Tuesday, January 03, 2006

I might be getting the hang of this. I gotta practice some more.

For those men who are posting all the cheesy come on lines to Honey, all action starts here. Pay me $4.62 and I'll put you in the book. Just call 1-800-man-bich for reservations. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know it's not spelled right but you only get four numbers.

Don't wait too long. She's going fast.

any STDs obtained during Honey's services are not the responsibility of management.

NO REFUNDS!


 
posted by Crabby at 5:00 PM |


20 Comments:


At 1/03/2006 6:26 PM, Blogger jungle jane

sucked in you lot. i had 3 rounds with Honeyhive for free. all i had to pay for antibiotics afterwards...

 

At 1/03/2006 7:33 PM, Blogger Crabby

Damn! And Rats!

Oh well, I still have the snow melting guy. He'll cough up $4. No way he's had sex with anybody for awhile. Not with pick up lines like that.

OO OO. And the one that wanted her go on tour with him. I could pro'bly hook him up for a double.

I'm not giving up. Can't run a good solid business without persistance.

 

At 1/03/2006 7:49 PM, Blogger jungle jane

i have a better idea, crabcake: give her away and sell antibiotics instead. you'll make a fortune, i tell you. a fortune....

 

At 1/03/2006 10:33 PM, Blogger Tumbleweed

I am so laughing! I want my own whore too, I am great a marketing!!

 

At 1/03/2006 10:55 PM, Blogger Crabby

Maybe the 3 of us could start an operation using Jane's idea. Jane could handle the Austrailian division. Course we have to pay a lot of air fair to get Honey around. And we need an antibiotic connection.

what to do?

So many easy men. So little honey.

 

At 1/03/2006 10:58 PM, Blogger Crabby

Egads! I'll also have to go to spelling school.

 

At 1/04/2006 1:05 AM, Blogger jungle jane

Right. Tumbleweed heads up marketing. Crabcake do you want to handle recruitment? I am happy to look after processing credit cards and dispensing the drinks...

 

At 1/04/2006 1:08 AM, Blogger pkeclub

very funny shit. she has issues

 

At 1/04/2006 9:08 AM, Blogger Silver

I'll work the customs end of this deal. Afterall, we're going to have to prove she's had all her shots to make it thru customs.

 

At 1/04/2006 9:22 AM, Blogger Crabby

AHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA! Lady you can't possibly talk too much here. Welcome aboard, kiddo!

Jane, you will be tickled to know I am hard at work in my lab creating Honey clones. The 3 of us are gonna get rich, I tell ya!

Larry, she does have issues but we're gonna just turn that around to our benefit. Tell ya what after, Jane, Tumble, and I make our first ...oh, hundred thousand, we'll throw a big party. You'll have to be sure and come. Hell, we'll invite the whole web, maybe even crusher if he just stays away from the electrical stuff.

Good thinkin, Wayne. ugh oh. What if she hasn't had her shots? Oh well, no matter. We'll shoot her ourselves. NOT WITH A GUN, LADIES! We need her. She's our money maker.

 

At 1/04/2006 9:25 AM, Blogger MilkMaid

Yall are disgusting animals.

Selling that poor little girl with her legs stuck open.

 

At 1/04/2006 9:29 AM, Blogger Me Crabby

Just exactly what in the fuck is going on over here?

I can't leave you unsupervised for 3 minutes!

Jane, GET BACK IN THE CAR!

Tumbleweed, we'll talk later.

 

At 1/04/2006 10:01 AM, Blogger Crabby

Honey! How'd you get out of your cage? Back you go, missy. TUT TUT TUT! DON'T YOU DARE RUN! Come on. Get back in there. I can't chase you around all day and run a successful business too. And gimme some of that DNA. I'm gonna make you famous! Isn't that exciting?

Milky, I know you don't approve but hand me that padlock would ya? I'll cut you in for 3%.

Man, she bangs around a lot. (pun intended)

 

At 1/04/2006 10:06 AM, Blogger Crabby

PS. Jane, you can have a go with her once but remember you promised not to wear her out before the customers got here.

 

At 1/04/2006 2:27 PM, Blogger Tumbleweed

Can we make the clones in different colors? I think the sales will skyrocket! She will do anything right? There's a lot of money to be made with chics that will do all the freaky shit!

 

At 1/04/2006 2:48 PM, Blogger Tumbleweed

Crabby, I sure am glad you're doing all the footwork. I just want to sit my fat butt here behind the computer and not have to chase our entertainers around. Milkmaid, you better get in on it. Jungle, Crabby and I will be on our own island sippin drinks and we need you there!

 

At 1/04/2006 2:49 PM, Blogger Tumbleweed

oh, and Wayne....can't forget Wayne!

 

At 1/04/2006 4:36 PM, Blogger MilkMaid

You own island sipping drinks??

REally?

...yall wouldn't leave me, now would ya?

 

At 1/04/2006 5:58 PM, Blogger Crabby

Oh, hell no!

What job do want, Red?

OO OO. I know. I'm havin a hell of time keepin Honey in her crate. Get yer shotgun. You can be ass-whupper.