olga i love you! i wish to remain under your arsehole forever!

i know nawt about moles but i do know of a picture of tits that may help entrap the pink one.

is there a reward for the pink one's capture??

Jane, if you have the bait in your possession do pass her over. Sadly, Olga's voice was supposed to be lower but my voice equipement is a series of wires and who has all bungled together. LOL!

The reward is one full night of mad passionate monkey love with Olga the beastie woman.

Cap'n! How ya be, matey! Watch out for those mole boogers on the high seas now that we've chased them offa land.

PS. I'm linking you.

How come this is made on a Mac and a Mac can't see it?! Oh poo.

Crabby I will, as a token of my gratitude, send you a copy of the video of my night of passion with Olga. Do you prefer VHS or an MPEG?

what the fuck just happened? i woke up naked face-down on top of my car with a pirate ship flag sticking out of my ass.

i'm all covered in hot buttered rum.

that captain carl probably knows what's going down, he's a seagoing dude..

Ihatesausage, there must be some way to see it. I'm not a very good techie person but hopefully someone else out there with a Mac can help. It didn't load the first time for me. I closed firefox and reopened and the second time it came through. If it's showing you my web page screen, I feel pretty sure you'll be able to pull it in with some help.

Jane I prefer mpeg. I do hope you and Olga continue to make sparks. ahhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha! You apparently have quite a talent. (Olga started out to have a manly voice but ....well, honestly...I'm not sure what went wrong. It just sounds like me with Mickey mouse caught in my throat.)

Lady,can you tell sausage how you got it to run? Considering all the medication I'm on today and the fact that I kept forgetting stuff and tripping all over myself.... I'm just relieved to have something finished and up. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!

I am soooo calling it a day now. By tomorrow I should be back to 100%. And I can't wait.

Crabby if you thought the sound of me singing was enough to kill a small child wait until you hear my sounds of thigh slapping passion...

crabby you are fucking hilarious. the thought of jane under the desk is very thought provoking.

ahahahaha...I was trying to watch this and Little Kid comes and asks what I was listening to. I told him Friday, remember her? He stood and watched for a minute and said, is this all she does? She doesn't have anything else to do?

I THINK HE IS CHANNELING YOUR BIG GUY!

Be afraid, very afraid LMAO!!!

ps- soooo creative you are. ;)

Aw, look! Jamwall dressed up for my newscast premiere! Now why can't the rest of you guys be that festive? I really like way that flag topper swings when he walks!

cap'n. You wouldn't know anything about Mrs. Hossenfeffer's missing dentures would you?

Jane, you've given me so much already. I think you should send the mpeg of you and Olga to Milky. She never gets anything. (and anyway, Olga kind of puts me off my lunch and it's almost cheap Mexican day)

Thanks Larry. But you have to wonder what Janie sees in Olga, don't you? I mean, this is one very ugly she-male. And yet, she's been drawn to her ever since we did that time in the joint together.

Milky, this is just another case of little kid wanting me to do his homeword for him again. You tell him I'm far too busy to get smart.
Also, there is a weird development going on here. Over the last year or so my big guy has been turning more and more into......me. Shocking, I know. I think after all these years my rabid brain cells have finally begun to infect him. There are entire days when he's so much like me, I find myself being more like him just to keep some balance in the world.

Crabby..........you are amazing


and the video wasn't bad either

Denny...we be friends. OF COURSE xxoo

And Crabby, you will love her, she IS veddy entertaining!!!

Why, thank you, Wayne! You do realize I'm stalking your dog, right? Lucy could use a pal her own size.

Denny, kick your shoes off and make yourself at home. I'll be over to visit and, I'll give you link over here too.

Roscoe! My number one fan. Forget about Ann. She'll probably never get around to giving you a mention in her news report. But I will. ;) Naw, don't be scared. You can trust me. Really.

I just watched The View & you have better production values .

Next time can we have da video of Jane eat'n crab-cakes ?

Wally, I'm sure I can hook you up. LOL!

Denny, I can't access your page. I've tried 3 times but it takes me to a locked profile or something. Am I doing something wrong?

PS. Be on the lookout people. My roving reporters will be scouting blogs in search of newsworthy stories. Oh yeah, I am sooo gonna get into this. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha hahaha!

Alas, I am without speakers at the moment. Hope to tune in soon, lord your good people. JW

god i have a stiff neck this morning.

Crappy, can we get olga a bigger desk??

Roxie, that sucks! We have to get you hooked up women! I plan to do this every week now. What if you end up being the news? We'll just have to figger something out.

Jane, no matter what size desk we get your monster love muffin, she's still gonna be too blasted big for it. I think you need to start wearing a neck brace for those looong nights with Lola.

Fawna, you sure look like a happy girl. Sure I'll come over and nose around. You don't happen to know a girl named HoneyHive do you?

hmmmm.

It will be cool. But you have to be able to see it. We must solve your viewing dilema, post haste. (don't ya love it when I talk all British?) I turn myself on when I do that.

I have never ever terrorized Big Pissy nor have I ever microwaved kittens. I do like boobies, however.

