Thursday, July 27, 2006
Don't look too close if you are easily offened. This is smilin' George after humpin his bunny.

He's obsessed with sex. Humps every toy he owns. And he doesn't care who's watching. All Smilin' George knows is ....it feels damned good.

sigh.

I've missed and entire Thursday. It was total physical check up day. I've been poked, prodded, pricked, measured, weighed, and run my arse off.

When Doc got in postition to do the Pap I told him, "I probably should let you know now. I had Mexican food last night."

"Great, " he says.

"Sorry."

"Sure you are," he tosses back sarcastically. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!

He deserves it. He keeps making fun of my automatic transmission. Says what's the point of having a sports car if you're not gonna shift.

PAH! If ya shift, ya gotta think. Who wants the think when they're driving, I say.
 
posted by Crabby at 2:01 PM |


25 Comments:


At 7/27/2006 2:34 PM, Blogger barman

For the life of me I could not see anything and then... no wonder George is smiling.

Congrats on the checkup and way to funny about the Mexican. Leave it to you.

 

At 7/27/2006 2:46 PM, Blogger Tumbleweed

If you drive a stick, you can't eat and put on make-up at the same time!! Tell him that....HA!

I wish the last guy I fucked had a dick that long. hardy har!

 

At 7/27/2006 3:00 PM, Blogger Crabby

Barman, it's not easy to spot at first but when you do ......... ahhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha! When Lucy was a puppy George made the mistake of humping his bunny till he became incapacitaed like that. Lucy saw his goods and thought it was a pull toy. I've never seen anything as funny as George running spraddle-legged with little Lucy chasing after his happy stick.

Tumble! I KNOW! He's like 12 pounds and that thing is almost as long as his leg! First time I saw it my jaw dropped.

 

At 7/27/2006 3:25 PM, Blogger Suze

If George carries on with that kind of behaviour he's gonna get fur balls. :D

 

At 7/27/2006 5:08 PM, Blogger Manny

what is the point of having a sports car if you are not going to shift?

I love shifting and steering.

I remember my camero, ahhhhh ah ah
little youngs punks would pull up next to me. I know they were thinking the car was being wasted by having me behind the wheel, oh but then the lght would turn green and i was gone!!!!! Speed shifting....leaving only dust behind.

I love to drive!!!!!!

leave smilin george alone....everyone needs to get their "feak on" once in a while.

 

At 7/27/2006 5:34 PM, Blogger MilkMaid

Ahhhhhh PUPPY PORN!

 

At 7/27/2006 6:03 PM, Blogger Unknown

LOL I actually thought that there were two teddies in the pic and the back one was bending down and sniffing the front one's ass. Look at it and you'll see what I mean. HAHAHAHA ;)

 

At 7/27/2006 6:08 PM, Blogger Manny

Quick !!!! Somebody call PETA

 

At 7/27/2006 6:26 PM, Blogger barman

Manny, PETA for the bunny? George does not seem to be being abused. :)

 

At 7/27/2006 6:31 PM, Blogger Manny

*sigh* I guess I'm jusr jealous.

 

At 7/27/2006 6:50 PM, Blogger Mouthy Girl

Ahhh the pap...or as I call it, the Shoehorn Incident.

I'm due for mine and am not looking forward to it. Mexican or not. *sigh*

So nice to see the dog getting some action. *deadpan*

 

At 7/27/2006 7:23 PM, Blogger Crabby

Suze, LOL! If I got him fur balls, I fear he'd land himself in a permanent state of euphoria. I'm just glad they don't have playboy for dogs. He got it on in front of my 84 year old MIL once. She's blind but somehow she managed to see just enough to say, "WHAT is that dog doing?" ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!

Manny, you've seen me drive. Do you really want me to have more to think about than the steering part?

PS. If George doesn't interupt mine, I won't mess with his. LOL!

Milky, I knew you'd like it. LOL!

Sal, Dang! I gotta get over to your place. Don't erase anything. I've been gone most of the day and I've missed everything, including Suze who ALWAYS has cool stuff on HNT day.

Gareth, I'm gonna go look. Poor George. He'd be mortified if he knew I was putting his "little George" on display.

