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I'm not sure how or when it happened but somehow, I have been transformed into a weeble-like human, tottering front to back, bouncing to and fro from my over-grown belly to my Continent sized ass.
I'm not kidding people. My ass could now be declared the newest state in America. We shall name her, The Ass state. She'll need a state flower and bird.
Just before Christmas I made the mistake of doing what you NEVER, NEVER, do when you are gaining weight. I bought a size larger jeans. (in my defense, I desperately needed to breathe) Later I made the much, MUCH, bigger mistake of asking Bob, "Did you wash my new jeans on hot or something?" He's still laughing his ass off.
Two days ago I found all the candy and cookies I had stashed and threw it away.
Yesterday, like a junkie, I tore the pantry and freezer apart looking for it then remembered.....SHIT! I did it. I threw it away. I was desperate for a chocolate fix! But there was none to be had.
Today I will be on my treadmill. Then I am getting all evidence of the holidays outa here!
If anybody needs me, just holler, BREAD PUDDING WITH CINNAMON SAUCE!
Jodes, you got an angel and I got Beelzebub, the fat packin' demon from Hell. sigh. That's ok. I'm on it. I have almost thrown away the Biscotti's I got in my Christmas basket. I'm ""this close to making it all the way to the trash can with that chocolate and almond flavored cruchy goodness.
g-man, it was Crabbie. She just looks like a friggin egg now. sigh sigh sigh. I must say tho, my sit upon is much more comfy to sit-upon.
Those aren't my weebles. I googles them. Best I can do is send you a picture of me. I look just like the frickin things.
WAIT! Don't throw that away. Just this morning I heard that almonds are real good for you. The only problem is you need to eat somewhere between 8 and 12 I think. More is bad, less not as good. So think twice about the Almond Crunch goodness.
Fortunetly I decided to start trying to lose weight between Thanksgiving and Christmas. That put me down a bit. Then before I started to lose weight for real I splurged a little. So now I am officially headed down. I am down almost three pounds since the begining of the year and heading down hill.
I started using my new elliptical trainer yesterday. I have been on it both mornings so I am off to a good start. I have to be carefull because I could still talk myself out of exercising so easily. I would not even put up a fight.
Good luck on de-weebelling yourself. I have been a weeble for some time. I can't even imagine life any other way at this point.
Ahhhhhhh ah ah ah Today, I went back to work after an 11 day vacation. My boss said "I thought you said you left the cherry kisses in your desk drawer"
Ahhhhhhh ah ah ah ah Little did he know, I brought them home with me, they were gone Friday the 22nd.
The minutes, as requested by
g man...Crab! Step away from the sugar products!!! Name Crab's new ASS state.
Barman, you'd be hard pressed to find an actual almond in that blasted cookie. LOL! I'm pulling for you on the weight thing. (it's really hard not to eat the tasty stuff tho, huh?) I admit it. I'm weak. Hold a chocolate cake under my nose and you'll be pulling my face out of it in less than a second.
G-man, I know what those pics say but I'm telling you every where I walk I leave butt cheek tracks on the floor behind me. That can't be good.
manny, manny, manny, manny, manny,
BREAD PUDDING? WHERE?
What's a cherry kiss? NO! Don't tell me. It's better if I don't know.
Assington. I like it. What color is the Ass Lily? Please don't say pasty white.
I threw out all my tasty sugar treats (cept I have rainbow sherbert hidden in the freezer) I'm working up to that one.
Miss 1999, Nice to meet ya! We love red heads around here! there's not nearly enough of them so stick around. The people who hang here are a hoot. I'll come visit you when I get off the treadmil. Assuming I make it back off today. Yesterday I got tangled up in my own shoe laces. (forgot to tie one) Boy was that ever a mess.
Christie! You talk too much. LMAO! I'll come visit you too.
PS. Where the heck is Tumble?
G-man, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA! I mean, yes, I know you're right. There are tons of women out there who dream of having a body like mine. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I "AM" the other white meat.
Buddah, Bob does too. A LOT! Sometimes luck just falls into your lap, ya know? And let me just say...phewwwww. Otherwise, I'd be in a world of hurt.
Gareth, by Jiminey, it doesn't happen often and I can't believe I'm gonna say this but, you're right. LOL!
Ha! Having just finished a hip flap induced yoga practice this made me laugh. Sigh. I do so want to love those bits of flesh oozing over the tops of my jeans but I can't. As for the goodies you threw away, sadly, I would have rooted through the garbage and salvaged anything that was still securely wrapped. Ah, go on, wash that congealed gravy off the wrapper and it's FINE!
` Crabby, you make me feel like such an accomplisher!! I am going to the Y again for the third time this week, I've lost ten pounds and am able to benchpress 60 pounds. ...Including the bar.
` Of course, I have never been a weeble, and neither have you! You just have a... Dairy Queen Butt.
` Its official bird is the blind cave finch and your flower is the moonflower.
Check your shoes before you leave.
i somehow am still the same weight, there must have been some angel up there rooting for me. good luck