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I'm famous you know. Like celebs and stuff. Got my very own death to crabby mails and some death to crabby blog posts. Oh you know. I try not to let it go to my head but then I keep thinking......
If the president has secret service fellas, well, shouldn't I? I mean somebody hacked a site to get to me BUDDY! That's big! That's huge! I ...... am somebody! Yes, I am.
I must get off my well-fed butt-cheeks and create! For.....as long as there is life in me....I shall ....what's that word? I forgot. I shall...something something....hmm.
It's not coming to me yet. Damn my aging brain! Who knows what else has gone missing that I might have forgotten I forgot?
I'm off. There is much work to be done.
Denny. I do. I do. I have a lab and coat and little bottles and everything. Remember? That's where I accidentally (on purpose but nobody can prove it) killed off HoneyWoman the Ho.
ROXIE! SO! That was you, was it? oh, payback it gonna be a bitcharooni.
Cap'n? Have you been out to sea? I was lookin all over for you Friday. Ya, don't have much longer to wait. It's almost ready. Just a little tweak here...little pinch there.
Barman, were you on duty when my eyebrows got shaved off? (sigh) Ok ok. They'll grow back. No biggie. I draw in some tempory brows with this laundry marker here.
YOU watch the door. Nobody named Roxie with a shaver gets in. I don't care how charming she is to you.
Michael, they sing and dance too. All the time. It's a wonder I get anything done.
Chance, I do love a nice garden! Can I borrow your hat? I'm incognito these days. Death threats you know. A person can't be too careful.
Check your shoes before you leave.
Oh, if I get a dark suit and some dark glasses can I come and join you Secret Service team. Now I am not all that mean but hey, I can look mean! Hey, what do you mean I already look mean... *pout*
Of course I don't know if I can do anything about Roxi. I think that would be wrong for me to get involved!
Looking forward to the news.