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Don't look too close if you are easily offened. This is smilin' George after humpin his bunny. He's obsessed with sex. Humps every toy he owns. And he doesn't care who's watching. All Smilin' George knows is ....it feels damned good.
sigh.
I've missed and entire Thursday. It was total physical check up day. I've been poked, prodded, pricked, measured, weighed, and run my arse off.
When Doc got in postition to do the Pap I told him, "I probably should let you know now. I had Mexican food last night."
"Great, " he says.
"Sorry."
"Sure you are," he tosses back sarcastically. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!
He deserves it. He keeps making fun of my automatic transmission. Says what's the point of having a sports car if you're not gonna shift.
PAH! If ya shift, ya gotta think. Who wants the think when they're driving, I say.
Barman, it's not easy to spot at first but when you do ......... ahhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha! When Lucy was a puppy George made the mistake of humping his bunny till he became incapacitaed like that. Lucy saw his goods and thought it was a pull toy. I've never seen anything as funny as George running spraddle-legged with little Lucy chasing after his happy stick.
Tumble! I KNOW! He's like 12 pounds and that thing is almost as long as his leg! First time I saw it my jaw dropped.
what is the point of having a sports car if you are not going to shift?
I love shifting and steering.
I remember my camero, ahhhhh ah ah
little youngs punks would pull up next to me. I know they were thinking the car was being wasted by having me behind the wheel, oh but then the lght would turn green and i was gone!!!!! Speed shifting....leaving only dust behind.
I love to drive!!!!!!
leave smilin george alone....everyone needs to get their "feak on" once in a while.
Suze, LOL! If I got him fur balls, I fear he'd land himself in a permanent state of euphoria. I'm just glad they don't have playboy for dogs. He got it on in front of my 84 year old MIL once. She's blind but somehow she managed to see just enough to say, "WHAT is that dog doing?" ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!
Manny, you've seen me drive. Do you really want me to have more to think about than the steering part?
PS. If George doesn't interupt mine, I won't mess with his. LOL!
Milky, I knew you'd like it. LOL!
Sal, Dang! I gotta get over to your place. Don't erase anything. I've been gone most of the day and I've missed everything, including Suze who ALWAYS has cool stuff on HNT day.
Gareth, I'm gonna go look. Poor George. He'd be mortified if he knew I was putting his "little George" on display.
Barman, the Bunny could use some help from PETA. It's so "Georged" I don't even wanna pick it up to wash it. Bob looks at it and says, "Ew. You better wash that." Then I say, "No. You." And back and forth it goes till we get tired and forget about it. LOL!
Buddah, I got lots more than the ole pap. I got the whole nine yards. Ick, yuk, and gak. They've been trying to get their mitts on me for 3 years. LOL!
At 7/27/2006 7:41 PM, 
Zen Wizard
An automatic is almost always faster than a stick; because no human can act as fast as a computer.
So an automatic is almost always faster.
On the other hand, on a stick if you shift "late"--at high rpm's--you take pressure off the drivetrain. Also, with old cars, you can push-start a stick--
But whatever, if there weren't different preferences, they wouldn't make both. It's sort of like debating about whether it's better to fantasize about Betty or Veronica when you are jerking off: One of those things you can argue for hours, and nobody changes their mind.
At 7/28/2006 11:21 AM, Spoony Quine
` Dear lord.... you know, that doesn't look like a bunny, it looks like a toy dachshund. (Or two... as gareth has mentioned.)
` But what do I know?
` (BTW, what is HNT?)
` Yanno, my one friend's dog used to hump a Barney doll. It smiled the whole time. Eventually they chopped the dogs nuts off, but that didn't stop him....
` You know, they actually sell Subaru WRX with turbo and everything... in automatic. I was in one of those... you can't actually use the turbo, and also, you have to floor it in order to creep across an intersection. I'm serious! It doesn't accelerate above idle speed until you're halfway down the block!!
` Why would anyone buy one of those!? Unless they have slow reaction timing....
` The manual WRX, on the other hand, accelerates so fast my head hits the seat back. And in traffic, you really do need a car like that or you'll never be able to change lanes!!
` Also, I hate pap smears - even before I decided to bite the bullet and let a man have his way with me, I've had so many agonizing, life-threatening genital problems that I've had to be tested for years!!
` Luckily, it doesn't hurt when my new doc does it... my old doc made me scream, and I've heard other women scream too, really weirdly, too... 'weird' like, at first I thought he was having sex with them!
` Haaa!
` But then I found out how wrong I was... I literally could not sit straight for four years! I'm okay now.
Check your shoes before you leave.
For the life of me I could not see anything and then... no wonder George is smiling.
Congrats on the checkup and way to funny about the Mexican. Leave it to you.