Barman, the Bunny could use some help from PETA. It's so "Georged" I don't even wanna pick it up to wash it. Bob looks at it and says, "Ew. You better wash that." Then I say, "No. You." And back and forth it goes till we get tired and forget about it. LOL!

Buddah, I got lots more than the ole pap. I got the whole nine yards. Ick, yuk, and gak. They've been trying to get their mitts on me for 3 years. LOL!

 

At 7/27/2006 7:31 PM, Blogger Crabby

Gareth, at first I looked and looked and thought ..... Gareth is sooo yankin my chain again. And then ........... WHOMP! There they were, two ears hanging upside down. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!

 

At 7/27/2006 7:41 PM, Blogger Zen Wizard

An automatic is almost always faster than a stick; because no human can act as fast as a computer.

So an automatic is almost always faster.

On the other hand, on a stick if you shift "late"--at high rpm's--you take pressure off the drivetrain. Also, with old cars, you can push-start a stick--

But whatever, if there weren't different preferences, they wouldn't make both. It's sort of like debating about whether it's better to fantasize about Betty or Veronica when you are jerking off: One of those things you can argue for hours, and nobody changes their mind.

 

At 7/27/2006 8:28 PM, Blogger barman

Crabbs, you still have a hand pool skimmer, don't you. Use that to retrieve the bunny and deposit it into the washer, on gentle cycle of course.

 

At 7/28/2006 5:40 AM, Blogger Crabby

Zen, exactly! What difference does it make? I like my automatic. I put her in drive, turn on my tunes and we cruise. No worries. Betty or Veronica??? ahhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha! I'm gonna have check out that link now.

Barman! That's a very clever idea. Now I just have to find the bunny. George hides it.

 

At 7/28/2006 7:20 AM, Blogger MilkMaid

Yanno, that's wrong, I agree with twat doc. You might as well have a hot wheels and puch it around Ohio.

And..are you gonna make us look at George's joy stick all day today?

 

At 7/28/2006 7:21 AM, Blogger MilkMaid

PUSH.

Shut up.

 

At 7/28/2006 7:34 AM, Blogger Crabby

Why milky! You've gone and inspired thee hell outa me.
bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha!

 

At 7/28/2006 7:48 AM, Blogger barman

This can only mean evil things are to follow. Oh no Mr. Bill!!!

 

At 7/28/2006 8:07 AM, Blogger Manny

Come out and play!

 

At 7/28/2006 8:21 AM, Blogger MilkMaid

My head SO better not be pasted anywhere next to George's winker.

I mean it.

I know where you live and I can drive your Hot Wheel.

 

At 7/28/2006 11:08 AM, Blogger jamwall

the neighborhood dogs caught a glimpse of that picture. they've been masturbating since 9am

 

At 7/28/2006 11:21 AM, Blogger Spoony Quine

` Dear lord.... you know, that doesn't look like a bunny, it looks like a toy dachshund. (Or two... as gareth has mentioned.)
` But what do I know?

` (BTW, what is HNT?)

` Yanno, my one friend's dog used to hump a Barney doll. It smiled the whole time. Eventually they chopped the dogs nuts off, but that didn't stop him....

` You know, they actually sell Subaru WRX with turbo and everything... in automatic. I was in one of those... you can't actually use the turbo, and also, you have to floor it in order to creep across an intersection. I'm serious! It doesn't accelerate above idle speed until you're halfway down the block!!
` Why would anyone buy one of those!? Unless they have slow reaction timing....
` The manual WRX, on the other hand, accelerates so fast my head hits the seat back. And in traffic, you really do need a car like that or you'll never be able to change lanes!!

` Also, I hate pap smears - even before I decided to bite the bullet and let a man have his way with me, I've had so many agonizing, life-threatening genital problems that I've had to be tested for years!!
` Luckily, it doesn't hurt when my new doc does it... my old doc made me scream, and I've heard other women scream too, really weirdly, too... 'weird' like, at first I thought he was having sex with them!
` Haaa!
` But then I found out how wrong I was... I literally could not sit straight for four years! I'm okay now.

 

At 7/31/2006 6:59 PM, Blogger Spoony Quine

` I just came back in here... laughing because it looks like this confirms my suspicions that no one would say anything to that. ;)