about
ALERT! ALERT!It has recently come to my attention that too much fun over a weekend can result in a visit from the droid known only as MIL. (hidden meaning? who me? I don't know nuthin!)
That said, you have been warned and we shall move on to excepts from weekend conversations. From there I leave you to your imagination as to how those conversations went from A to...upside down G.
Friday night.
Fred pointing to hotel pond: A man lives under there.
Ethel nods in agreement. And they begin to move on with the conversation. (am I the only one who finds this odd?)
Me: Fred? What? Did you just say a man lives under there? Is he like.......AQUAMAN????
Later on, Fred pointing to a photo of the hotel they stayed in on their vacation says.....
"That's where the man lives, under there."
Again, Ethel nods in agreement.
Me: A man lives under the hotel too? Is he.....MOLE MAN???? Does he know Aquaman lives in the pond? Are they buddies??? hmmm?
Moving on to Saturday night. (No. I'm not going to explain the conversation from Friday. Just be glad I didn't share everything cuz then you'd really be scratchng your heads.)
Saturday night after dinner. In the mall with Jerry and Lynn.
Jerry walks up to well dressed mannequin, pulls blouse down revealing one breast. Lynn quickly come up behind him and covers it back up giving him a stern warning. Next mannequin, Jerry and Lynn repeat above action.
Store phone on wall rings while store pager announces that Kathy has a call. Jerry hurries 0ver and answers phone, looks at me and asks, "Are you Kathy?" just as the real Kathy comes up behind him and snatches phone from his hand.
Later, looking at sweaters, Jerry runs into isle behind me, his face turns bright crimson. He hurries back out into main aisle, leaving the destinct aroma of cut cheese in his wake.
This is how my weekend went. From early Friday till late on Sunday. It never slowed down. And now, I have to work???? Is there no mercy?
At 10/24/2006 1:48 PM, 
Zen Wizard
Well, Aquaman is probably the gayest superhero ever--unless they come up with a new superhero called, "Shampoo Boy" or "Hustlerman" or something--but even HE is not gay enough to live under a hotel swimming pool with another dude.
This would also be a waste of Aquaman's one talent, which is "talking to fish."
Gareth, 2 feet? And green. Lemme think....thinking....thinking.....I know...QUICK! Into my frig. You'll mix nicely with the "blue" and "green" collection of pennicillan I've been storing up in case of a plague or something. (sigh. I do so love colors)
Roxi, the beauty of your life is, you're so darn cute!
Zen, I'd just like to add, he never looked that good in tights either. A true waste of a super-hero.
Manny, Mole Man can't be in your attic. He's under Fred's hotel. ahhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha. Um...unless Fred brought him home as a souvenier. (I know it's spelt wrong people. I never said I was bright, just talkative.)
Don't look at me on the gas thing. I had nuthin to do with it. I am gas free as of 10 seconds ago.
Crabby, you may just be wrong. I know you said in Ohio but I happen to work with some who may not be the champion gas blower in Michigan but I do not think I would want to find out who else could out do him. The stories I could tell.
We might just have a side bet on the football game. We will see if Jerry or Kerry is the true champion blower.
Gab, we do have fun. Even on our work days, I have to say, Bob and I have a pretty good time. LOL! I feel for ya on the aroma thing. Been there. New Mother's should recieve gas masks at the hospital upon birthing.
Seequin, I checked in on your blog yesterday. You've been having a pretty good time yourself.
Barman, I'm telling you, my man can take anybody. His son is so experienced in the fine art of gas blowing that he can even tell you which fast food places can produce the most hideous of gaseous scents. We're talking professional blowers here.
Check your shoes before you leave.
Crabby, I bet you need a break after that weekend. lol
Now nipple flashing, they may just start a new craze.