I'm guessing it was because you watched all day porn. You did say they were stuck together, right?

I'm with ya on this odd story. It just doesn't add up one single bit.

Her slack jaw reminds me of Jason Morgan. :D

The cigarette thing got me too, lol! Great post! Found you thru Denny :)

Poor dog.

Please, there is not a bit of truth to her story. How could you be that high to not know you were attacked like that. Wouldn't you bed/pillow be a mess, wouldn't you see that. Wouldn't it hurth like a mo fo. I guess I should keep more up with currecnt goings on. I heard a little about this but really did not know much.

Does this mean that dog food will now be made in Face Flavour?

I saw her press conference the other day and the docs explained about why she didn't feel pain - I think because the nerves were damaged? She did feel pain after the transplant once the nerves started regenerating.

Hopefully things are going to look better as she heals and they are going to be doing some more surgery. They also told something about her lip drooping but I don't remember what they said.

Did you see the woman the transplant came from?

I think it is amazing that even a partial face could be transplanted. Think of people with terrible birth defects, burn victims, etc.

The doctors did say too that they are dismayed the woman would return to smoking (which could be harmful to the healing process of the transplant). Geeze Louise - don't you think if someone GAVE you a new face you could at least quit smoking to help ensure that things worked???!!!

tina

Oh another thing - apparently it was first reported that she tried to commit suicide - although later she recanted. THAT would make since if she were that heavily doped I guess. Doesn't explain why the dog would attack her though.

tina

Milky, now why did you have to bring up the lamp stick man? LOL!

Carolyn, hi, thanks, and welcome! I'm happy to have you here.

Roxie, you realize that Denny's head will now be too big to get through doorways, right? He loves it when a young chick tells him he's hot.

I'm not talking to Calzone. That devious, no good, dragon told me if I ate an entire bottle of Flintstones vitamens and washed it down with a bottle of prune juice I'd have more energy. I did it and.....well....I had to buy all new underwear. Never trust a dragon.

Polyman...my thoughts exactly. I hope the poor pup didn't catch anything.

Lady, Bob and I keep pushing each other's faces over toward Lucy, the killer golden. ahhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha. So far all she does is get dog lick all over us but I'm sure she'll attack soon. You probably should keep a close eye on that bra. Cause what if she only eats the stuffing out of one side? Eeeek!

barman, not only that but blood when it dries is like glue almost. It's very sticky. Her hair surely have been pulled just raising up from the sofa. None of this adds up.

Jane, or what about dog treats shaped like lips and noses? mmmmmm.

Tina, I have a feeling this lady has a much bigger problem than just smoking. Too many things in her story don't add up. Keep watching the news. I'd bet the farm something more will come to light on this whole incident.

I think face transplants is a wonderful thing for people who are tragically maimed or born with defects. It's very good news.

I'm an organ donor. And another question you'd have to consider is....are you willing to donate your face also? I so fear if I did that and they had an open-casket funeral my friends would say, "Wow, that's the best I've ever seen her look."

Milky, now why did you have to bring up the lamp stick man? LOL!

Carolyn, hi, thanks, and welcome! I'm happy to have you here.

Roxie, you realize that Denny's head will now be too big to get through doorways, right? He loves it when a young chick tells him he's hot.

I'm not talking to Calzone. That devious, no good, dragon told me if I ate an entire bottle of Flintstones vitamens and washed it down with a bottle of prune juice I'd have more energy. I did it and.....well....I had to buy all new underwear. Never trust a dragon.

Polyman...my thoughts exactly. I hope the poor pup didn't catch anything.

Lady, Bob and I keep pushing each other's faces over toward Lucy, the killer golden. ahhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha. So far all she does is get dog lick all over us but I'm sure she'll attack soon. You probably should keep a close eye on that bra. Cause what if she only eats the stuffing out of one side? Eeeek!

barman, not only that but blood when it dries is like glue almost. It's very sticky. Her hair surely have been pulled just raising up from the sofa. None of this adds up.

