Crabby's Cowpie Field

Monday, December 11, 2006

ON SALE! Today only this one time offer!
The answer to the question millions have asked.
"What's he wearin under that kilt?"

Down below I was sellin the secret for $19.99. But sadly, uncle Bob obviously isn't doin it for ya. So today only the secret is yours along with a glimpse of my own fantastic gams for just $9.95.

That's right folks. For $9.95 I am willing to sing like a canary. Tell it all. Every thing I know.

Leave your money in that box by the door.

(pay no mind to the classless dog in that first picture.)

posted by Crabby at 12:27 PM |

15 Comments:

At 12/11/2006 1:10 PM, Anonymous

AAY, a saucy little lassie are ya!
You dinna have to make the bed up special for me though!

Are you up for a Highland Fling?

The dance silly.

At 12/11/2006 4:08 PM, barman

Better watch out. You remember Duke on the Bush Baked beans commercial. He was always going to sell the secret when Jay was not looking.

Well I noticed Lucy looked under the kilt so Lucy knows. Best keep an eye on her now.

At 12/11/2006 4:39 PM, Anonymous

` What the.... I don't even comprehend what the hell this is, probably because I'm incoherant at the moment.

` BTW you guys, I think Milkman's got nothin' on those wacky Lumanians!

At 12/11/2006 6:02 PM, Crabby

I've been Christmas shopping. My carry shoulder is 4 inches lower than my other shoulder. And I think my bag finger grew an extra knuckle.

I need water. Water and a soft seat.

I'll be back.

At 12/11/2006 7:11 PM, Anonymous

You mean Scotch and water!

At 12/12/2006 2:08 AM, Mone

hahaha Crabby, you are hilarious!!!

At 12/12/2006 8:28 AM, MilkMaid

So you walk like a hunch back now?

What happened to your canopy bed, with the blue....???

At 12/12/2006 8:30 AM, MilkMaid

By the way, those socks do not match.

At 12/12/2006 8:53 AM, Crabby

g-man, by this evening, I'll be ready for the hard stuff...coffee, straight...ok...with creamer. LOL! This shopping stuff is a tricky business.

Mone, you forgot to mention my acute sense of fashion. LOL!

Milky, that bed can go either way. You unscrew the canopy and screw on the posties or vice versa. I took the scarves off because of my allergies.

My socks do to match. I put them on in daylight this time. They're Ohio State socks. WOOT!

At 12/12/2006 9:47 AM, Anonymous

(pay no mind to the classless dog in that first picture.)

Actually that's all I was paying attention to. He seems very interested. ;)

At 12/12/2006 9:51 AM, Anonymous

Miss Crabbie, we have several large vats of grapes that are in need of stomping. Your photos indicate that you may be just the person we are looking for. Please contact us ASAP.

At 12/12/2006 10:01 AM, CozyMama

adorable.

At 12/12/2006 9:15 PM, Rainypete

Thank goodness you mentioned the classless dog. At first I thought you'd managed to find a retriever shaped sporran!

At 12/13/2006 7:21 AM, Iris VonKornea

DUBBIN! There you are you hairy bastard.

At 12/13/2006 11:19 AM, Tumbleweed

That is one serious crotch sniffin mutt. Did you train him to do that?

I've missed you!!