Can I have a chocolate cupcake?

Please.

I won't call you bitch anymore ahahahaha!

I thought bitch was a term of affection. People call me that all the time. Even old people. I figure it's gotta be good thing, right?

Chocolate or vanilla icing? I'm guessing chocolate.

Bald spots. Yeah, I forgot about those. I knew a guy once that used that painted on hair stuff. Painted the whole back of his head black. But his hair was light brown. He looked like one of those Chistmas cookies with the chocolate kiss in the middle when he was walking away from you.

Wow. I'm hungry now. I'm gonna go raid the snack pantry.

Chocolate, you know me so well.

I have a bald spot...omg, does that mean .... mean..... I'm a man?

:::reaching between my legs::::

Phew.....

Whoopsie! Sorry about the bald spot. When you were sleeping Tumble and I started laughing and my gum flew out and landed on yer head. I tried to get it loose but it got deeper tangled so we had to shave it out.

Least ya don't have gum in yer hair anymore. ISN'T THAT GREAT?

1. i can carry a purse and not look like an arse

2. i am not assumed to be gay because i own a cat

3. shaving patterns into your pubes is acceptable

4. i never have to learn to change a tyre on the car - it is acceptable to call roadside assitance

5. i can wear women't clothing and no-one thinks i'm a cross dresser.

may i have cake now please? i would prefer hash cake, ta...

Here I go, I will try and keep it short.
Reasons I love being a woman:

1. I enjoy being the superior sex.

2. Getting out of tickets with crying or blow-jobs.

3. I don't have a penis.

4. I can mingle with any crowd and not get my ass kicked.

5. I can hug people in public and not get my ass kick.

6. I don't have a penis.

7. We can "get off" by sitting just a certain way.

Did I mention I don't have a penis. I want chocolate!

Jane, I can't afford hash this soon after the holidays. You'll have to settle for weed-cake. Cheap weed cake.

Tumble, sitting on washing machines during the spin cycle has always been good for me.

weed cake is my favorite. may i have a nice cup of tea with that too? soy and no sugar.

My electric toothbrush is not used on my teeth. that's all i'm saying.

Whooaaaa...you guys don't want a penis?

For one day, I'd like one. For two reasons, just to see what the HELL is so much fun about holding them all the dang time. And secondly, I KNOW I could pee my name in snow really pretty.

Jane, you can keep cupcake's tooth brush. I think she stole it from Honey anyway.

Crabby, you cut my hair??

You bitch.

And let's don't forget cell phone on .......vibrate mode. ahhhhhhhhhh. A wonderful invention, that.

OO OO. And pool jets.

PS. Tea coming right up.

ohhh and motorbikes if you wiggle right!

Even just the right pair of jeans! Have I gone too far?

I make special fudge Jane, would love to send you some!

okay i cant cumm on a washing machine, harley ,hotub, a cell phone or a pair of jeans but i can stand anywhere and take a piss. and hey whats wrong with scratching our balls??????

1. I'm not obligated to ask, "Did'ja come?"

2. My chromosomes are pretty, don't you think?

3. I have gynormous tatas.

Ok Larry, I know you've been sitting there trying not to and we ladies appreciate it but it's ok. Go ahead. Give 'em a good scratch.

Did ja come? Yeah. I totally forgot about that one. And if we were guys, we'd never know for sure when she said yes, if she was lying or not.

All of sudden, I just feel so sad. Men have it really bad. We should be nicer to them.

Naw. Sorry guys. I was just messin with ya. Ahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha! We're not gonna get any nicer.

I could have sex with the same sex and men wouldn't think it's gay!!!

There's Wayne for ya. Always workin the angles. ahhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!