Thursday, January 05, 2006




















It's not long or red anymore. When I went I told them what ever you do, don't give me a neat cut. Cause I am not a neat person. I'm sloppy and disorganized. So they gave me a sloppy, disorganized cut. ahhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha! It's about 15 different lengths.

One thing for sure. It's easier. I don't have to do anything but wash it. I could get caught in a tornado and it would still look the same. Not sure that's a good thing. Ok. What do you think, long and red better? Or short and blonde?

PS. One dumb blonde joke and I'll chase you down.
 
posted by Crabby at 12:19 PM |


23 Comments:


At 1/05/2006 2:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Well gosh darn, diddly god damn, it is about time you got a fucking blog.

 

At 1/05/2006 2:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

This heer GD blob dernt werth the peble poop ern the grund!

stoopid batches!

 

At 1/05/2006 2:26 PM, Blogger Crabby

Hey, Thanks Lady Hearteater. There's another pic of me further down the blog in my ho coat with the red hair. That way you can compare. It feels good for sure. (pssst. don't tell anybody but those chesticles I'm sportin' is a bag of socks I got for Christmas.) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!

Hiya, Deb! How the hell are ya?

Ok, I'm decipher hunyjives comment for those of you who don't read this language. I'm quite good at it, actually. He said, "Dahling, you look mahvolous. Pretty please post batches and batches of more pics of yourself. (My answer is, but of course)

 

At 1/05/2006 2:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Well I'm just fine and the new 'do looks GREAT on you!

 

At 1/05/2006 3:05 PM, Blogger MilkMaid

OooooOOOooooo...it looks good on ya!! Really cute and very flattering!

You match Lucy now.

:)

 

At 1/05/2006 3:21 PM, Blogger Crabby

Thanks, Deb!

Yanno, Red. Pretty much everybody now says me and my trusty dog look like sisters. Same color hair and we both drool when we see edibles.

 

At 1/05/2006 3:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

I like the cute - but like your previous color better.

~r

 

At 1/05/2006 3:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

The CUT, the C-U-T!!!

Sorry!

~r

 

At 1/05/2006 4:36 PM, Blogger Me Crabby

I can always count on this blog for a little excitement.

zzzzzzzz....

 

At 1/05/2006 4:48 PM, Blogger Crabby

Anybody hear the sound of buzzing flies? OO wait, there goes one right up honey's.....ew. Ok. That was nasty.

 

At 1/05/2006 4:50 PM, Blogger Crabby

PS. It's obvious Hondy is jealous of my gi-normous chesticles.

(sigh)

What can I say. When ya got 'em. Ya got 'em.

 

At 1/05/2006 4:53 PM, Blogger Crabby

LOL! Anonymous I caught your spelling disease. ahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha. honey .... h-o-n-e-y not hondy.

ugh oh. Did I just post 3 times in a row on my own blog?

Pretend it isn't me. I don't wanna get called lame again. Pisses me off so bad the chesticles start twitchin.

 

At 1/05/2006 4:54 PM, Blogger MilkMaid

They twitch?

 

At 1/05/2006 5:00 PM, Blogger MilkMaid

You do realize, if we put bells on them when they twitch, we'd have a show and could kick CuntyHive to the curb and make enough dough to pay for our private island and drinks with umbrellas.

Come on....

 

At 1/05/2006 5:11 PM, Blogger Crabby

Yeah, sure ok. We could super-glue a couple of bells on the chesticles. But they only twitch when I'm really pissed off.

I guess. .... I could stop taking my hormones. You know me. Anything for a buck.

 

At 1/05/2006 5:27 PM, Blogger Me Crabby

Are you serious??!! Nobody's going to pay to see that!

Without me this site is nothing.

Nothing.

 

At 1/05/2006 6:20 PM, Blogger jungle jane

OMG you and Honeyhive look like twin sisters now! I think it's LOVELY that you are so similar!

 

At 1/05/2006 6:36 PM, Blogger MilkMaid

AHAHAHAHAHAH JJ....ahahahahaha...CRABBY, don't hit me.

..hhheeeeee ahaahahabABABHABhbhhh SNARF.

 

At 1/05/2006 10:56 PM, Blogger Crabby

OOOOOOOOOO! NO YOU TWO DID NOT JUST GO THERE! Milky! Jane! C'mere a minute. No really. It's ok. I won't hurt ya. Just a little closer. Look. I have candy.

 

At 1/05/2006 10:57 PM, Blogger Crabby

Lady, I do believe it's time to put Honey out of her misery. Tune in tomorrow. I know a place where I can put her that we won't be able to hear her at all. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

 

At 1/06/2006 1:18 AM, Blogger pkeclub

tell me if its true blondes have more fun. you look great!!

 

At 1/06/2006 9:33 AM, Blogger Crabby

Larry, I do believe it might be true. I had a hell of a time last night but that might have been the Bud. Half a beer and nose gets numb. LOL! Give me a whole one and I'm in happy land.

Thanks, Trouble. I'm enjoying my sock chesticles. They give me a great sense of balance. Only problem is, they keep falling out onto the floor. Maybe I could borrow some duct tape from the guys.

 

At 1/06/2006 2:16 PM, Blogger Tumbleweed

You're gettin the hang of that program! Go back to red, there are enough of us blondes out there. Several of them whorey and skanky. You know who you are!
I was gone yesterday, just getting caught up.