Monday, December 18, 2006
On our timbit run this am we saw a BMW with a vanity plate that said LAW 52. It was housed in a spiffy Purdue Alumni tag holder.
IMO, this would have been a better Vanity plate for the guy who also was wearing one of those borg earpieces for a cell phone and reading the paper while he drove.



Here we have a popular Vanity plate among Gay guys.









Sandie, you forgot to include your address and phone number so the bad man can find you easier.







Ok. Me too. I blog but.......dude! You are beggin to be picked on here.


So guys, if you had a Vanity Plate, what would yours say?
 
posted by Crabby at 9:05 AM |


41 Comments:


At 12/18/2006 11:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

Some times we think we are sooo clever. I'm a U/M grad, and a huge football fan (I still love you), and my plate is "AMZNBLU"...you know;
Amazin-Blue...Maize and Blue.right?

I was at a rest stop on I-75 in Kentucky once, and this good ole boy kept staring at my plate, finally he says to me,'boy, what the hell does amazon blue mean?

 

At 12/18/2006 2:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Doo-Doo

 

At 12/18/2006 2:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

` I saw one the other day with the letters 'THC'. Not really a vanity plate, but if the diver smokes pot....
` I'll post it on my blog soon.

 

At 12/18/2006 3:25 PM, Blogger Crabby

g-man, it's ok. If it weren't for Michigan, we'd have nobody's butt to kick. ahhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha! Seriously, what would we do without the Michigan/OSU rivalry? Let's face it, both sides live for that game. It's better than the bowl games! Woody and Bo were genious coaches! Now THOSE were some great games back in the day.

Deb, I like it. It fits.

Seequin, I'd bet my hat it's some old ladies initials. LOL!

 

At 12/18/2006 3:26 PM, Blogger Crabby

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At 12/18/2006 3:27 PM, Blogger Crabby

I'm wrapping today. As you can see here, I'm very focused on it. LMAO!

Ok, who's turn is it to push me outa my desk chair? Cuz, yer slackin.

 

At 12/18/2006 4:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Maybe DOODY. I'm not sure.

 

At 12/18/2006 5:25 PM, Blogger Crabby

Doody. I like doody better. But don't you need 7 letters? How about, "Thepoop". Or....bigturd? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!
Running now.

 

At 12/18/2006 5:40 PM, Blogger Zen Wizard

Mine used to say, "LONGISL" because I drank Long Island Iced Teas all the time.

Ah, that was another era!

I hate those cutesy ones, like "W84ME."

Anyway, great scam by the DMV to get $250 for a tin plate stamped by slave labor, though, huh??

 

At 12/18/2006 5:42 PM, Blogger MilkMaid

Debs should be POOPSALOT

I want MilkMaid

Stop throwing shit at me already.

MilkMan REFUSED when I tried to do this to our motorcycles. Spoilsport.

I could also put ITSAGIRL on the Jeep! WOOT, we got the news today, pink madness, here we come LOL

 

At 12/18/2006 8:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

I have a 2001 Harley-Davidson Road King Police Special... My plate says.. BFIFE ...Figured it out?

 

At 12/18/2006 8:35 PM, Blogger Unknown

My favorite is this dude in my neighborhood...LITIG8TR.

Fucking hell. Attorneys...what can you say?

 

At 12/18/2006 8:39 PM, Blogger SignGurl

G-man, Barney Fife?

Mine would say WatchMe.

 

At 12/18/2006 8:57 PM, Blogger SignGurl

Crabs, I took your advice--------->

 

At 12/18/2006 10:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

LOTOPOOP. Oh wait, that's 8.

I like BIGTURD. or Maybe 14LBDUMP.

LIFSHIT.

MO DUMPS

GR8 KRAP

GR8 P00S

POOPERS

LAYPIPE

TURDLOG

POO 4EVA

You get the idea

 

At 12/18/2006 10:39 PM, Blogger GAB

Well because Im drivinf this junky looking station wagon that belongs in the junk yard mine would have to say EW EW EW

 

At 12/18/2006 11:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Crabby, your plate should read...A-200

You are correct Birthdaygurl.

 

At 12/19/2006 7:27 AM, Blogger DZER

DZER ... what else? lol

There's also the metal classic:

OU8IT2

or ... WRITER ... JRNALST ...

or even OUYKCUF ... with a sign underneath it that said: BACKWARDS

LOL

 

At 12/19/2006 7:45 AM, Blogger MilkMaid

MODUMPS ahahahahaha

 

At 12/19/2006 7:49 AM, Blogger Mone

$250 for a plate like that?
Jeezis.
mine would be just plain and simple
WHISKEY.

 

At 12/19/2006 8:22 AM, Blogger barman

I suppose we could go with BARMAN. Although I kind of fancy ITSME for some reason.

 

At 12/19/2006 8:23 AM, Blogger Rainypete

I'd have to go with "BACKOFF" since everyone seems to enjoy attempting to park in my trunk. Driving a standard makes it fun though as I can let the car roll back until it nearly makes contact before pulling away. Watching them develop dinnerplate sized eyes are all the thanks I need.