Jane, or what about dog treats shaped like lips and noses? mmmmmm.

Tina, I have a feeling this lady has a much bigger problem than just smoking. Too many things in her story don't add up. Keep watching the news. I'd bet the farm something more will come to light on this whole incident.

I think face transplants is a wonderful thing for people who are tragically maimed or born with defects. It's very good news.

I'm an organ donor. And another question you'd have to consider is....are you willing to donate your face also? I so fear if I did that and they had an open-casket funeral my friends would say, "Wow, that's the best I've ever seen her look."

I have a friend who works ER. She had a patient come in that their miniture Dachshund ate off one of his toes, (he was diabetic and could not feel his feet) the wife was worried if the dog was going to be sick.
A week later the man came in and the dog had eaten off another toe. True. Now as far as getting rid of bodies maybe a pen of pigs would be more efficient than miniature Dachshunds.
But CSI may not pick up on this, slowly one digit at a time this woman was getting rid of her husband.
Your voted into heaven you have my blessing.

Speaking of pigs,......

A couple of days ago the trial started for a couple of pig farmers in the Vancouver area. They would pick up hookers and take them back to the farm , kill them, and feed them to their pigs.

There is also some suggestion about cannabilism where the freaks fed thier soon to be killed guests some stew made from the previous guests.

I just don't understand why a dog would simply decide to go up and eat the face of it's sleeping owner. I mean if this was a rational thought people everywhere wouldn't lay down unless they first muzzled their dogs.

You are hilarious! She DOES look like Hilary "Freak" Clinton! She'll go far with that face, heh.

Link away chickie, you are awesome!

Josh, that was one wiley woman! How clever to use a dachsund. Nobody would ever suspect it.

Helen, No kidding? I hadn't heard about this one. That's something so out there even I'd never think of making it up. You know this will be a movie one day. "Silence of the Pigs". I haven't liked pigs since I lived on the chicken farm. Can't remember if I told you about that but I had the job of sloppin the hogs one night. Darned if those pigs didn't chase me clean over the fence. meaner than crap. I was a vegetarian then. But I started eating pork. And I ate it with great pleasure.

Sign Gurl, I think you're awesome too baby! And you are linked.

Denny, careful with those numbers, you're treading into dangerous territory my man. I only have five years to go before I reach your cut off. Then who's gonna tell ya how purdy you are?

The damn twat probably past out in her blender and then blamed the dog. Why does it always have to be the dog? I love dogs!

Silence of the Pigs ahahahahaa, you goober.

Here is my other theory...She doped the dog up too and then he got the munchies really bad and she hadn't fed him for a week and he was trapped in the house and her face was the only meat around....do you blame him?

The best you have ever looked....with no face...that shit was funny! I am totally going to be a donor. At least someone can keep walking around with my beautiful face once I am done with it! :)

Tumble, good point! Why do the dogs always get blamed for everything? That's a very good question. Why I have never.....well, ok....sometimes I blame rotten egg smelling farts on the dog but...that's all. And that is only after I've eaten cauliflower.

Milky, I knew you'd like that one. Question now is...who would we cast as the dog and who would be the "woman without a face".

Tumble....wouldn't it be a hoot if you kick off before me....then say....my dog ate my face whilst I innocently slept and....I ENDED UP WITH YOUR FACE????? WHOA, DUDE! That's some heavy stuff there.

Ok..this is gross, but I think she was totally fucked up, puked and the dog had lunch and didn't know where to stop.

She had to be REALLY fucked up to have slept thru that, and really hung over to have tried to stick a cigarette into the mangled mass that was once her face.

I'm not being mean, that's what I really think must have happened. Sad.

Egads! That's just what Bob said. LOL!

I think Ferret Legging should become an Oympic sport. I talked to Roscoe today and he thought power lifting on ice skates was the next big thing. We as 'Mericans need to assert ourselves on the world and let the world know what sports we want to be included in the next Olympics. JW