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As you can see, I won the coveted "Focus Cup Trophy". No easy task considering the game performance by our Buckeyes. My friends and I were prepared to steal the cup, through defrocking and trickery if competition became to stiff and my odds began to look iffy, but happily in the end, I got it fair and square. So Marlene got to keep her blouse on.
Additionally I must tell you all, a reliable source (me) says the Gator cheerleaders doped our Bucks Gatorade. It's the only explantion for why our guys would perform like a pack of zombies on Qualudes during the most important game this season. (except for Michigan)
I've said it before but it's worth saying again. Never trust a cute girl in a short skirt gentlemen.
The point at which I first began to suspect we might be in trouble came at half-time when our band came out playing the theme from Titanic. What the bloody hell? The Titanic not only sank, but it's a big sissy song. What butt thumpin football team wants their band to go out on the field playing, "My Love Will Go On?" To make matters worse they disappeared under a big sheet of blue plastic at the end. Huh? What? Marching into the sea? Were we on Candid Camera?
When halftime commentary began our host (who is deadly quick with a multiple remotes) decided he didn't want to hear it and muted the tv. Suddenly .... things went dead silent. Everyone sat there, looking grim, cept for Ethel and I who had spent a fair amount of time at the Lava Flow blender and were unable to stop grinning. Somebody mentioned how quiet it got with the tv muted and Marlene (who I thought had drifted off to her "special place") suddenly spouted, "yeUH, me and the girls here was just tawkin 'bout feminine itch".
Magically, the tv sound was back up. Just like that. I told you he's fast with a remote.
One interesting tidbit, Ethel and I discovered our booties are still shakable. Who knew? As Ethel blended up that second blender of Lava Flow Margaritas I was overcome with the need to sing. And so I did........ I feeeel good. nana nana nana nont! Well, with the blender blending and me singing what can ya do but shake your bootie? It's natural as breathing.
By the end of the 3rd quarter Linda tapped me on the knee, smiled, and pointed to the sofa where several guys (including our most esteemed Focus leader) sat glumly watching what very much resembled to any Buckeye the world's biggest cluster f@*K.
During the 4th quarter one fella suggested we switch to the porn channel. Of course being steadfast in our loyalty to the OSU team, we rejected the suggestion and continued to watch and hope for our guys to suddenly possess incredibly fast feet with bodies of steel, or........ a time machine.
In any case, though this particular game was a disappointment, as current keeper of the much coveted "Focus Cup Trophy", I can assure you, we will be back in the fall. And we will be formidable. It was a learning experience. That's all. And let's not discount the rest of this year. Come on people. We kicked ass!
PS. To the person who sent me the OSpu mail......PLEBBBBBBBBBBBBBT!
At 1/10/2007 8:02 PM, 
BTExpress
I'm sorry your boys lost, but please don't blame the hot babes, uh, cheerleaders. I watched that game and was shocked that Ohio quit like they did. You could see it in their faces. Or maybe that was the look of cheerleader lust. Maybe that's why the NY Giants lost too. Damn horn dogs!
PS
Thanks for the add. :-)
Shirley, you have a one track mind.
Manny, busy is a good thing. Reminds you, your alive.....when you get time to think about it. LOL!
Rox, 2 bucks. What do ya say? Next seasons OSU/MICHIGAN game. I say the Buckeyes will clean the blue clear outa your uniforms.
BT, I agree with you. Our guys were not there. Usually they fight their hearts out but I just didn't see it Monday. And I'm ticked about the fact that our quarter back was NOT getting protection. 5 sacks? How does that happen if the guys are doing their job, you know? It was a fiasco.
PS. (welcome for the ad)
Manny, we gotta be fair. I didn't see the bowl game but Michigan did give our Bucks a run for their money. It was a damn fun game to watch. More fun at the end when they lost but still, they did play a good game.
dzer, man that's just not even funny. Now I'll have nightmares that my ankles are being chewed off.
It's all my fault. Dirk asked me to help the Buckeyes, so I dropped in on the first quarter, did my magic on the opening play, and then figured you didn't need me any more... So sorry.
I notice you don't want any pygmies on your site. 'Hope you're more friendly to gnomes... I hesitate to post this here if you aren't... but I can't seem to find the community bulletin board.
POT LUCK SUPPER AT THE WIZARD'S PLACE FRIDAY NIGHT
5:30
BRING A DISH TO PASS
WIZARD WILL PROVIDE SOME OF RAYMOND'S WINE AND SIGMUND'S MEAD
Elizabeth and Sigmund have agreed to come, Raymond will be there, and Bambi, Flower, and Thumper Jr. have all said they would make an appearance, so please come to meet them in person. Wiley will provide song.
Hope to see you then!
P.S. There aren't ANY TV channels here in the enchanted forest.
And furthermore, thermal undies are so hot.
Wizened Wizard, gnomes are good with me. Gnomes, elves, fairies, sprites, and even an occasional leprachan (sp?) anything that doesn't bite.
You did a fine job with that opening play. It was a thing of beauty. sigh.
Wine and meade? I'm all over that.
g-man, I haven't been around blogland much today. I got my hair trimmed and did other total screw off stuff.
Zen, I'll settle for almost anything that doesn't have sinking ship in it. Or say...Madamn Butterfly...that would be bad.
Face it, Ohio was bad. The team just did not show up. Not unlike Michigan in it's bowl game. I would not be picking on them to much now. Next year, big house, be there and ... I will see your two bucks but can't we make it more interesting?
It really sucks when you make it so far and then nothing seems to work after that.
Now did someone say the Parn Channel?
By the way, Roxi had me all distracted while the game was on. At first I was upset I was more or less missing the game. Then I was happy for the distraction.
Check your shoes before you leave.
You have a porn channel?