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A few snippets from popular love songs. Not to fret here. If your current love interest sounds remotely like any of these lyrics, Crabby's gonna tell ya exactly what to do.
I need you here
I need you here to wipe away my tears
To kiss away my fears (Too needy. Kick 'em to the curb!)
Can't live, if living is without you. (Dude! Teach 'em tie a slip knot.)
I hate myself for losing you
What do you do when you look in the mirror
And staring at you is why he's not here?
(Low self-esteem. High maintenance. RUN.)
You're just to good to be true
can't take my eyes off of you
You'd be like heaven to touch
I want to hold you so much.
(STALKER ALERT! STALKER ALERT! EVACUATE!)
Added side note: I am going out tonight. I DO plan to drink. It's been a good long while. I've darn well earned it. And I don't plan to come back free standing. So if you don't see me first thing in the morning, I'll be in recovery. Or possibly on the floor in front of the toilet.
Here are some others that might work too...
Shadows grow so long before my eyes
And they're moving across the page
Suddenly the day turns into night
Far away from the city but don't hesitate
'Cause your love won't wait hey
Ooh baby I love your way every day
Wanna tell you I love your way every day
Wanna be with you night and day
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You’re just too good to be true
Can’t take my eyes off you
You’d be like heaven to touch
I wanna hold you so much
At long last love has arrived
And I thank God I’m alive
You’re just too good to be true
Can’t take my eyes off you
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Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you say
I'll be watching you
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Hold me, hold me,
Never let me go until you’ve told me, told me,
What I want to know and then just hold me, hold me
Make me tell you I’m in love with you.
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Guess mine is not the first heart broken,
My eyes are not the first to cry
I'm not the first to know,
There's just no gettin' over you
I'm just a fool who's willing
To sit around and wait for you
But baby can't you see,
There's nothin' else for me to do
I'm hopelessly devoted to you
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I fall to pieces
Each time I see you again
I fall to pieces
How can I be just your friend?
You want me to act like we've never kissed
You want to forget; pretend we've never met
And I've tried and I've tried, but I haven't yet...
You walk by, and I fall to pieces
Suze, I dated a guy once who actually sat there while I was trying to eat and sang to me. I nearly choked on my salad. LOL! GAK! That was the only date we had.
To all you people out there who are wailing about lost loves and how you can't go on without them, my friends and I have a suggestion.
Now I know you're bereft (can't spell it. Not gonna try) but stay with me.
Do not jump off a building, you'll end up a vegetable.
Do not shoot yourself in the head, you'll end up a vegetable.
Do not overdose on drugs, you'll just get high then sick and end up a vegetable.
Do not slit your wrists. almost never works and is incredibly inconsiderate to the poor soul who finds you.
So, what ya do is, get a boat, row out to the deepest point in the nearest body of water to you. (must be over your head) tie a cement block to your feet. jump over. Chances are good you're too dumb to figure out how to untie the knot you made and you'll have yourself a successful suicide by drowning.
Your welcome.
At 9/19/2006 12:57 PM, 
Spoony Quine
` I've never been able to understand love songs, anyway. Or hot n steamy songs, neither. Songs typically don't mean anything to me. They're just music.
` Once, I was at this restaurant with this guy who wanted me as a girlfriend and liked to touch me all over and lie on top of me etc, even though I had a boyfriend and told him to go to hell, and he was singing while I was eating and when we were leaving this waiter thought he was my boyfriend and told him to have a nice night with his girlfriend and I almost died!!!
` ARRRRGH!
Check your shoes before you leave.
I came hom with a luther Vandrose CD last night. I've been married 10 years so she asked what I had done and that if I had brought flowers with the CD she would of thought I was having an affair. wtf??? Just trying to show the love I/O