Crabby's Cowpie Field

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

I have told my guys and told them, STOP BUYING ALL THESE PICKLES, PEPPERS, AND MUSTARD! So what did they do? They came home howling like a couple of hyennas with restaurant sized jars of all that crap.

I'm telling you, there's no place to put it. My pantry is overflowing. Even the floor is covered with this crap and the cases and cases of hot salsa they keep ordering on line.

Well sir. Big Momma is takin no prisoners. That crap is all on it's way to pickle heaven.

posted by Crabby at 8:28 AM |

12 Comments:

At 6/19/2007 10:27 AM, justacoolcat

Time for some serious grilling!

At 6/19/2007 10:50 AM, MilkMaid

Is that next to chocolate cake heaven?

At 6/19/2007 12:58 PM, Manny

Now you know you're not going to throw that away, so quit typing and get to eatin'.

At 6/19/2007 3:34 PM, barman

Oh now that is way to funny. When I was young my Mom sent me to the store to get some mustard. I was oh so tempted to buy one of the resteraunt sized jars of mustard for her, it was cheap. She would have killed me. Anyway I told her about that and I am not sure she ever had me go to the store for mustard ever again.

Fast foward a bunch of years ...

After getting past the first sentence or two I thought hey I can get crabbs some large containers of that stuff and drop it off since I will be in your neck of the woods in a couple of weeks. Then you said that the guys already did that ... (high five Bob and Jake) ... I mean, would you imagine that. Could this be some sort of weird guy thingie?

Well luckily I finished reading as no condoments from me ... I said condoments!

At 6/20/2007 6:26 AM, Mone

hi crabby, just invite some hungry dudes from the streets, they'll sure appreciate the pickles and the fresh renovated bathroom, hahahaha, LOL.

At 6/20/2007 7:07 AM, Crabby

Justacoolcat, I'm gonna toss a couple of guys on the barbie soon. They went out yesterday and bought MORE.

Milky, chocolate cake heaven? I wish. These guys are seriously pushing my buttons. Now I have two giant jars of peppers, about 5 of pickles, and a whole ton of other crap with no place to put it.

Manny, I can tell you for a fact that the happy happy joy trash truck carried away 4 jars of pickles, 2 peppers (half empty and untouched for months.) and 3 nearly empty mustards.

barman, don't you DARE even think about me and condiments in the same sentence. This is war, bro. I'm fighting to retain control of my kitchen. My counter tops were covered yesterday with crap from Sam's club. There's only 3 of us here! What the hell?
That's ok. The condiment fairy is gonna be coming and taking condiments with her, while they sleep.

Mone, We have soooo much more than pickles now. You would not even believe this junk. They made two trips to Sam's club yesterday.

At 6/20/2007 7:41 AM, Curly Glamour Girlie

I say withold any real food until they eat all the pickles and peppers. That'll show them.

At 6/20/2007 10:42 AM, barman

I think Curly Glamour Girlie has a point. Fried pickles for dinner tonight, or maybe pickles fondue, or peppers Alfaro or ...

At 6/20/2007 1:24 PM, Crabby

Curly, that's EXACTLY what I'm gonna do. And it's not like I have a choice. Every food storage area is filled up with this crap. ayyyy yi yi.

Barman, can I eat at your house tonight. LOL! I don't like pickles "that" much.
PS. they had fried pickles at the arts festival. Can you believe it?

At 6/20/2007 5:31 PM, BTExpress

Hey, don't throw any of it out, send it to me.

At 7/04/2007 3:53 PM, GAB

Hey crabby we buy that size all the time and it last oh maybe 3 days I have to buy 2 -4 jars at a time! And I dont care for dill but once in awhile I'll eat one

At 7/07/2007 2:12 PM, Spoony Quine

` WTF! Someone's getting pulled over just behind me!

` Too bad you didn't send them to me. I don't buy pickles because, even though they are SO GOOD they have so little nutritional value that I don't want to waste money on them....