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There are two things in this world that wig me out big time. One is clowns. Clowns give me the heebies. Look at 'em over there. No doubt they have chain saws and body parts locked away in their brightly colored clown closets. I HATE clowns! HATE EM! The other one, wigs me out so badly that I couldn't even handle googling his pic. NO WAY! He's the spawn of Satan! When they started putting his picture on cereal boxes, I stopped eating that cereal. That's how bad he scares me.
I can't even hardly handle saying his name. It's ....... the six flags guy. The old man in shiny black shoes who dances around like a freak. I bet he smothers people in their sleep and steals their life energy. I had a nightmare about him last night and could NOT go back to sleep cause I kept looking in all the dark corners for him. Then I got the flashlight and looked under the bed.
Bob woke up and asked, "What the hell are you doing now?"
"Looking for the six flags man."
"Oh." That's all he said! Then he just went back to sleep like nothing was wrong!
I wish somebody would put the six flags man and all the clowns on an island and blow it up.
What wigs you out?
Tina, agree. Not good to look at.
Suze, he looks like he's 90, bald, wears a black tux, and shiny black shoes. (shiver)
Inside, if your 6 year old and I were in the same house, he'd be chasing me all over, room to room doing that dance. LOL!
I read "It" too. Boy did that one mess me up! I was afraid of the bathroom drain for 2 days.
My sister is a clown.
Really she is.
Not full time but she works in the Fire department (front desk) and they needed someone to help with the fire safety demonstrations for children.
She travels around with Sparky the fire dog and they put on a little fire safety show for kids in schools or at fall festivals....stuff like that.
And ya'll thought I was the odd one in my family eh ?
Helen, get OUTA TOWN! ahhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha! No way! The two of you could do serious mental damage to my psychie. (I do hope no one who can spell ever comes here)
Barman, are you serious? Oh please say no. I can't handle a clown. No clowns.
PS. Have you been watching our Bucks?
The Ohio State/Michigan game is gonna ROCK this year!
phsymom, I KNOW! We had this stuffed animal. I don't remember what it was now but it had those eyes that were white with little pupils that spun around when you shook it. I always seemed to be watching me. I finally threw in the bottom of the laundry basket. Next day it was back but one of the eyes had come off in the wash. Oh buddy"! That made it sooo much worse! LOL!
At 9/15/2006 2:25 PM, 
Stacy The Peanut Queen
I've been reading a few of your older posts....you're hilarious! ;) LOVED the "Thought it was a mouse" one!!! ;)
And I HATE that lil' Six Flags guy too...he is SO creepy. WHY do they think a weird looking creep like that would make me want to visit their theme park??? I'd rather be strapped naked to the front of their biggest roller coast than let that creepy bald guy get anywhere near me!
At 9/15/2006 4:16 PM, Spoony Quine
` Haaaa! I remember the Six Flags man! Ha ha ha haaaa!!!! Also, I remember the creepy old Nissan guy with the dog.
` I'd rather be around them than clowns, though. Or the wooden Burger King creepy thingy. Whatever the hell that was about... I saw a couple of those commercials and I freaked out!
` ...One of many reasons I haven't watched TV since.
` Also when I was a kid I had this giant Mickey Mouse doll that you put a tape in and its mouth moved, kinda like Teddy Ruxpin.
` I freaking hated it! I tried to turn it off, but I just wound up turning the volume down. Then, when I put it close to my ear I could hear the servos in the mouth moving and I screamed!
` At home I never touched it and just left it in this little rocking chair in my room. At night, its eyes always seemed to be watching me!
` P.S. What happened to your neck in your new profile pic? The necklace just makes it look ickier!
Milky, are you taking somebody else's medication again? Put it back. Or send it to me.
Seequin, my sister ripped the head off my doll once and my Mom wanted me to keep it cause she said she would get it fixed. She never did. So I had this headless bride doll sitting next to my bed every night. And people wonder how I got so weird.
LOL! that pic was taken in Puerto Rico. There was a swim up bar and my friend and I stole a blue floaty thing from this kid. The drinks were two for one and HUGE! I ended up toasted and burnt to a crisp. That's what happened to my neck. I was miserable the next day. hangover plus major sunburn. Pay back for blue floaty theft, I'm thinking.
At 9/15/2006 6:44 PM, Mouthy Girl
Hate clowns. Loathe them. Would kill all of 'em if it was considered socially acceptable.
Who the fuck is the six flags man? Someone shoot me a link or a pic. I'm dying here.
I hate that fucking leprechan on the cereal box.
My mother once dressed up as a clown when she was still working in pediatric oncology. I will need therapy to deal with that.
A guy in college hid in my closet with a clown mask on. He came out when I crawled into bed. I hit him so hard, I put him through the wall. He had to patch the drywall. Dumb fuck.
At 9/15/2006 9:37 PM, GAB
Whoo-hoo my link worked! Ok the only thing that freaks me out is fire. Espically when they use them on batons and they "eat it" YIKES! and just plain thought that my home might burn to the ground. Ive had this since I was 3 when my crib caught fire. Nope I wasnt hurt but fire now scares me to death.
Milky, surrrrre you were. LOL!
Seequin, I dunno. I'm thinkin fire breathing tarantula might have been better. LOL!
Buddah, If a clown ever jumped outa my closet, I'd pee my pants. Then I'd kill him. They freak me OUT!
Barman, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Not the six flags man. Anything but that! I'm gonna be soooo careful not to touch that link.
Gab, that's terrible! No wonder you're afraid of fire.
Buddah, exactly! I told you. He's a freak! Totally willies me out.
To funny. I saw something on TV that reminded me of Smiling George. It was a person that had a boom mike on a stick. The book mike was covered in something that almost looked like a mop, maybe it was a mop ... what ever. Anway they had this on the ground and there was a bunny rabbit humping away on it. It must have been shot at your house.
At 9/17/2006 5:56 AM, henri Banks
but but . . . clowns and horror pics are a good combination.
thats a lesson i got from Alice Cooper and Marlyn Manson i think i hope you still like me after this video clip i made
I get skeeved out by socks/sandals pairing. With shorts. Usually worn by old foreign men who have man stink.
We went to Barnegat Light house over the summer and one of the park rangers looked like the six flags guy. My older son asked him, innocently... he wasn't being a shit... how he got so far from Great Adventure. Thank god the guy had no idea what he was talking about.
And yes, he was that creepy looking
Barman, a bunny that humps back? George would be beside himself with giddy joy.
And YES, the Ohio/Michigan game is gonna rock right out!
Henry! ICK! LOL! He has lips like Lucy. (my dog) Agreed on Clowns and horror. shiver.
Monsoon, why thank you and welcome over. I'll come visit you soon too. Stick around for sure.
Manny, would you believe I don't remember them? But I do have a little something of Jake's I'm gonna bring over for ya. BWAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA!
DZER, NOW STOP THAT!
Denny, with who? Ugh, don't tell me, let me guess ..... The Burger King guy, right?
Rainy Pete, you and DZER are both naughty, naughty guys. Go to the corner ...... and grout my tile. (I'll be at the cheap Mexian place eating, and eating, and eating)
I like Reality TV. Some of it. Not all of it. I wanna be on Survivor.
Deb, YEAH! dark socks with sandals is right up there with old man boobs.
Check your shoes before you leave.
I'm glad I don't eat cereals. What does this guy look like?
The policeman in Balamory (kids tv) freaks me out he looks like a child molester. :(