Thursday, January 19, 2006
Happy HNT everybody!

What kind of sauce do you want with your wings?

PS. I gotta say, Milky makes an awful good looking blonde chick.

Sadly, I think Rox and I ended up with heads the size of bowling balls.
I'll have to work on that.

Jane as you can tell by the ornery look on her face, is our resident trouble making Hooter.

Gosh, we do have nice racks, don't we?
 
posted by Crabby at 2:34 PM |


32 Comments:


At 1/19/2006 2:48 PM, Blogger jungle jane

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i am going to DIE from laughing. that is gold, crabbie. my hair goes so well with my shorts...

what happened to my tattoos though?

 

At 1/19/2006 2:51 PM, Blogger Crabby

I swear, it's always something. Gimme a chin. I don't like that hat. Where's my tits? You made me look like Michael Jackson. blah blah blah. I'm an artist. I must have creative freedom.


oops. Tats....not tits. You have tits. I gave you two of them. One for each side.

ahhhhhhhhhhhh ha haha ha ha!

 

At 1/19/2006 2:59 PM, Blogger josh williams

Lvve the racks! I must take note , I think you said something about faces? I linked your site and posted the super spy info on the bottom feeder, thanks you good people. JW

 

At 1/19/2006 3:04 PM, Blogger josh williams

I see you linked me so I clicked it and went to some netscape search page. Have you tricked me? are you all against me?Am I paranoid or just perceptive?

 

At 1/19/2006 3:15 PM, Blogger Crabby

Josh. Ugh oh. good thing you told me. I dunno what happened. I'll go fix it. LOL!

Ya have to remember whenever I get behind the green curtain, stuff happens that isn't always what we're expecting.

sigh.

 

At 1/19/2006 3:46 PM, Blogger Crabby

I have to cut out of here soon to go to a party.

No. Not a good one. Kids birthday party. Lots of kids. Tons. Everywhere. Running all about.

Moms please don't take offense but honestly, I'd rather be locked in the Lion cage at the zoo. At least they don't talk, scream, or rub cake icing in my hair.

Someday, when I work up enough courage (it won't be anytime soon) I'll post the pic of what the little boogers did to me at the last birthday party. It was so bad, a stranger from another party took a video of me.

I really wanna stay home now.

 

At 1/19/2006 5:40 PM, Blogger josh williams

Spike the punch, get the kids all liquored up, big fun! JW

 

At 1/19/2006 5:42 PM, Blogger jungle jane

heyyyyyyyy! i just noticed i am the only one with a cameltoe...

 

At 1/19/2006 6:05 PM, Blogger MilkMaid

WOW...that blonde...is something, dunno WHAT, but, something.

AHAHAHAHAAHAa...I have missed your photoshopping skills crabby.

Janie, psst, go the loo and adjust that labia, mkay?

 

At 1/19/2006 8:32 PM, Blogger jungle jane

s'okay for you to chortle, Milky. at least you got the nicest rack. i'm feeling a bit itchy just looking at my shorts...

 

At 1/19/2006 9:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

The rest of you had toe too but turned it away from the camera. Jane's the only one with the balls to rock it proudly. A true hero of the Pro-Toe movement!

 

At 1/19/2006 9:36 PM, Blogger jungle jane

those aren't balls, Sausage. it's my large labia...

 

At 1/19/2006 10:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

You've got to be wearing the patented camel toe cup...I personally think it's quite facionable.

 

At 1/19/2006 11:47 PM, Blogger Kelly

LMAO! Good post! And thank's for visiting my daughter's blog. Your message made me cry! You can link to me anytime!

Happy Thursday!

 

At 1/20/2006 3:09 AM, Blogger ing

Wow, those are some huge heads! Now I understand what the big deal is about Hooters. I've never seen heads like that.

 

At 1/20/2006 6:03 AM, Blogger Monkey

Oh the Crabby Hooter Girls are the best. So much more interesting than those regular vapid Hooter girls.

Very well done. And Happy Belated HNT and whatnot.

 

At 1/20/2006 10:02 AM, Blogger Crabby

Oh Josh, if only I had seen this post before that blasted party. Ay yi yi. Wait'll you see what they did to me. I may have to post the pic. It's abysmal I tell you.

OO OO. I'm making a pic of the mole people. You're gonna like this. Anybody's head in particular you'd like to see up there?

Roscoe, thanks for the link back, my buddy. I appreciate it. You really have the fab 4 on your desktop. LOL! We are sooooo cool. ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha! Even if Janie does complain a lot. So hard to dress that girl up, I swear. Wait'll she sees the next dress I found for her.

