You are going to H E double hockey sticks.

:P

What? You did say you could not tell which way the urn was looking. I thought you could use some help is all.

I know I'm alone on the topic, but I love to talk to them if I have time. It's amazing how they have "to be going" when you try and convert them to any of a number of religions.

Milky, am NOT! I'm good to chipmunks and old people. Ok, maybe not all old people but some of them.

barman, surrrre you were. You just stay right there and I'll bring you, your reward for that. LOL!

justacoolcat, that works? Cause I don't wanna take any chances. These guys would still be standing at my door after a nuclear blast. They're like some kinda hybrid or something.

Those look like my eyes, Crabby. I wondered where they went. I might need them back sometime. Luckily I can type without looking at my fingers.

P.S. my kids read this to me.

Still menopausing I see. LOL.

I talk to them. I'm all like...Just let me grab my bible so we can chat. They always looked dazed and confused whenever I do that.

Brotherly love can be so, uh, neat.

I grew up out in the sticks. But, even though we had neighbours we could not see, we would ALWAYS call each other should we get a knock at the door by a Joho. Then, we down the road would know NOT to answer the door.

Next time the Jehovah's witnesses come you should take those two eyes and hold them up in the window as you hide near the floor. Imagine their reaction when they see just the eyes.

You think they'd try to save the souls of just the eyes?

Sign, I'll sell them back to you at a good price.

Manny, next time I see them I'll send them over. Little boogers irritate the crap outa me.

Nick, ain't it the truth?

Cazzie, I can always count on you to give me great words. Joho's. Yeppers. I like it.

Dan, I like the way you think!

LOL about the Jehovah's witnesses...I don't get why it's OK to show up at peoples' door and make them listen to your beliefs...in their own homes.

Love the eyes...they're very nice. You'll have to think of a creative place for them...or perhaps take t hem places and take photos of them whever you go...in the grapes at the grocery, hanging out by the Grand Canyon, etc., etc.

Love the eyes!

I put a little Buddha statue in my front yard some time ago. Haven't had any Witlessnesses or Mormons ever since. I think they're afraid it might be contagious!

` Lol@both things! An even better present than laxative suppositories!

` When Jehova's Witnesses approach me I just say; "Heathen and proud of it!"

` BTW, I have on display old photos and a video of superhero Lou Ryan you might want to gander at. And goose at if you have time. If that makes sense. (Well, there is this one part where Lou is bending over away from the camera...)

I once knew a guy who let in some Mormons when they came calling. He was about 17 at the time. His mother appeared on the scene, sized up the situation (the Mormons inside the door) and said in her best "come hither" voice, "Sonny, you go fix the little men something to drink, while I go and slip into something more comfortable..." and before you could say "HALLELUJAH!" they were gone!

Kept, that's a CRACKERJACK idea you there for these eyeballs. I'm doing it!
(in the meantime can somebody help sign? She keeps walking into the same wall. Poor thing.)

Joy, Buddah's a mostly naked little fat guy right? I wonder if I could pay my neighbor to depants and sit on my lawn?

Seequin, did you just goose me? Cause you know I'm sensitive there ever since the shovel accident.

Wise, that's brilliant but sadly won't work with these guys. Last time they showed up, I was only half dressed working in the garden in a private courtyard off the front of my house. I told them I was busy and not properly dressed for company and...THEY OFFERED TO HELP ME WORK! Ay yi yi.

There are Jehovah's witness's even over here in Germany. My Dad got the dog to chase after them one time, since then they dont bother us anymore. Hmm, I dont know if the dog got him or not and I dont care. Rich holy bastards.