In a recent speech she shouted out,
"NO GIRL WITH THAT MANY NIPPLES
SHOULD EVER BE SERVED UP WITH FRIES!
TAKE A STAND.
STRUT YOUR STUFF, PEOPLE.......er.....COWS!
The result of Crabby's efforts, is war! Restaurant war, that is. Hooter's, well, known for a few wings and a lot of T and A has now been taken on by UDDERS. The UDDER slogan, "Udders, we serve our drinks straight from the nipple."
Recent Udders' ads have shown the following photos asking,
who would you rather have serve YOUR needs? hmmmmm?
At 4/17/2007 3:59 PM, Zen Wizard
I would be rushing that idea to the patent office, if I were you.
There was an interesting lawsuit by Hooters against "Kerf's Winghouse" for alleged copyright infringement: They had scantily clad women, a wide-screened TV featuring sports, and fried finger food like chicken wings.
To me, saying, "Men will probably want to come to a place that has cheap greasy food, hot girls, sports on TV, and wings" is not exactly Edisonian in its originality--I mean, I would not be that impressed if my little brother had that "idea"--but at least they made it into a courtroom with that $h!t.
Milky, me you and Zen, appear to be the last 3 people standing in a blogger ghost town. How COOL is that?
Zen, these days anybody can make it into a court room with anything. Bob's niece sold some land to a lady who wanted to build a cabin there. It's a small community in a very nice wooded area and the niece owns the land and pretty much runs things. The niece advised the lady not to try and build during fall when the rains were hitting but the lady was impatient and had her builder come in anyway. Now the wood is warped. The lady turned out to be an attorney and she's suing everyone involved including Bob's niece.
Possibly our judicial system is in need of a make-over.
At 4/17/2007 6:44 PM, Spoony Quine
` Aaaaahhhhhh haaa haaaaaaa! Crabby, you never cease to amaze me with your... your... disturbing images!! Why, readers of this blog do not even have to wait for images to form in their heads - you provide them outright!
` BTW... speaking of Hooters and mental images, did you hear about the former Hooters employee who won a contest she thought was for a new Toyota?
` Instead... well, she wasn't amused, let's say. See for yourself!
Iris, what size, babe?
Barman, have you already started drinking your bear?
The pic apparently wasn't the only thing disturbing. I got my first hate IM. LOL! I plan to post all about it. Gosh. I'm so damn proud.
Nick, you sweet, sweet, man. I needed that positive re-inforcement today. Thank YOU, udderly.
Barman, sure you were. Ugh huh. You were just tired. LOL!
The girl...with all the nipples.....is disturbing.
You are such a nut LOL!!