, Monkey...I'm sorry. LOL! First bad weather, now ya gotta come and see really bad pictures. Would banana pudding help? Even a little?

Seequin, that's hysterical! LMAO! You know, she can pass that on to me if she doesn't want it.

 

At 4/17/2007 8:54 PM, Blogger Iris VonKornea

I need lots of dirty panties.

http://www.blindoldbatblog.blogspot.com/

 

At 4/17/2007 9:56 PM, Blogger barman

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At 4/17/2007 9:57 PM, Blogger barman

I'll help the cause. I will take some wings please. Oh and while you are back there how about a lite bear.

That last image is a little disturbing, I have to admit. Of course not as disturbing as the dirty panties.

 

At 4/18/2007 5:04 AM, Blogger Unknown

I needed to laugh this morning. Thank you, udderly.

 

At 4/18/2007 5:18 AM, Blogger barman

Oh good grief, a light bear? I guess I was real tired last night after all.

 

At 4/18/2007 5:47 AM, Blogger Crabby

Iris, what size, babe?

Barman, have you already started drinking your bear?
The pic apparently wasn't the only thing disturbing. I got my first hate IM. LOL! I plan to post all about it. Gosh. I'm so damn proud.

Nick, you sweet, sweet, man. I needed that positive re-inforcement today. Thank YOU, udderly.

Barman, sure you were. Ugh huh. You were just tired. LOL!

 

At 4/18/2007 6:18 AM, Blogger Judy

Oh, god. Lucky for me I'm doing the pre-bloodwork fast this morning...

You certainly give this tit-infatuated culture some images to cherish. "I'll have a shake with those fries," certainly takes on new meaning.

POWER TO THE HEIFFERS!!!

 

At 4/18/2007 6:43 AM, Blogger G-Man

Great post Crabby...
I love a place that has cheap greasy food, hot girls, sports on TV, and wings!
But I really like Tim Horton's also, does that make me Schizo?
Mornin Sweetie.....G

 

At 4/18/2007 7:18 AM, Blogger Crabby

Wize, LOL! Hopefully by the time you get back, your appetite will return. Geez, I hate fasting. It's like asking me to lay on nails. I love food.

G, naw. That's makes you versatile. WHOA! check it out! I spelled a big word and got it right the second time! WOOT!