Guilty as charged on the boobies.

Cap'n, you wake up turned on.

Note to self: who is Big Pissy? Is there a story there I should be looking into for next weeks newscast?

Flamingo, it was obviously Calzone who nuked the kitty. His fingerprints were all over the oven door.

Course my crackpot team of reporters knew we had you at....boobies.

(hmm. wonder if maybe I shouldn't have used the word, crackpot?) Naw, doesn't matter.

I may be afield away from the nicetys of speakers and video and such but from what I gather, being a keen observer.
You all had some sort of thing happening and I did not see or hear it and stuff...Impressed? Need me to find a missing relative? I have psychic powers and shit, hell I can tell you the fate of Sea Biscuit the famous race horse! If thats not enough I can tell you what....Again the mole people...I have a weapon and it will save the world itsss.....gaawwww for the love of gawwwww....More later. JW

From The Mole People: We have Josh Williams, dang he is hung! We will make him eat grubs if you do not follow to the letter our demands! (Moles are very anal) First we want money (eleventy million) sent to Josh Williams's Pay Pal account where we can collect and then afford to send further instructions.
If you do not bend to our will we will destroy the world and recreate it as if every last damn human is Michael Jackson. That means you! We command thee! We are serious,very serious! Kind Regards, Mole People

HHA! I am not a woman who caves to mole people demands!

However.

thinking....thinking....

Michael Jacksons nose holes have been stretched up to his eyebrows.

continued thinking ...thinking....thinking....

If all the world became like Michael we would most certainly all drown the first time a strong rain storm struck.

Yet.....do we cave to the demands of possible speaker needing terrorists?

hmmmmm.

(crabcake pulls out hand mirror. Looks lovingly at fine quality nose holes)

Listen here Mole people....we will meet you half way. five dollars and 32 cents will be delivered to Josh Williams paypal account along with a cd of Jane's finest moans and pants and a photo of milkmaids mammories.

That is our final offer.

Unless you reject it.

Your's truly,
the Cowpie field folks.

Another Buckeye: Love the name of your BLOG and Denny sent me. Yes, wasn't that a long two-hours of "downtime" for Blogger. Launched an ambitious two posts and maybe 2 people mercifulluy stopped by. I hope you do as well. Ciao as I look over the rest of your cool site!

If we do pay up, may i have the grubs?

JANE! what are you doing?

I done tole you and tole you. WE DO NOT FONDLE THE ENEMY!

Crabby from the Mole People: We cave to your demands the $55440.00 seems to be a good compromise. Plus we will give a lifetime of Grubs to Jane as a bonus. (we are part people, do us a favor and don't splain the breavity of a grubs life, it might spoil the deal and hurt her feelings). Our Best,
Mole People

*furtively chomps on grubs, eyeing off Olga's plump arse"

A comment, the source to me looks like it may be geared to microsoft machines. I did manage to put together a link that will play your newscast. Hopefully it can work for Mac users as well.

http://web.mac.com/crabby2/iWeb/
Site/newscast_files/newscast.mov

Note that I split this into two lines. In reality it should be one line starting with http: and ending with newscast.mov.

By the way, I love the news cast. Can't wait for the next show especially if Roxi makes the news.

Barman is a clever clogs! Barman is a clever clogs!

*continues scoffing grubs and chuckling like Gollum*

Life without crabs really is no life at all, eh, Captain Carl?

Crabcake, I think I've been ogled. Would you help me out here? My rack is indeed huge, but I don't hold a candle to Josh. I don't see why I'm being ogled. By a flamingo, no less. Why a flamingo? Why not a handsome stranger in a cowboy hat?

if you have not been tagged before you are now condemned and must perform a post of five weird habits

you are evil

i respect that

Lady i could have sworn i saw Pearls in your drawing. or were those coconuts?

Michael, another Buckeye is always a good thing! For those of you not familiar with Ohio football, the Buckeye fans are a rowdy lot who partake of much drinking, hooting, and back seat coaching on game day. We have a fine old time but tend to fall into a deep depression when our Buckeyes lose which lasts for ...oh...sometimes 10 minutes even.

Mole People.

Hold on. $55440.00. What????? I said 5 dollars. And I lied because I only have 2 dollars.

Jane, gak up those grubs. C'mon. Gak 'em up and give them back.
(heated whisper) I don't care how tasty they are.

Barman, you are a techie wiz. And you have no idea how badly you are needed around here because I am a technical flatliner. I'll go tell Roxie to try out your new link up. She's been trying to watch and can't. Thanks!!!

Aw, Ing. I feel for ya. Though I myself lack in rack, I too know how it feels to always get "the bird". When really all you want is a rugged, nicely muscled, cowboy. sigh.

I do believe Lady has been hittin the sauce again. tsk tsk tsk. She's gonna hate herself this morning.

PS. Satan, as usual, Jane got there before you. I have been tagged already.

Warning Carbcake ... I am a long standing ... Wolverine fan.



ducks, runs ...



You have to admit that the game at the end of the season is a fun one. Especially this year when a certain team won. *pout*

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