 

At 12/19/2006 9:30 AM, Blogger Crabby

Zen, is it $250? YIKES! I wasn't even willing to pay another $35 to get a red bird on my tag. For one thing it's always behind me so, I can't see it anyhow.

Milky, you can only have 7 letters. You have to be MILKMAD.
A GIRL! WOOOOOOT! Did you get your own unidentifiable photo? I love those things.

G-man, heck yeah. Good ole Barney.

Kept, don't ya think if you were an attorney, you wouldn't want anyone to know? LOL!

SIGN! That's the best avatar ever! HOT. Really HOT! Can you send me a copy of that pic because I've looked all over so I can repost for end of the year pics and I can't find it anywhere?

Deb, laypipe? ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha! I kind of like Lifshit.

g-man, why A200? wait....isn't that a headlice killer or something? LOL!

Dzer, long as it's not, emkcuf. Now that could cause a gal some big problems.

Milky, when we strike it rich we're gonna throw in and get Deb her own vanity plate. LOL!

Mone, I KNOW! Is that crazy to pay that much, or what? No way. I could buy so many video games with that much money....and snacks!

Barman, I like itsme.

Pete, I was gonna say backoff too! LOL! I've been having the same problem since the Christmas season started. Everybody wants to get in the car with me. Bob can let his roll back too. THAT is a good time. Freaks them right out. (it takes so little to entertain us)

 

At 12/19/2006 9:32 AM, Blogger Crabby

A couple of my personal favorties that I've seen are .... timbits, on a Cooper that belongs to somebody who works at Tim Hortons. And I really loved bugyzer on a green volkswagon that was painted to look like a frog.

 

At 12/19/2006 10:47 AM, Blogger jillie

Well if I could send you a picture right now I would but being that I am in WI and my car in is CA I'll just have to tell you.

It reads ABBY (hearts) OB
Abby is me it's what my s/o calls me because he thinks I'm abnormal, the heart is for love and OB is for Ocean Beach, where I live...
hahaha

 

At 12/19/2006 11:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

Is it too late for the recipes?
E-Mail me something so I can reply.

 

At 12/19/2006 12:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

POOP GRL

 

At 12/19/2006 12:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

TURD BRGR

 

At 12/19/2006 1:39 PM, Blogger CozyMama

you are so funny....have a good one....miss ya while I am on my trip!!!

 

At 12/19/2006 1:46 PM, Blogger Lee Ann

Those are great!
I am going to start looking here in my area too! ;)

 

At 12/19/2006 5:24 PM, Blogger Crabby

Jillie, abnormal is a good thing. I'd be proud to have an abbreviated version of that title on my backside.

g-man. Okee dokee. I'm e-mailing. Hang on a minute.

Deb, how 'bout toxicpo?

anybody else notice my blog tends to run toward bodily excrements? LOL! I swear, it isn't me. I don't start it. Ok, maybe sometimes I do.

Anon, ya gotta take a letter off. Only 7. That's what makes it so danged tricky.

Jodes, have a fanTAStic time! Party down and eat anything you want to. I know for a fact there are no calories in holiday vittles.

Leeann, let me know what you come up with. I'm thinking of taking my camera out and getting some of these. (now you know that's just sad when I have nothing better to do than drive around looking for vanity plates to take pics of. I'm almost ashamed.)

 

At 12/19/2006 5:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

POO BRGR

 

At 12/19/2006 6:22 PM, Blogger Zen Wizard

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At 12/19/2006 9:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

` Ahahahahahaaaa! Like it, Zen Wizard! Also, perfect one for a dentist:

23PAIR.

` ...Get it?

` How about SHTLESS for Debbie?

 

At 12/20/2006 6:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

Oooh, oooh, ooooh! Here's one for me!

ASS PLAY

 

At 12/20/2006 6:16 AM, Blogger Iris VonKornea

You are going to be the death of me.

But then, I think you won't be truly happy until you put me six feet under!

 

At 12/20/2006 9:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

walntcr....
wntcrnh...
walnutc..
wncrnch...

which one Crabby?

 

At 12/20/2006 4:52 PM, Blogger Crabby

anon, poobrgr? ahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha! You don't happen to frequent White Castle do ya?

Zen, now THAT is a plate worth hangin. LOL!

Seequin, I dunno. Shitful would fit better. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha! btw, if anybody sees Deb coming, hide me.

Peter, you're Momma is gonna kick your butt, son...er...girl. snicker.

Iris, now...let's think about this. It's not so bad really. Just consider that Peter now has an innie instead of an outy.

G-man, how 'bout, nonuts? cuz we got none. Just how good are they? Seems like our Hortons should have them too? When I asked they said, we have chocolate. LOL! Um, yeah, yeah, that's real close.

 

At 12/20/2006 7:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Dear Crabcake,

There is a fourteen pound dump the color of Hester Sue Terhune with your name all over it.

Herb Lifshitz

 

At 12/21/2006 12:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

i actually have one. but i'm not sharing. *giggle*