Crabby's Cowpie Field

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

First clone hasn't worked out so well. But it wasn't my fault, honest. Honey must have had one of Lou's hairs stuck between her teeth when I took her DNA.

Not to fret. I'll go make another one.

Anyway I'm sure there are lots of guys out there who'd like to get with Lou but just could never get past his body, you know? We could still make money off of this one.

posted by Crabby at 3:37 PM |

20 Comments:

At 1/04/2006 3:47 PM, Me Crabby

OMG! You made me look like you!!!

At 1/04/2006 3:51 PM, Crabby

Honey, if you don't settle down I'm gonna throw a blanket over your cage.

At 1/04/2006 3:56 PM, Tumbleweed

OMG, poor Lou offspring. I hope he doesn't get wind of this, he may sue for custody!

At 1/04/2006 4:09 PM, jungle jane

Dear god. the living evidence that donkeys fuck baboons...

At 1/04/2006 4:19 PM, Silver

holy shit is that fuckin ugly.

My dog even howled and started licking his balls. Guess he'd rather do it himself then have to fuck that!!!!!!

At 1/04/2006 4:20 PM, Silver

oh wait, I thought that was a close up of Honey........nevermind

At 1/04/2006 4:32 PM, MilkMaid

Ok, that was a shocker, who fucking needs gap-thighs in your face?

Warn a girl, will ya Crabby?

At 1/04/2006 5:16 PM, Me Crabby

everybody go vote for me over on Willy Jo's blog *wink*

At 1/04/2006 5:20 PM, Me Crabby

http://truckparkin.blogspot.com/

At 1/04/2006 5:20 PM, Me Crabby

They love me over there, not like you nasty bitches.

At 1/04/2006 5:24 PM, jungle jane

i love you honeyhive. you know i do...

At 1/04/2006 5:52 PM, Tumbleweed

We all love you! Gotta keep the help happy!!
Jane, you made me laugh out loud, that only happens randomly.

At 1/04/2006 6:01 PM, Crabby

Honey! How the hell are you spamin my laboratory/work place from inside that crate?

Alright. Who gave her the laptop?

Damn! Damn! Damn!

Milky, you're the designated ass-whupper. Get yer shotgun and get to whuppin.

I've got another clone in the hopper. I can't leave it till the blue light goes out and the timer dings.

At 1/04/2006 6:32 PM, MilkMaid

Blah...yall can have my love, cuz I sure as hell don't need any of that fly trap. Bleeeeck.

But I voted for you anyway...you nasty bitch - BACK.

At 1/04/2006 6:37 PM, jungle jane

yeah i will admit it - i also voted for her. she is my favorite whore after all...

At 1/04/2006 6:51 PM, Me Crabby

Milkmaid: It's okay, you can tell them about last night... Remember, baby? I didn't think my pants would ever dry! you minx, you ;)

At 1/04/2006 7:07 PM, MilkMaid

In your dreams, ya wench.

At 1/04/2006 10:51 PM, Me Crabby

Oh, that was no dream. I have the rug burns on my shoulders to prove it!

BTW- Are you finished with my bike chain? I need that.

At 1/05/2006 12:34 AM, pkeclub

very creative!! LMAO

At 1/05/2006 9:53 AM, MilkMaid

Rug burns from where you shave those hairy shoulders of yours.