Milky, You look good blonde. I really thing you do. I have another blond do for you. We're gonna curl it up a little and see if we can't get more creative with the outfits.

I do so love to get back there in the lab and create. ahhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!

Ihatesausage, can you please grab ahold of Jane and Milky and make them stop fighting .....AGAIN! I swear it's all I can do to keep up with those two. They're always into something. Why just the other day, Jane pulled a bullwhip out of her back pocket when a man tried to order his wings with a side of labia. And don't you know he tipped her 20 bucks? phhht. go figure.

Kelly, I'll get your link up today, baby. You're dedication to that beautiful little daughter made me cry. You're a good mommy, Kel. And one tough cookie!

Lady? He actually whipped it into the sink? Whoa! How big of a dinker does this guy have? ahhhhhhhhhhh ha ha haha ha!

Roxi really does look just like that. Only she has better legs.

Ing! I want your head. Really bad. You can trust me. You know you can. Ask anybody. Only maybe not Jane. ahhhhhhhhhh ha ha hahaha!

Hi, Monkey! Nice to see ya! I could use some help around here keeping these gals in line. Although something tells me, you might be more rowdy than they are. ;)

K, I'll be back. I am expected to shower on Friday's.

 

At 1/20/2006 10:03 AM, Blogger Crabby

EGADS! I've gone and written my first novel. Lookit the size of that thing!

 

At 1/20/2006 11:12 AM, Blogger Silver

Jane...........camel toe is hot.
I'm sure Satan would agree

 

At 1/20/2006 11:16 AM, Blogger Crabby

What camel toe? I can't even see anybody's feet. Am I missing something?

this is some kinda code, huh?

AND STOP LAUGHING AT ME!

 

At 1/20/2006 12:02 PM, Blogger Silver

Ah Crabby, you make life worth living...........camel toe is when a womens shorts, panties, bikini bottoms are so tight they ride up your whowho and seperate the lips, therefore giving the impression of camel toe.

 

At 1/20/2006 12:59 PM, Blogger Crabby

NO KIDDING???

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA! I never woulda figured that one out. No wonder Jane's been complaining so much. AHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HAHA! I thought she didn't like her shoes.

This is crackin me up!

 

At 1/20/2006 1:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Hi Friday - MM said you had a new blog. I like the pic! teehee

Wayne is cracking me up *whowho*!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

tina

 

At 1/20/2006 1:36 PM, Blogger Crabby

Hi, Tina! Don't be a stranger. I've been missing all you guys.

I'm really liking the blog thing. I may stay awhile. It's pretty fun and I'm meeting all kinds of cool people.

 

At 1/20/2006 2:34 PM, Blogger jungle jane

you all SUCK! the only reason i got the $20 is because the gentleman thought he could store it in my cameltoe...

 

At 1/20/2006 3:24 PM, Blogger Crabby

Jane, I TOLD you not to wash yer drawers on hot. But would you listen? noooooo.

Yanno, later that same guy that gave you the 20 was found tied to the back of a roto-rooter truck with his pants down around his ankles. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you, Janie?

Ah crap. I gotta go. Some guy has Milky's mammories in death lock again. I keep telling her not to bend over the wings when she sets them down. She's just as mule-headed as you are.

 

At 1/20/2006 3:59 PM, Blogger MilkMaid

Hey...he promised me a beer if I bent over. What else was I supposed to do?

 

At 1/20/2006 4:10 PM, Blogger jungle jane

yeah i think i saw him earlier with Milky but all he offered her was a beer...

 

At 1/20/2006 5:02 PM, Blogger Crabby

Ya don't share your mams for a beer. Hold out for the massive tip!

Have I taught you nothing?

hmmm. And this explains where Jane was when table 19 kept complaining they hadn't seen their server since she stuck her foot out and tripped the touchy-feely, fat guy. Went over to brag to Milky again, didn't ya?

Seriously, you two have to stop beating up the customers. We'll never make a buck if you keep scaring them off. Am I the only charming person here?

Speaking of charming....where thee hell is Roxie?

 

At 1/20/2006 6:37 PM, Blogger MilkMaid

Roxie's in the loo, adjusting her chesticles.

 

At 1/20/2006 9:18 PM, Blogger wallycrawler

"I'll Take My Wings Hot & My Beer Cold , Now Snap To It Wenches" !


"Hey Get Back Here , I'll Also Have A Large Labia On Da Side" !

 

At 1/21/2006 8:21 AM, Blogger Crabby

Wenches? ahhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha haha!

Wally called you guys wenches. ahhhhhhhh ha ha ha!

OW! Who threw that chicken finger?