Crabby's Cowpie Field

Thursday, January 12, 2006

The following ad has appeared on many blogs over the last couple of days.

Que buen blog ... un gran saludo desde Chile y visita mi blog www.warketing.blogspot.com

Sergio Gajardo

Because I am a giving, caring person, as a public service to those of you who do not speak Mexish. I shall translate. I myself am fluent in Mexish having eaten many nachos and downed much tequelia in my younger days.

It says:

Gentlemen, do ju have teesny penis? When ju are loving woman do she ast, "Es he in jet?" We can fix. Make teensy penis big like horse. Jus wan tablet in morning every day and penis he grow big and strong. Ju will smile at heem every morning when ju make first jizz because he so big and beautiful, like horse.

De big penis pills is not legal in most coutry so we make clever desquise and make look like Flintstone vitamen. Flintstone vitamen very legal. Big penis pill taste vedy good. Like ze fruits.

If ju wan pill. Is just 49.95. Pill is miracle. How much ju pay for miracle. Lots of dollars, I bet. To order big penis pill call Crabcake today. Do not wait. Ju friends will all be look like big horse penis and ju vill steel be teensy pencil poker if ju wait too long. 1-800-big-bone. Ast for Crabcake. She send pill clever desquise like Flintsone vitimen.

posted by Crabby at 10:20 AM |

17 Comments:

At 1/12/2006 11:40 AM, MilkMaid

AHAHAHAHAHA...oh you MUST link this to his blog!

YOu are such a goofball...

At 1/12/2006 12:32 PM, Crabby

psssst. If I link to his blog, they might give him the cash. You know I like money. It smells nice. And I like to hold it.

At 1/12/2006 12:37 PM, MilkMaid

You think he can understand your spanglish??

At 1/12/2006 1:01 PM, Crabby

I am an outstanding communicator as you know. Even aliens are drawn to me. I rock out on Uranus. They speak "puckeranus" there. Far as I know there is no other living human who can communicate in puckeranus. The secret there is in the lip movements. You must keep your lips pursed at all times if you're going to pull off a good puckeranus accent.

Mexish is a much simpler language.

oh yeah, most definitely he would understand. I'm very good.

At 1/12/2006 1:20 PM, Anonymous

Thank you for the translation...I'm afraid it came too late for me though. I took them and I didn't get a bigger penis. I planted the remainders in the garden hoping to grow a nice big one there but that didn't work either. I got beans.

At 1/12/2006 4:00 PM, Crabby

iheartsausage, are you drinking lots of water with those flintsto....er penis enlargement pills. If you read the extremely, almost invisible print, it says drink lots of water and that it takes up to 6 weeks to notice a difference. At five weeks you're supposed to phone in for your new order. You don't want to run out before you see improvement.

Don't give up now. I only need $300 more to get my new video cam....er.... I mean, it's way too soon to tell.

Lady, always happy to serve. I'm thinking of becoming a missionary. How much does it pay do ya think?

At 1/12/2006 4:05 PM, jungle jane

The pills appear to have worked for me. i am only able to transport my penis over my shoulder like a large tote bag or the way one picks up a cat. with less claws. oh, and fur.

i think Sergio should be promoted and given a pay rise to match my new penis size. I didn't even have a stupid penis before and now look at me....

Crabby has a photo of my new penis. i sent it to her via her email...

At 1/12/2006 5:15 PM, Crabby

Jane, I do?

I mean, oh yes. I do indeed. It's huge. I'll have to find it and show you. I put it somewhere. Let me think. Let me think.

Crusher, if you don't get that knife outa my face, I'm gonna have to take it away from you. Besides, you need to go wash that thing. It's got blood and gunk all over it. Nasty.

You know what they say, tidy tools make better crafts. (I made that up.)

At 1/12/2006 5:32 PM, jungle jane

crabby check your email:-)

At 1/12/2006 6:20 PM, Crabby

I got nuttin' honey.

Did you send it to the freefallingfriday@yahoo.com

Maybe it just is taking awhile to pop through.

At 1/12/2006 6:43 PM, MilkMaid

Tidy tools, make better crafts sounds like some kinda Martha shit to me! Crabby??? Martha???

Yahoo has been WAY WAY slow for the last week for me.

At 1/12/2006 7:47 PM, Anonymous

I sent you the $300, still no penis enlargement...or penis for that matter.

I'm begining to become skeptical.

At 1/12/2006 8:08 PM, Crabby

I'll get you a penis. No worries, mate!

HEY CRUSHER, CAN YOU COME OVER HERE A MINUTE. I NEED TO BORROW SOMETHING FOR A FRIEND.

At 1/12/2006 8:10 PM, Crabby

OOOOOOOOOOO. No you did not just compare me to Martha. I don't have a domestic bone in my whole body, missy.

Although I do make a mean potpie.

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