Crabby's Cowpie Field

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Ms. Claus has long been known as an apron clad, fat old, lady with a white bun on the back of her head.
NAY! TIS NOT TRUE!
Mrs. Santa is a femme fatale! A rare beauty, admired by men and animal alike. (except for small, possibly edible animals.

Mrs. Santa smells cake.

Mrs. Santa sees cake.

Seconds later, belly filled to brimming, the ever sexual Mrs. Claus is ready for the big guy to come hither and play.

(unless of course the chocolate cake runs thru too quickly. In which case several time-outs will be called to release painful gas bubbles.)

I don't know about you, but I think Santa's a pretty lucky guy.

posted by Crabby at 5:39 PM |

25 Comments:

At 12/20/2006 6:05 PM, Unknown

Ummm is it just me or is that a shamrock on your hat?? Do I need to point out that it's almost Christmas and that's what were are all talking about not St Patrick's Day ;-)
Present shopping done yet??

At 12/20/2006 7:08 PM, Anonymous

` I had no idea Ms Claus was so hot and youthful looking and from that one Twilight Zone episode.
` That's nothing - my boyfriend has cigarettes floating around his head.

At 12/20/2006 7:39 PM, Anonymous

God I hate to admit it, but sequin is right!
JUST LIKE, that Twilight Zone episode..

Mr Crab..er,,Mr. Claus IS one lucky bastard Though!

At 12/20/2006 7:40 PM, Anonymous

I got a boner..

At 12/20/2006 7:55 PM, angela marie

That is SOME look. Or is that SOME PIG?

(If you don't know 'Charlotte's Web', that isn't even remotely funny.)

At 12/21/2006 7:55 AM, Mone

Oh you are so funny Crabby!!

Merry Christmas!

At 12/21/2006 8:08 AM, barman

Does Lucy fill in for all the animals for a manger scene also? You are just to funny. The big guy is indeed one lucky sot ... I mean soul.

At 12/21/2006 8:15 AM, MilkMaid

BACOOON!

At 12/21/2006 8:45 AM, Suze

Oh my, you have such a cute nose! Is there any of that chocolate cake left?

At 12/21/2006 11:40 AM, Crabby

Gareth, it is indeed a Shamrock! I live in a very Irish city here in Ohio. Everything we do has Irish in it and ... some kind of edible. LOL!

Seequin, very few people do know how hot Mrs. Claus is. Sad, really. Cigs???

g-man, Oh fer sure. He is lucky. If only every man could be so fortunate.

Arnold, I can't blame you. She really is "all that".

Angela, I DO know Charlotte's Web. LOL! So it is funny. I love that story.

Mone, Merry Christmas right back to you, my friend.

Barman, now you know, Lucy does it all. She's multi-talented. Sadly, she's also drooling over my pig nose. I see a catasrophe in my future. Especially if I'm wearing it.
PS. Wait'll I post what the sot said yesterday to our server. He is soooo gonna get his butt kicked. LOL!

Milky! STOP THAT!

Suze, Sorry, no cake left and I ate the chocolate covered pretzels I got for gifts too. ahhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha! Somebody really needs to be in charge of me. I have willpower issues. I am making cookies tomorrow though! You can have those.

At 12/21/2006 12:07 PM, Anonymous

Santa's a very lucky guy. But I'm beginning to wonder about that overly-affecionate dog. That's not the first photo where he seems a bit ... er ... clingy. ;)

At 12/21/2006 12:22 PM, Crabby

Dan! Get that mind outa the gutter, my man. That dog is a girl. However, I must confess she is not allowed in the bathroom when Bob is having his shower on account of....she thinks his...er....well, you know....is a tug toy. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha! She dive bombs it anytime she sees it which causes bob to scream like a little girl.

At 12/21/2006 12:47 PM, Anonymous

Oink.
Naughty little Piggie Clause

At 12/21/2006 1:57 PM, SignGurl

Lucy would be a reindeer, right? I'll email you the original picture you made for HNT. It's in my flickr file.

At 12/21/2006 7:35 PM, Crabby

Poly, Mrs. Claus is most definitely a naughty girl. And not always in a good way. LOL!

Sign, I got the pic. THANK YOU!

At 12/21/2006 11:08 PM, Anonymous

All of this naughty talk has given me another boner!

At 12/22/2006 9:20 AM, Crabby

Arnold, BEHIND YOU! Is that.......the bacon wagon?

At 12/22/2006 9:41 AM, Anonymous

she thinks his...er....well, you know....is a tug toy.

Well isn't it??

So it appears that mama doesn't want to share her tug toy with her little doggie daughter.

Where's your holiday spirit?

At 12/22/2006 10:17 AM, Manny

Hey! How did our Christmas ham get over here? Squirrel will be so upset.

psst, you have to read it fast.

shopping now.

At 12/22/2006 10:21 AM, Unknown

VIXEN!!!!!

Lucky, lucky Santa!!!

At 12/22/2006 2:15 PM, Anonymous

Merry Christmas Crabby,...Galen

At 12/23/2006 1:00 AM, Cazzie!!!

Oh yayy, santa is a lucky sod, lol. thanks for the laugh and merry christmas.

At 12/23/2006 5:02 PM, Anonymous

AAhhhh,
I don't think I have to say out loud what I'm enjoying with my large regular coffee w/double cream....Do I?

At 12/24/2006 3:03 AM, Anonymous

Merry Christmas -- eat as much cake as you want.

At 12/24/2006 2:17 PM, Anonymous

Merry Christmas from Dayton, Ohio's finest blogger!

Funny stuff, gurl!