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Oh, yes. I've heard the viscious rumors. "psssst, Crabby doesn't do anything but screw off all day." Why even my own husband has been overheard to say such things.TIS A LIE, I SAY! and I have proof! I took pictures of my work today so, PLEBBBBT!
As you can clearly see here, I took my Christmas tree down.
"KIZZY! LOCK THE DOORS! GET TO THE ROOT CELLAR! IT'S THE KKK!"
Regarding this first pic and comment:
No. Please. No mail. I beseech you. I have ADD. I'm addlepated. And also, I can't spell. Send any mails to Milky or Manny. Somebody with an M in their name. Doesn't matter. It's all good.
Lucy got an eternal tennis ball for Christmas. A gadget made for dogs who tear up their toys. It is literally impossible for them to get the tennis ball out of the blue tunnel.You see here toward the front, (green and unidentifiable) what's left of the tennis ball. The rest I scooped up today with my trusty pooper scooper.
What's left of the toy, is the trusty blue tunnel thing. She carries it around all the time now, smiling sadistically. Sometimes she even lobs it onto my lap.
DEVIL DOG! I spent 6 bucks on that thing!
Manny, c'mere a minute. No really. I won't smack you or anything. Little closer.
Jillie, What kind of dog do you have? Lucy is a golden. And there's nothing she won't eat. Rocks, sticks, bugs. Doesn't matter. If it'll fit down her gullet she'll swallow it.
g-man, You're not that far away, maybe I could send her to you for a week. The two of you could work on your rock collection. Oh sure, I know you don't have one now. But you will!
Gab, how many times do I have to tell ya, do not encourage the big yellow dog. It just makes her show off more. (this is why the two of them are so tight) tsk tsk tsk.
Personally I think that was a good investment in a toy. Now I am not talking about the tennis ball that obviously was no challange. I am instead talking about the tunnel. She did not destroy it. Amazing. I think you should buy up a bunch of those and repackage the tunnels. Sell that as indestructable to dog owners. You could make a killing.
Love the tree, I mean, where did the tree go?
Barman, what a brilliant idea! As you know I am always looking for ways to make a buck.....er...I mean improve the world.
Milky, Casper didn't have a pointy head. He was nice and round, like me.
What you see outside that window is the ravine. We have about ...oh...mebbe...8 feet or so right in there and then it drops off into the ravine by about 70 feet. In some places there are ledges you can skimper down onto but most of those trees are growing right up the side of the ravine. They get huge!
g-man, you tell Ron he has competition. Barman and I are taking our eternal dog tunnel/sex toy public. (for a price of course)
Jodes, heck no. That used to be a real tree before I got ahold of it. I think it died worse than it already was by the 2nd day. I took that puppy right out to the curb.
BT, Lucy doesn't destroy anything or chew really. She just eats inanimate objects. LOL! I had a destroyer once. I used to hide the stuff he did till one day we came home and he'd eaten the bedroom carpet. I just sat there on the floor muttering.... "ooooooooooo. I'm a dead woman if Bob sees this one." I even tried to glue it back together but...he'd ingested vital sections...plus, he chewed up the pad too.
Suze, she's a big clown. And she's trying hard today to push my buttons.
She keeps unmaking my bed and bringing me the covers.
Sign, it has a pointy head so it can't be a ghost.
Barman, now I have that song stuck in my head.
g-man, you can stop now. Your face is getting all purple anyhow.
Dan, at least 6. Maybe 7.
Kept, good point and something I hadn't thought of. Could be the thing was even designed by cats.
Check your shoes before you leave.
Lucy is not a devil dog!!! She is smart!
I know you work hard crabs. This blogger stuff is hard work.
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I am so funny! I will be busy at work this week. Watching everyone squirm over the newbies.